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Scheiß auf den Halsring - Die Fortsetzung des kultigsten Haustier-Ratgebers aller Zeiten
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- Length: 5 hrs and 29 mins
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Was einst mit einem Satire-Projekt auf Social Media begonnen hat, ist mit über 50.000 Followern und tausenden von verkauften Büchern längst zum Kultphänomen in der Reiterwelt geworden. Immer noch nimmt der Blog Arschlochpferd täglich die Online- und Offline-Gemeinschaft der Reiterinnen und Reiter aufs Korn - und auch diese Fortsetzung vom Buch zur Seite präsentiert wieder brandneue, urkomisch-bissige Geschichten über die Kuriositäten des Reiterlebens. Denn ein Pferd zu haben oder zu betreuen reicht in Zeiten der sozialen Netzwerke bekanntlich noch lange nicht. Man muss sein Tier, vor allem aber sich selbst im besten Licht präsentieren, mit Abstammung, Erfolgen und Auszeichnungen prahlen... oder zumindest so tun, als gäbe es diese.
Dieses Buch entführt Sie einmal mehr in die Abgründe des Reiter-Netzwerks. Begleiten Sie Dressursusi auf ihrer vermeintlichen Erfolgsgeschichte als Turniercrack, Instagram-Model, Möchtegern-Influencer und bei ihren ehrgeizigen Versuchen, sich den schönen Hendrik zu angeln. Der steht dummerweise auf Westernreiter und korrekte Pferdehaltung. Und was ihr Pferd so kann und will, das interessiert Dressursusi wenig. Immerhin sieht sie auf ihm blendend aus. Immer und in jeder Lebenslage. Und der Rest der Welt muss zusehen...
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Vorwort
- Kapitel 1: Kauf beim Profi!
- Kapitel 2: Was muss man eigentlich machen, bevor man ein Pferd kauft?
- Kapitel 3: Endlich ein Dressurkracher
- Kapitel 4: Wie man sein Reitabzeichen (nicht) macht.
- Kapitel 5: Frag das Internet
- Kapitel 6: Reitabzeichen mit einem Arschlochpferd
- Kapitel 7: Selfies statt Stallharmonie
- Kapitel 8: Wer Unrecht hat … zieht um
- Kapitel 9: Jetzt aber richtig!
- Kapitel 10: Schlaufzügel sparen das Fitnessstudio
- Kapitel 11: Krankenhaus-Lambada
- Kapitel 12: Alle doof, inklusive Mutti
- Kapitel 13: Intelligenzunbeteiligt
- Kapitel 14: Problemlösung à la Dressursusi
- Kapitel 15: Nieder mit den Freizeitreitern
- Zusatzkapitel: Was aus allen Beteiligten geworden ist
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