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Nobody's Baby But Mine Audiobook

Nobody's Baby But Mine

Jane Darlington is a genius at physics, but there's one problem she can't solve. She yearns for a child, but wants to spare it the pain of growing up as...well, a nerd. And surely any child of Jane's would be a little too brainy for the playground set. So she sets out to find a special man to father her child, someone without too much gray-matter between his ears: in short, a big, strong dope. Cal Bonner, legendary pro quarterback, seems to fit the bill. But there's something Dr. Jane hasn't counted on.
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Jane Darlington is a genius at physics, but there's one problem she can't solve. She yearns for a child, but wants to spare it the pain of growing up as...well, a nerd. And surely any child of Jane's would be a little too brainy for the playground set.

So she sets out to find a special man to father her child, someone without too much gray-matter between his ears: in short, a big, strong dope. Cal Bonner, legendary pro quarterback, seems to fit the bill. But there's something Dr. Jane hasn't counted on: he's no dumb jock. And he's not about to get used and abused by a baby-mad schemer.

©1997 Susan Elizabeth Phillips; (P)1997 Books on Tape

What the Critics Say

"A sensual, heartwarming story." (Library Journal)

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    Stella Concord, MA, United States 05-02-15
    Stella Concord, MA, United States 05-02-15 Member Since 2015
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    "Amazing author, narrator, story"

    I love s.e.p. Unfortunately when I first listened to this series i was to busy comparing this book to the others in the series n missed out on the magic. Each s.e.p. should be enjoyed separately.

    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
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    Roswatheist Dexter, New Mexico, United States 01-03-14
    Roswatheist Dexter, New Mexico, United States 01-03-14 Member Since 2014
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    "Meh (shrug)"

    The story is cute, as expected from SEP. Anna Fields delivers a lovely performance, as always. There were several glaring problems that greatly reduced any affection I have for the protagonist, Dr. Jane Darlington. For a super genius, she's awfully stupid-not just socially. She doesn't know the difference between supposed psychic powers and ESP, for one. As a theoretical physicist, she is über-religious, which is incredibly rare. That said, the antagonism is enjoyable. Cal is precious, and unlike his counterpart, is a believable character.

    Overall, if you're just looking for fluff, this novel Wil appeal to you. If details like this bother you, pass on this one.

    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
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    Queen Squared Columbia, SC, United States 07-06-13
    Queen Squared Columbia, SC, United States 07-06-13

    Queen Squared

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    "Continuing a Fun Series!"

    So far, it has been a lot of fun following the Chicago Stars football players around as they accidentally find love. In this novel, the incredibly intelligent Dr. Jane Darlington finds herself in a modern day arranged marriage with Cal Bonner. The smart professor makes a huge mistake when, in her quest to find an unintelligent man to father her child, she hooks up with the wily--and to her utter dismay smart--Cal. Refusing to allow his child to be born illegitimate, he insist they get married and after the press catches wind of their nuptials the two are forced to run away to his small hometown in the mountains of North Carolina. In a way that only SEP can do, the ensuing story is simultaneously witty & crazy, charming & heartbreaking, funny & sad...which only makes the happy ending that much more enjoyable.

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    Elizabeth Newmarket, NH, United States 09-17-12
    Elizabeth Newmarket, NH, United States 09-17-12 Member Since 2012

    "I wear a fez now, fez's are cool"

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    "Made me laugh out loud"
    Would you consider the audio edition of Nobody's Baby But Mine to be better than the print version?

    I would say they are about equal. Anna Fields did a great job on the voices with the exception of the male voices, where she was a bit off but certainly the voice work did not detract from the story.


    What did you like best about this story?

    It's funny, doesn't take the ludicrous plot too seriously and the characters are endearing.


    Which scene was your favorite?

    When they first meet. I had a smile on my face the whole time. The banter was hilarious.


    Did you have an extreme reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?

    I did both. Mostly laugh.


    Any additional comments?

    The plot is a bit ludicrous but it's funny and endearing. The characters work and the story works. This was my first Susan Elizabeth Phillips book and I was hooked. I had been strictly a historical romance reader, but this book opened a whole knew world for me. If you want something that will do a great job taking you on a silly journey this is the book for you.

    Just remember it's a romance, this isn't going to win any literary awards outside the Romance genre. With that said I highly recommend this book.

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    Heather Forest Hill, MD, United States 01-28-11
    Heather Forest Hill, MD, United States 01-28-11 Member Since 2005
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    "you will love this book"

    can I say that I always enjoy Susan Elizabeth Philips but this book was so fun, I found myself laughing through most of this, then I cried then I laughed some more, I hope that you enjoy this fun romance,

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    Dalia Kuwait, Kuwait 03-04-12
    Dalia Kuwait, Kuwait 03-04-12 Member Since 2010

    Audio-fiction ADDICT !

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    "My first SEP book, definately not the last!"

    This was my first book for SEP. I LOVED IT ! A lovely mix of good story, funny dialogue , and exciting romance ! The narrator did a good job as well. I'm adding SEP to my list of favorite authors! I bought extra couple of audios to enjoy :)
    Highly recommended :)

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    Janit L Johnson WESTVILLE, OK, US 10-26-15
    Janit L Johnson WESTVILLE, OK, US 10-26-15 Member Since 2010
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    "Fun & Fabulous"

    One of my top 5 books of all time, a must read.
    S.E.P. is Awesome. I'm hooked & you will be too!

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    Amazon Customer elkhart, IN, United States 09-10-15
    Amazon Customer elkhart, IN, United States 09-10-15 Member Since 2015
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    "egghh"

    this book is very similar to others by this sane author, do it's a little repetitive. overall it's a good & funny story.

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    green ice cream garden miramar, FL United States 04-13-15
    green ice cream garden miramar, FL United States 04-13-15 Member Since 2014
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    "Inconsistent and far fetched"

    The characters develop in an inconsistent way and you just can't buy the pregnancy, marriage, and family stuff. Hope the next one is better.

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    Dawn Missouri City, Texas, United States 03-16-15
    Dawn Missouri City, Texas, United States 03-16-15
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    "very sweet."

    A different storyline. It was heartwarming and sweet. I smiled a lot while listening.

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