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Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs Audiobook

Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs: Jane Jameson, Book 1

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Audible Editor Reviews

Why we think it's Essential - The Molly Harper/Amanda Ronconi pairing has become the stuff of Audible legend, and it all started with this book. If you ever feel like the vampire romance genre has all gotten a little bit too serious and swooning for its own good, this is the perfect antidote. The kick-off to the delightfully quirky and laugh-out-loud funny Nice Girls;... series, as well as an equally popular spin-off series, this book has been a non-stop hit with our listeners. — Emily

Publisher's Summary

Maybe it was the Shenanigans gift certificate that put her over the edge. When children's librarian and self-professed nice girl Jane Jameson is fired by her beastly boss and handed $25 in potato skins instead of a severance check, she goes on a bender that's sure to become Half Moon Hollow legend. On her way home, she's mistaken for a deer, shot, and left for dead. And thanks to the mysterious stranger she met while chugging neon-colored cocktails, she wakes up with a decidedly unladylike thirst for blood.

Jane is now the latest recipient of a gift basket from the Newly Undead Welcoming Committee, and her life-after-lifestyle is taking some getting used to. Her recently deceased favorite aunt is now her ghostly roommate. She has to fake breathing and endure daytime hours to avoid coming out of the coffin to her family. She's forced to forgo her favorite down-home Southern cooking for bags of O negative. Her relationship with her sexy, mercurial vampire sire keeps running hot and cold. And if all that wasn't enough, it looks like someone in Half Moon Hollow is trying to frame her for a series of vampire murders. What's a nice undead girl to do?

Love in vein: bite into more of Jane Jameson's paranormal exploits.

©2009 Molly Harper White (P)2010 Audible, Inc.

What the Critics Say

"Hysterical laughs are the hallmark of this enchanting paranormal debut....Harper keeps the quips coming without overdoing the sarcasm, and her take on vampire lore will intrigue and entertain even the most jaded paranormal fan." (Publishers Weekly)

What Members Say

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    Dominic Sandy, UT, United States 04-09-12
    Dominic Sandy, UT, United States 04-09-12

    Say something about yourself!

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    "Funny and Entertaining"

    A very interesting take on the usual vampire story. Fans of the Dresden or Iron Druid series will enjoy the comedic delivery and timing of this book. Very entertaining and it has excellent pacing.

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    Karen 04-02-12
    Karen 04-02-12

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    "Ridiculous story line"
    Would you try another book from Molly Harper and/or Amanda Ronconi?

    No


    Has Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs turned you off from other books in this genre?

    No


    What does Amanda Ronconi bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you just read the book?

    She doesn't read male characters in a realistic manner.


    What character would you cut from Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs?

    Really none were memorable.


    Any additional comments?

    This was probably the worst paranormal book I've ever read.
    One joke after another with no plot development or any character development.
    I love Charlaine Harris books, but this isn't even close. Not worth the money!

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    Amy Reisterstown, MD, United States 03-31-12
    Amy Reisterstown, MD, United States 03-31-12
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    "Surprisingly Delightful!"

    I bought this book during a "first in series" special from audible. While I enjoy both Chick Lit and Paranormal romances I know there are more bad books out there than good ones. This was a very pleasant surprise! The characters were very likable and the performance was SPOT ON! I laughed out loud several times - which I almost never do. I highly recommend this book for a bit of light "reading."

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    Rosita United States 03-31-12
    Rosita United States 03-31-12 Member Since 2016
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    "Boring and Disappointing"
    What disappointed you about Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs?

    I found this audiobook so boring I couldn't finish it. Extremely disappointing. Not worth the money.


    What do you think your next listen will be?

    J.R. Ward


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    YaYaMamaSara 03-31-12 Member Since 2013

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    "Laugh Out Loud Vampire Series!"

    I haven't laughed so hard since Evanovich! Molly Harper is my new favorite author. Her sarcastic humor is so much fun to hear. The narrarator did a great job. Don't hesitate to download all of her books. I did and I am not sorry!

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    ash 03-30-12
    ash 03-30-12

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    "Southern hospitality meets the undead. Perfect!"
    If you could sum up Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs in three words, what would they be?

    Satire, witty, humor


    What other book might you compare Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs to and why?

    No other books in the vampire/romance genre compare. This book is in a leauge of its own. No matter if you loved or hated other series like twilight, you will appreciate the way that this book is able to poke fun at the entire gere in a light and amusing way.


    What does Amanda Ronconi bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you just read the book?

    love her voice. perfectly accented. She pulls off the sarcasm and wit without being whiney


    If you were to make a film of this book, what would be the tag line be?

    i think the title is enough of a tag line


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    Kathy FORT COLLINS, COLORADO, United States 03-28-12
    Kathy FORT COLLINS, COLORADO, United States 03-28-12 Member Since 2009

    I love books!

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    "It's a sit-com that's what it is."

    I am not at all sure that I would want to listen to another book from the Jane Jameson books.It is kind of entertaining and I do not think it is bad. I just feel like I am listening to a sit com about a newly made vampire, her sire, her best friend ext. the thing is I find myself waiting for a laugh track. there are some funny moments but there are lots of times I feel the author is trying too hard and is missing the mark. I seriously could see this as a TV series and some people would like it a lot. I am very picky about sit- coms I would compare "Nice Girls Don't have fangs" to "New Girl" as a vampire

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    Richard Downey 03-27-12
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    "Sure why not?"
    What did you love best about Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs?

    The narration was very good, and I give Ms. Ronconi props for being able to get the range of voices out there.


    What other book might you compare Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs to and why?

    Fantasy Romance books


    Have you listened to any of Amanda Ronconi???s other performances before? How does this one compare?

    Nope sorry


    Was there a moment in the book that particularly moved you?

    The ending, which I will not spoil, but the main character and her father share a moment.


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    Cyndee 03-26-12
    Cyndee 03-26-12 Member Since 2011

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    "Great Listen"

    A light, quick moving tale of vamps and werewolves, overlaid with snarky southern wit and charm. The performance was excellent, lending the proper southern twang without making me want to strangle her. Unless she was doing a character that needed to be strangled, of course!

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    Regina 03-26-12
    Regina 03-26-12
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    "cute"
    This book wasn’t for you, but who do you think might enjoy it more?

    It was cute, but predictable. I understand it's the first in a series, so it leaves you hanging.


    What was most disappointing about Molly Harper’s story?

    It was a bit childish, except for the sex.


    Any additional comments?

    the author has an original perspective on a vampires life.

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