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Samson's Lovely Mortal Audiobook
Samson's Lovely Mortal
Written by: 
Tina Folsom
Narrated by: 
Kevin Foley
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Samson's Lovely Mortal Audiobook

Samson's Lovely Mortal: Scanguards Vampires, Book 1

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Publisher's Summary

Vampire bachelor Samson can't get it up anymore. Not even his shrink can help him. That changes when the lovely mortal auditor Delilah tumbles into his arms after a seemingly random attack. Suddenly there's nothing wrong with his hydraulics - that is, as long as Delilah is the woman in his arms.

His scruples about taking Delilah to bed vanish when his shrink suggests it's the only way to cure his problem. Thinking all he needs is one night with her, Samson indulges in a night of pleasure and passion.

However, another attack on Delilah and a dead body later, and Samson has his hands full: not only with trying to hide the fact he's a vampire, but also with finding out what secrets Delilah harbors for somebody to want her harm.

©2012 Tina Folsom (P)2012 Tina Folsom

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    Sue Wandandian, AL, United States 02-05-13
    Sue Wandandian, AL, United States 02-05-13 Member Since 2008

    I am married with a teenage son and run my own business. As I am visually impaired, audio books are my life.

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    "Predictable but enjoyable"
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    This book was fairly predictable however I still enjoyed it. It reminded me of the Black Dagger brotherhood series but a lot tamer. It will be interesting to see if the author takes the same path, it is looking that way. Even though there are similarities it is still worthwhile listening to.

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    Sherry 02-01-13
    Sherry 02-01-13 Member Since 2015
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    "Loved it....Looking forward to the rest of the ser"
    Would you listen to Samson's Lovely Mortal again? Why?

    Yes...It's a really great book


    What was one of the most memorable moments of Samson's Lovely Mortal?

    I loved the whole book...couldn't pick just one


    Which character – as performed by Kevin Foley – was your favorite?

    Samson and Delilah.....


    Was there a moment in the book that particularly moved you?

    It's a great start to a great series... hope audible gets the rest of the series soon


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    Jule Kijek Redford, MI 12-31-12
    Jule Kijek Redford, MI 12-31-12 Member Since 2014
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    "Great Story with a silly title"
    If you could sum up Samson's Lovely Mortal in three words, what would they be?

    Auditor meets Vampire


    What other book might you compare Samson's Lovely Mortal to and why?

    Nothing jumps to mind


    Which scene was your favorite?

    Absolutely the blood bonding at the end of the book. It was so long coming and Samson had made so many mistakes it was touching to see it finally happen.


    Was there a moment in the book that particularly moved you?

    When Delilah's father tells her she was not responsible for the death of her baby brother.


    Any additional comments?

    This was my first Tina Folsom book but it will not be my last. I went and bought the rest of the Scansgard Vampire books on kindle after this book and I hope that Audible gets the rest of this series. If you love Hot. Sexy Vampires and scorching sex scenes THIS book is the one for you.

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    Amazon Customer 12-24-12
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    "Fun and Romantic"
    What did you love best about Samson's Lovely Mortal?

    I have read all the Scanguards Vampire Novels and loved them all. I was delighted to see this one on Audible. I bought it and am thoroughly enjoying the experience. I like the comaraderie of the group of vampires that form Scanguards.


    What does Kevin Foley bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you just read the book?

    Good job.


    Was there a moment in the book that particularly moved you?

    The beginning----You'll see.


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    Falon Rosemount, MN, United States 09-27-12
    Falon Rosemount, MN, United States 09-27-12 Member Since 2012

    I have 3 kids that occupy all the TV's in the house...enough said...addicted to audiobook ....shhhh don't tell my husband ;-)

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    "Heh its OK"
    Would you try another book from Tina Folsom and/or Kevin Foley?

    I don't know, this book was extremely predictable. I was not impressed with the narrator at all you might as well have Ben Stein read the story with the lack of emotions.


    Would you ever listen to anything by Tina Folsom again?

    Not if its this predictable


    How did the narrator detract from the book?

    I didn't like his female voices at all and he showed very little emotion when the characters were yelling at each other ect.


    You didn’t love this book... but did it have any redeeming qualities?

    Honeslty my favorite part was in the begining when Delilah falls through Samson's front door and he thinks she's a stripper for his birthday party, that was hilarious....the book needed more of that.


    Any additional comments?

    I recommend Jacquelyn Frank and Kresley Cole for paranormal romance books, they are deeper and more creative.

    1 of 2 people found this review helpful
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    Kindle Customer Riverdale, GA 08-15-12
    Kindle Customer Riverdale, GA 08-15-12 Member Since 2009

    I have been happily married for 17 years, I have 3 children (12, 14, & 16), and 2 dogs. I am currently working on a 2nd degree. Life is chaotic and stressful, but I wouldn't change it. I am blessed and enjoying my life.

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    "A decent listen"

    There was a little too much sappy romance but overall a decent listen. There wasn't too much character development. Kinda of blah. I had read the book but didn't realize it until after I bought it. :)

    1 of 2 people found this review helpful
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    Patsy West Springfield, Ma 08-12-12
    Patsy West Springfield, Ma 08-12-12
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    "Not for me!"
    What disappointed you about Samson's Lovely Mortal?

    It was not captivating enough for me


    What could Tina Folsom have done to make this a more enjoyable book for you?

    A different narrator


    How could the performance have been better?

    more emotion


    What character would you cut from Samson's Lovely Mortal?

    none


    Any additional comments?

    For me the narrator made the book boring to me. I could not even finish part one.

    1 of 2 people found this review helpful
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    D. Rafael Sacramento, CA 08-02-12
    D. Rafael Sacramento, CA 08-02-12 Member Since 2010

    D Rafael

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    "SF Vampires"
    What did you like best about Samson's Lovely Mortal? What did you like least?

    I love the way the book reaches out and grabs you.


    What did you like best about this story?

    It is nice to have something that uses San Francisco as its background city.


    Any additional comments?

    I have read this series and have been looking forward to listening.

    1 of 2 people found this review helpful
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    Amazon Customer RUTLAND, VT, United States 08-01-12
    Amazon Customer RUTLAND, VT, United States 08-01-12 Member Since 2010
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    "VT. FAN"
    Where does Samson's Lovely Mortal rank among all the audiobooks you’ve listened to so far?

    TOP 100


    What did you like best about this story?

    THIS IS PARANORMAL EROTICA SO OVIOUSLY THE WHOLE BOOK. LOVED THE BUTLER.


    Which character – as performed by Kevin Foley – was your favorite?

    SAMSON AND THE BUTLER. FOLEY DID REALLY GOOD WITH ALL THE VOICES BOTH MALE AND FEMALE. HOPE THE REST OF THE SERIES WILL BE DONE IN AUDIO FORM AND FOLEY CONTINUES WITH THE NARRATION.


    Was there a moment in the book that particularly moved you?

    IT'S PARANORMAL EROTIC, BUT WITH A GREAT AND IMAGINATIVE STORY LINE. THE FIRST MEET BETWEEN SAMPSON AND DELILAH (I KNOW NAMES A BIT CAMPY, BUT IT WORKS WELL FOR THE STORY LINE) WAS GREAT.


    2 of 4 people found this review helpful
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    Eric DAVENPORT, IOWA, United States 07-28-12
    Eric DAVENPORT, IOWA, United States 07-28-12
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    "A Monumental Piece of Garbage"
    This book wasn’t for you, but who do you think might enjoy it more?

    A Mormon grandmother


    Has Samson's Lovely Mortal turned you off from other books in this genre?

    No. However, I won't read anything from this author again unless I feel like getting perspective from an 11 year old who's just took their first creative writing course.


    Would you be willing to try another one of Kevin Foley’s performances?

    OH HELL NO. There was NOTHING sexy about his vocal performance. The female lead was read like a caricature. It was comedic, not alluring or intense.


    You didn’t love this book... but did it have any redeeming qualities?

    Yes. The ability to turn it off was a very redeeming quality in this book.


    Any additional comments?

    Someday I'm going to buy a copy of this book and recover it with a new title: "How To Write When The Left and Right Hemispheres of Your Brain Are Disconnected"

    2 of 4 people found this review helpful

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