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An Apple for the Creature | [Charlaine Harris (editor), Toni L. P. Kelner (editor)]

An Apple for the Creature

What could be scarier than the first day of school? How about a crash course in the paranormal from Charlaine Harris and Toni L. P. Kelner, editors of Home Improvement: Undead Edition? Your worst school nightmares - taking that math test you never studied for, finding yourself naked in school assembly, not knowing which door to enter - will pale in comparison to these 13 original stories that take academic anxiety to whole new realms.
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Includes a never-before-published Sookie Stackhouse story!

What could be scarier than the first day of school? How about a crash course in the paranormal from Charlaine Harris and Toni L. P. Kelner, editors of Home Improvement: Undead Edition? Your worst school nightmares - taking that math test you never studied for, finding yourself naked in school assembly, not knowing which door to enter - will pale in comparison to these 13 original stories that take academic anxiety to whole new realms.

In number-one New York Times best-selling author Charlaine Harris’s story "Playing Possum", Sookie Stackhouse brings enough birthday cupcakes for her nephew's entire class but finds she's one short when the angry ex-boyfriend of the school secretary shows up.

When her guardian, Kate Daniels, sends her undercover to a school for exceptional children, teenaged Julie learns an all-new definition of "exceptional", in New York Times best-selling author Ilona Andrews' "Magic Tests".

For those who like fangs with their forensics, New York Times best-selling author Nancy Holder offers "VSI", in which FBI agent Claire is tested as never before in a school for Vampire Scene Investigation. And in New York Times best-selling author Thomas Sniegoski's "The Bad Hour", Remy Chandler and his dog Marlowe find evil unleashed in an obedience school.

You'll need more than an apple to stave off the creatures in these and nine other stories. Remember your first lesson: Resistance is fruitless!

©2012 Charlaine Harris, Inc., Toni L.P. Keller, and Tekno Books (P)2012 Brilliance Audio, Inc.

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    Edward king of Prussia, PA, United States 01-02-13
    Edward king of Prussia, PA, United States 01-02-13 Member Since 2006

    Hockey Guy

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    "Another good collection from charlaine Harris"
    Where does An Apple for the Creature rank among all the audiobooks you’ve listened to so far?

    Middle of the pack. Good read (listen) from some very good authors.


    Would you recommend An Apple for the Creature to your friends? Why or why not?

    I like these collection of stories to introduce myself to other authors. I found Ilona Andrews Kim Harrison and many others from these shirt story collections. A great way to sample various authors in one setting.


    Did the narration match the pace of the story?

    Performance if readers very good


    Was there a moment in the book that particularly moved you?

    These were shirt stories. Some action, some humor, some paranormal creatures.


    Any additional comments?

    I have quite a few of these collections from Harris, butcher and others. I think they are great for author introductions to the listeners.

    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
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    Allison Huntsville, AL, United States 03-22-14
    Allison Huntsville, AL, United States 03-22-14 Member Since 2012
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    "Kinda Boring"
    Would you try another book from Charlaine Harris (editor) and Toni L. P. Kelner (editor) and/or Angela Dawe and Luke Daniels ?

    I found some of the stories really good. Sadly, most of them didn't hold my attention. I found myself saying, "Alright, lets finish this and onto the next story." I didn't even finish this book. As soon as my next credit was available, I deleted this and was listening to my next book. I wouldn't have wasted a credit on this if I had known. I really like the Sookie books and all I saw was Charlaine Harris and bought it. Better luck next time.


    Would you recommend An Apple for the Creature to your friends? Why or why not?

    Not really


    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
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    John 02-02-14
    John 02-02-14
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    "Wait...Before you buy."

    All the stories are available in other anthologies. If this is your first collection of short stories, then have at thee...good listens.

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    Jovon Matteson, IL, United States 06-27-13
    Jovon Matteson, IL, United States 06-27-13 Member Since 2005

    Books have been my whole life. I worked in Libraries & for Borders & 1/2 price books for over 10 years & I now study fiction writing.

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    "If not for Luke Daniels...."
    Would you listen to An Apple for the Creature again? Why?

    I have listened to this title several times.


    What was one of the most memorable moments of An Apple for the Creature?

    I tend to like stories where animals have a voice of their own to add, and not be the main character. One of those stories is in this book. (Some say I'm horrible because I give out spoilers...so I'm trying to cut back on that.)


    What does Angela Dawe and Luke Daniels bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you just read the book?

    I will admit it...99% of the reason I bought this book is because Luke Daniels was one of the Narrators. I am very very picky about audiobooks because a bad narrator can kill an excellent story. So far I have not been disappointed by Luke Daniels.

    And Angela Dawe...this is the first book I listened to that had her as a narrator. I think she was a great narrator because she made me want to listen to stories I probably would have skipped over, Like the Sookie Stackhouse Story.


    If you were to make a film of this book, what would the tag line be?

    Ohhhhh, I'm telling teacher.


    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
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    B. Riddick 05-30-13
    B. Riddick 05-30-13 Member Since 2000

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    "If you've made it to this one...."
    Where does An Apple for the Creature rank among all the audiobooks you’ve listened to so far?

    I don't think it is fair to rate against ALL the Audio Books I have read. I have been an Audible member for 13 years and I have a LOT of books in my library.

    Where it rates among the Short Story Urban Fantasy compilations I have read.... I'd say about 5th. Not the worst but honestly not the best. I like Urban Fantasy but only in short story format. I tried reading a full Jim Butcher novel and kept skipping ahead.

    Kelner and Harris are good Editors, but if you want the best collection, choose one that was edited by George RR Martin


    Would you be willing to try another book from Charlaine Harris (editor) and Toni L. P. Kelner (editor) ? Why or why not?

    Sure, again. I have developed a liking for Urban Fantasy Short Stories.


    If you were to make a film of this book, what would be the tag line be?

    You'll never learn like this again....


    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
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    Val 04-19-13
    Val 04-19-13 Member Since 2008

    Mystery & Suspense

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    "If your looking for a Sookie stories... Its not."
    Would you listen to An Apple for the Creature again? Why?

    There are several good short stories but I was expecting more by Charlaine Harris but it was just one short story.There were a few other good authors but there were several I needed to skip.


    What did you like best about this story?

    The first story with Sookie but that was very good at best.


    What does Angela Dawe and Luke Daniels bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you just read the book?

    The narrators were good, not great but not bad.


    If you were to make a film of this book, what would be the tag line be?

    This is a mixture of short stories by several authors so i don't think that really applicable.


    Any additional comments?

    I gave this four generous stars. It's okay at best.

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    Sheri 01-30-13
    Sheri 01-30-13
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    "ANOTHER HIT OUT OF THE PARK FOR MS. HARRIS!"

    I surprised myself when I absolutely loved every single story in this collection! Usually there are at least one or two that can be left alone.

    Not here; i love them all! great narrators also! Highly recommend to all!

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    Robin United States 11-05-12
    Robin United States 11-05-12 Member Since 2008
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    "Some good, some bad"

    I bought this one for Ilona Andrews, but enjoyed most. I did find some authors new to me to try.

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