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Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs Audiobook
Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs
Written by: 
Molly Harper
Narrated by: 
Amanda Ronconi
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Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs Audiobook

Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs: Jane Jameson, Book 1

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Audible Editor Reviews

Why we think it's Essential - The Molly Harper/Amanda Ronconi pairing has become the stuff of Audible legend, and it all started with this book. If you ever feel like the vampire romance genre has all gotten a little bit too serious and swooning for its own good, this is the perfect antidote. The kick-off to the delightfully quirky and laugh-out-loud funny Nice Girls;... series, as well as an equally popular spin-off series, this book has been a non-stop hit with our listeners. — Emily

Publisher's Summary

Maybe it was the Shenanigans gift certificate that put her over the edge. When children's librarian and self-professed nice girl Jane Jameson is fired by her beastly boss and handed $25 in potato skins instead of a severance check, she goes on a bender that's sure to become Half Moon Hollow legend. On her way home, she's mistaken for a deer, shot, and left for dead. And thanks to the mysterious stranger she met while chugging neon-colored cocktails, she wakes up with a decidedly unladylike thirst for blood.

Jane is now the latest recipient of a gift basket from the Newly Undead Welcoming Committee, and her life-after-lifestyle is taking some getting used to. Her recently deceased favorite aunt is now her ghostly roommate. She has to fake breathing and endure daytime hours to avoid coming out of the coffin to her family. She's forced to forgo her favorite down-home Southern cooking for bags of O negative. Her relationship with her sexy, mercurial vampire sire keeps running hot and cold. And if all that wasn't enough, it looks like someone in Half Moon Hollow is trying to frame her for a series of vampire murders. What's a nice undead girl to do?

Love in vein: bite into more of Jane Jameson's paranormal exploits.

©2009 Molly Harper White (P)2010 Audible, Inc.

What the Critics Say

"Hysterical laughs are the hallmark of this enchanting paranormal debut....Harper keeps the quips coming without overdoing the sarcasm, and her take on vampire lore will intrigue and entertain even the most jaded paranormal fan." (Publishers Weekly)

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    I love the this series... can't wait for book 4. Highly recommend this author.

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    Yet another audio book I couldn't finish. Got through a couple of chapters but just couldn't force myself to keep listening. I don't know why everything thinks this is so hilarious. Didn't laugh out loud once - not even a little. If you like Buffy the Vampire Slayer, you won't like this.

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    The Wife SPRINGBORO, PA, United States 10-19-11
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    Love Molly Harper, and enjoy listening to Amanda Ronconi. This book sucked me in, and I literally was downloading the next book the following day. Harper's writing is excellent. Spit coffee out a couple of times while listening, so I don't recommend drinking liquids at the same time.

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    Kindle Customer WADDELL, AZ, United States 10-16-11
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    "Stephanie Plum with fangs!!"

    I loved this goofy heroine. Made me laugh out loud many times, she is dying after being shot as a deer, gets turned by a vamp, and fights it all the way. Lots of southern charm thru out. Disfunctional family. crazy ghost, Loved it!! headed on to the rest of the series...

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    Sharon Oakland, CA, United States 08-28-11 Member Since 2011
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    "Another great story."

    I love Molly Harpers stories and Amanda Ronconi's narrations. Well written and superbly narrated, I love the characters Ms. Harper creates. Another winner!

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    "WILL MAKE YOU LAUGH OUTLOUD!"

    Super entertaining....funny, and such a nice change from the super sappy Vamp book. WILL MAKE YOU LAUGH OUTLOUD! On to the next Molly Harper book!!

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    Eric 08-13-11
    Eric 08-13-11 Member Since 2014

    I'm 52 and enjoy sifi, history, funny romance, fantasy type books. I give my views as to how a book is based on my emotions.

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    "Another funny book from Molly"

    I've heard a few of Molly Harper's books now and loved them all and Amanda Ronconi does a great job reading it.!

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    "I agree, laugh out loud funny!"

    This book is a mood-lifter, satisfying, funny and a great resource for quick retorts! The characters are all CHARACTERS and I love how Amanda Ronconi gives them that extra oomph of personality. Love this series!! Can I be a funny as hell vampire when I grow up? Please?

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    "Love the humor"

    In one book Molly Harper has entered my favor author list. Loved the humor in this book. Not only will I follow the adventures of Jane in subsequent books, but the sub-characters can easily stand on their own. Amanda Ronconi's narration is delightful. Harper and Ronconi are an unbeatable combination!

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    Amazon Customer Asquith, Australia 06-19-11
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    "One listen wasn't enough!"

    Molly Harper has endowed her main character, Jane, with a quick dry wit and believable personality, making this an extremely enjoyable story. Despite having read most of the other authors in this genre, I found that I was not tempted to draw comparisons with other vampire lore or story lines as this book is more than capable of entertaining from it's own perspective. In a nutshell, this heroine is not perfect, she sticks her foot in her mouth more often than a politician, refrains from declaring undying love to the hero of the story, even if he is drop dead gorgeous, and is over the age of 18 (meaning that sex scenes don't suddenly stop at the neck), who happens to have unreliable telepathic skills and has conversations with the ghost of her great aunt. Jane is a heroine I can really relate to (I'm a ghost tour guide with unreliable telepathic skills, if you're wondering). This book was so funny that I started playing it again as soon as it concluded. A terrific book with great narration by Amanda Ronconi. Buy it and laugh!

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