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Unlovable Audiobook

Unlovable: The Case Files of Dr. Matilda Schmidt, Paranormal Psychologist

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Publisher's Summary

It isn't every day a sexy demigod throws a pissed-off Cupid onto psychologist Matilda Schmidt's couch and informs her the fate of the world depends on her ability to get him off his diapered ass and back to helping people fall in love.

Just when Matilda convinces herself she's not hallucinating, in walks a Vegas hit man with a big gun and a bigger threat: pay back the million dollars she owes a notorious casino mogul or wind up as fish food in Lake Mead.

Rocketing cross-country with a gun to her head, Matilda has a dysfunctional love god in her laptop bag and a million-dollar debt she has no knowledge of and must convince the seductive hit man he's snatched the wrong woman before he convinces her he might be the right man - for a night.

Can Matilda stay alive long enough to keep love from becoming history?

©2013 Cynthia St. Aubin (P)2016 Cynthia St. Aubin

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    BookLover 09-27-16
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    "Hilarious"

    Never read/listened to her books before, but this won't be the last! Matilda was a great heroine & I would find myself laughing out loud while listening. The audio performance was excellent & had enough dry wit sound to her voice, you knew this was exactly how Matilda would sound.

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    Shannan Neff Hanover, MD, USA 04-01-16
    Shannan Neff Hanover, MD, USA 04-01-16 Member Since 2015

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    "I loved this "Unlovable" book"

    Matilda is so much fun as a character, the way she diagnoses almost everyone she encounters despite being a bit......special herself. Crixus is just a sex magnet and watching the bond form between Liam Matilda was heartwarming. Cupid was a riot as he went from cute to annoying to wow to wanting to throttle him. I was glad to see how his crises were solved. Hollie makes these character so fun and lifelike, a perfect narrator.

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    Vivienne Greenwych 03-23-16 Member Since 2016
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    "AWESOME!!!!"

    I love this story!!!! Definitely going to get the rest of the series. This author has a great style and her characters really grab your attention! I can't wait to see what's next.

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    Lisa H. 03-22-16
    Lisa H. 03-22-16
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    "Hilarious and Sexy"

    Unlovable, by author Cynthia St. Aubin was lovable. I enjoyed this story about a psychiatrist Dr. Matilda Schmidt whose day turns strange after a demi god a cupid and a hitman show up at her offfice. I could not stop listening, it was funny and sexy. I can't wait to see what happens next with this odd cast of characters.

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    Paul 03-22-16
    Paul 03-22-16
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    "Hollis Jackson and Cynthia St Aubin...a perfect pa"
    Would you recommend this audiobook to a friend? If so, why?

    I would recommend this to someone who wants a few laughs with their erotic stories. Cynthia is a genius, and Hollie helps her story come to life.


    Who was your favorite character and why?

    I can't possible pick just one favorite, because I know there's so many more in her series and each is worthy of that title.


    What about Hollie Jackson’s performance did you like?

    I've heard quite a we of her stories and each time she does brilliant voices that make me giggle snort.


    Was there a moment in the book that particularly moved you?

    Moved, no. Made me crack up though.


    Any additional comments?

    Just keep an eye out for more. ;-)

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    Slimssis 03-21-16
    Slimssis 03-21-16
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    "Love it!"

    I love everything I have read by Cynthia St. Aubin, this story is no exception! This story may very well be why I didn't fall asleep driving home the last few days. I laughed so much and this story was so interesting there was no way I couldn't stay awake while listening to it. It was very much worth listening to, I highly recommend it!

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    Anthony/Mhairi Harrison 03-21-16
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    "I love Unlovable"
    Would you consider the audio edition of Unlovable to be better than the print version?

    I haven't really listened to audio books since I was a kid, but I loved this audio book Hollie Jackson did an excellent job.


    What did you like best about this story?

    I couldn't stop laughing! Loved it


    Which character – as performed by Hollie Jackson – was your favorite?

    All


    Any additional comments?

    I loved this book and cannot wait to read the rest of Matilda's adventures......

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    Rhonda 03-19-16
    Rhonda 03-19-16 Member Since 2015
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    "Super Fun Book!!!"

    This book was so fun and entertaining I could not stop it until it was finished.
    At times I was laughing so loud that I woke my husband up. The story is full of laughter, Romance and some mystery. Holly Jackson is the best at narrating, she brings the story to life. This is my first book by Cynthia St. Aubin and it will not be my last. I highly recommend this book, you will enjoy it as much as I did. I received a complimentary copy in exchange for an honest review.

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    A. Smothers North Carolina 03-18-16
    A. Smothers North Carolina 03-18-16

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    "Addicted Already!!"
    Would you recommend this audiobook to a friend? If so, why?

    Absolutely! It's a hilariously fun and steamy story, it keeps you entertained from beginning to end. Matilda is a smart and logical woman, who gets her life turned upside because Cupid needs help getting his life back on track. Even the "bad" guys are hard not to love. Crixus (DemiGod) is demanding and obnoxious, however he adds a nice flare to the story, especially after we learn about his method of travel.


    What did you like best about this story?

    I loved the banter between Cupid and Matilda.The humor in this story is phenomenal. I love a story that is able to hold my interest and make me want more. I became fully invested in their lives.


    What does Hollie Jackson bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you just read the book?

    I have never been interested in audio books before but Hollie Jackson was easy to listen to, you could hear each character in her voice. Plus you could tell she loved being able to narrate the story.


    Did you have an extreme reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?

    The beginning of this story had me laughing within minutes and going oh lord I've thought the same thing! I laughed soo much my abs were hurting, totally a good pain! There were a few heart-rending moments that truly got to me like this one: “You’re not like any woman I’ve ever met. You’re brilliant. Kind. Gentle. Beautiful… How does a woman like you go her whole life untouched?”


    Any additional comments?

    Overall this story is well rounded and thought-out, I loved being able to review this book.

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    Loves to Read 03-17-16
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    "Loved it!"

    I loved this book when I read it awhile ago,and if it's possible, I love it more as an audio book. Hollie Jackson has done a terrific job of breathing life into these zany characters. There is a little mystery, a whole lot of comedy, and romance - something for everyone. I can't wait for the audio book in this series!

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