• The Care and Feeding of Stray Vampires

  • By: Molly Harper
  • Narrated by: Amanda Ronconi
  • Length: 9 hrs and 10 mins
  • 4.5 out of 5 stars (7,120 ratings)

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The Care and Feeding of Stray Vampires

By: Molly Harper
Narrated by: Amanda Ronconi
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Iris Scanlon, Half-Moon Hollow's only daytime vampire concierge, knows more about the undead than she'd like. Running all their daylight errands - from letting in the plumber to picking up some chilled O neg - gives her a look at the not-so-glamorous side of vampire life. Her rules are strict; relationships with vamps are strictly business, not friendship - and certainly not anything else. But then she finds her newest client, Cal, poisoned on his kitchen floor, and only Iris can help.

Cal - who would be devastatingly sexy, if Iris allowed herself to think that way - offers Iris a hefty fee for hiding him at her place until he figures out who wants him permanently dead. Even though he's imperious, unfriendly, and doesn't seem to understand the difference between "employee" and "servant", Iris agrees, and finds herself breaking more and more of her own rules to help him - particularly those concerning nudity. Turns out what her quiet little life needed was some intrigue and romance - in the form of her very own stray vampire.

©2012 Molly Harper White (P)2012 Audible, Inc.

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Absolutely Entertaining and Funny

I absolutely agree with all of the reviews, the combination of Molly Harper's witty writing and Amanda Ronconi's narration is perfect. I find Molly's characters charming. I know I comment on this a lot however, I find women characters in many of the audio books I've listened to are obnoxiously sarcastic. When I hear some of these characters, in other audio books to be mean-spirited and sarcastic. Then I think, what man could possibly find this appearling in a woman? This is not so with Molly Harper's leading ladies: they are funny, smart, intelligent and witty. And the vampire males are....HUNKY. If you love a good vampire story, want to laugh and be entertainment, download this audio book.

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great

I enjoyed this one for sure. always exciting. ended too soon. looking forward to next one. great read r

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Splendid

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This is a book well worth reading but most enjoyable listening to. Amanda does justice to the characters and the plot. The novel is a worthy new chapter in the "Nice Girl" universe with delightfully funny and charming characters, (the requisite surly vampires hero) and a riveting plot. Molly Harper's vampire novels are the only ones that do not want me to stake and bake the vampires.

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Snarky

Loved it. The writing and story was great with awesome one liners with just enough snark to have me chuckling through the whole book. The narrator was perfect for this book and the whole package was quite enjoyable. If you like a bit of mystery and romance with your paranormal you will like this book. Happy listening.

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Great to listen to

This is a nicely written book, its light for the most part. Engaging story that kept me interested, and had some parts that made me laugh. I haven't had a book that made me laugh in a few parts in a Long time. Definitely a keeper, it is light on sex compared to many others in this genre, so if that's a concern. its tastefully done not just put in willy nilly so to speak. I will check out more form this author

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Wonderful performance by Amanda Ronconi

This book was good, funny and interesting, but the best part was Amanda Ronconi's reading of the story. Excellently done!

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Great Story

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The narrators voice was perfect for the character. Lots of inflection made the story fun.

What was one of the most memorable moments of The Care and Feeding of Stray Vampires?

The main characters first meeting was great. Her love affair with candy makes her very human.

If you were to make a film of this book, what would be the tag line be?

There are somethings even chocolate can't fix.

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This was the first of molly's books I read. It made me laugh so hard in some places and caught my breath in others. WARNING the main character's love of candy will make you hungry. Have snacks standing by.

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Accents

The book is set in KY why are there no accents for main characters? Otherwise enjoyable read.

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My fist Molly Harper book

This was a fun, witty and lighthearted romance. I really enjoyed her writing and the narrator was fantastic! I can't believe it took me this long to discover this author.

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Love It!

Have you listened to any of Amanda Ronconi’s other performances before? How does this one compare?

Amanda Ronconi is awesome! She brings these terrific characters to life. I love the accent she gives Cal!

Was there a moment in the book that particularly moved you?

Cal's relationship with his girls is so sweet. Mr. Big and Bad is so cute when he's in protective mode.

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