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Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs: Jane Jameson, Book 1 | [Molly Harper]

Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs: Jane Jameson, Book 1

Maybe it was the Shenanigans gift certificate that put her over the edge. When children's librarian and self-professed nice girl Jane Jameson is fired by her beastly boss and handed $25 in potato skins instead of a severance check, she goes on a bender that's sure to become Half Moon Hollow legend. On her way home, she's mistaken for a deer, shot, and left for dead.
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Audible Editor Reviews

Why we think it's Essential - The Molly Harper/Amanda Ronconi pairing has become the stuff of Audible legend, and it all started with this book. If you ever feel like the vampire romance genre has all gotten a little bit too serious and swooning for its own good, this is the perfect antidote. The kick-off to the delightfully quirky and laugh-out-loud funny Nice Girls;... series, as well as an equally popular spin-off series, this book has been a non-stop hit with our listeners. — Emily

Publisher's Summary

Maybe it was the Shenanigans gift certificate that put her over the edge. When children's librarian and self-professed nice girl Jane Jameson is fired by her beastly boss and handed $25 in potato skins instead of a severance check, she goes on a bender that's sure to become Half Moon Hollow legend. On her way home, she's mistaken for a deer, shot, and left for dead. And thanks to the mysterious stranger she met while chugging neon-colored cocktails, she wakes up with a decidedly unladylike thirst for blood.

Jane is now the latest recipient of a gift basket from the Newly Undead Welcoming Committee, and her life-after-lifestyle is taking some getting used to. Her recently deceased favorite aunt is now her ghostly roommate. She has to fake breathing and endure daytime hours to avoid coming out of the coffin to her family. She's forced to forgo her favorite down-home Southern cooking for bags of O negative. Her relationship with her sexy, mercurial vampire sire keeps running hot and cold. And if all that wasn't enough, it looks like someone in Half Moon Hollow is trying to frame her for a series of vampire murders. What's a nice undead girl to do?

Love in vein: bite into more of Jane Jameson's paranormal exploits.

©2009 Molly Harper White (P)2010 Audible, Inc.

What the Critics Say

"Hysterical laughs are the hallmark of this enchanting paranormal debut....Harper keeps the quips coming without overdoing the sarcasm, and her take on vampire lore will intrigue and entertain even the most jaded paranormal fan." (Publishers Weekly)

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    Wendy Evanston, IL, United States 12-21-11
    Wendy Evanston, IL, United States 12-21-11 Member Since 2007
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    "Can't stop giggling"
    What did you like best about this story?

    Molly Harper writes light books, but they are chocked full of humor and had me laughing throughout! If books had a comedy genre, Molly Harper would be #1 in it!


    What does Amanda Ronconi bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you just read the book?

    great delivery and style.


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    Linda GREENVILLE, SC, United States 12-19-11
    Linda GREENVILLE, SC, United States 12-19-11

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    "Fun to listen to..."
    Would you listen to Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs again? Why?

    yes, because the reader did a superb job.


    Who was your favorite character and why?

    I liked Jane - her exasperated undertones when it came to dealing with her life in general were just hilariously well written.


    What about Amanda Ronconi’s performance did you like?

    She captured the voices of the characters in a subtle way not too over the top


    Did you have an extreme reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?

    There are several laugh out loud funny moments.


    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
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    Katherine Tipton, IA, United States 12-16-11
    Katherine Tipton, IA, United States 12-16-11 Member Since 2013
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    "Hilarious"
    What made the experience of listening to Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs the most enjoyable?

    I loved the humor in this book - it made me laugh out loud.


    What did you like best about this story?

    The characters are very likable and a lot of the situations even though fictional have a gleam of real life in them.


    What about Amanda Ronconi’s performance did you like?

    The narrator did a great job of capturing the humor within the storyline and gave a great snarky attitude.


    Any additional comments?

    I have since read several other books by Molly Harper and have not been disappointed.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
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    Lizajane LaVergne, TN 12-13-11
    Lizajane LaVergne, TN 12-13-11 Member Since 2009
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    "Light and Funny, I will read the next one"
    What made the experience of listening to Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs the most enjoyable?

    Good characters, love the aunt, humor, and the story flowed well.


    What was one of the most memorable moments of Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs?

    When her mom, sister, and grandmother come over to take her out to lunch, and the aunt deflects the nastiness.


    Which scene was your favorite?

    When she tells her ex-boss off, who doesn't want to do that?


    Did you have an extreme reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?

    Laugh


    Any additional comments?

    I will read the series.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
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    Patricia 12-10-11
    Patricia 12-10-11
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    "Have some fun!"
    Would you consider the audio edition of Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs to be better than the print version?

    Yes, Amanda Ronconi's reading is so light and funny. She enhances the book. I've read Molly Harper's books and truly prefer to listen to them because of Ms Ranconi's narration.


    What did you like best about this story?

    The way a normal sedate life can be turned on its head in a night.


    Have you listened to any of Amanda Ronconi’s other performances before? How does this one compare?

    I have and this is just as well done. I do enjoy her readings so much I have wish listed book by authors I did not know just to hear her read.


    Was there a moment in the book that particularly moved you?

    When Jane went back to the library after all her changes.


    Any additional comments?

    Enjoy the fun of the material and the joy of the read!

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
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    Vanessa American Canyon, Ca, United States 12-10-11
    Vanessa American Canyon, Ca, United States 12-10-11 Member Since 2008

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    "A cross between Sookie and Queen Betsey."

    I love books like this! Every once in awhile you just need fluff you can read that you don't have to THINK about, and this book fit the bill. Being from California, I found the southern references hilarious, because we just don't have "rules" like that!

    I think the narrator was fabulous with her accents (In my head, I can still hear "Haaaay Shuuuuug!") and the situations Jane finds herself in are just too funny.

    All in all, this is a fabulous book! Easy reading, REALLY funny, and an amusing piece of fun literature.

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    Karen Billings, MT, United States 12-03-11
    Karen Billings, MT, United States 12-03-11 Member Since 2010

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    "Not bad. It made me laugh."
    Would you listen to Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs again? Why?

    I might listen to this again, but it was almost a rip-off of Charlaine Harris's books.


    What was one of the most memorable moments of Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs?

    I liked the humor in the book. It made me laugh.


    What about Amanda Ronconi’s performance did you like?

    When she read the book, you feel like it is the character actually speaking.


    Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?

    No.


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    kimberlee Harrisburg, PA, United States 12-01-11
    kimberlee Harrisburg, PA, United States 12-01-11 Member Since 2014
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    "Good read"

    If you want a book to read for enjoyment and no heavy mental gyrations then this book is for you. It's light and entertaining.

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    Kimberly GRAND PRAIRIE, TX, United States 11-29-11
    Kimberly GRAND PRAIRIE, TX, United States 11-29-11 Member Since 2011
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    "Nice Read"

    I purchased this book because it was listed under "How Should I use My Credit" and because I love series. This book was a pretty good. It didn't "wow" me, but it was a nice read. I did enjoy the humor. Overall, a good book, but I don't think I will purchase another from this series. I will probably just find it at the library.

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    Kimber United States 11-23-11
    Kimber United States 11-23-11
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    "Laugh out loud funny"

    This one is indescribable. I was listening with my headphones on and kept laughing out loud making my friends and family wonder about my sanity. The next ones in the series are only funnier. Take a spasticly wise cracking woman with a penchant for getting into trouble and make her a Vampire. It only gets her into more trouble. And she always has something to say even when she should keep her mouth shut. I love this book!

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