• Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs

  • Half-Moon Hollow, Book 1
  • By: Molly Harper
  • Narrated by: Amanda Ronconi
  • Length: 8 hrs and 48 mins
  • 4.3 out of 5 stars (11,840 ratings)

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Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs

By: Molly Harper
Narrated by: Amanda Ronconi
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Publisher's summary

Maybe it was the Shenanigans gift certificate that put her over the edge. When children's librarian and self-professed nice girl Jane Jameson is fired by her beastly boss and handed $25 in potato skins instead of a severance check, she goes on a bender that's sure to become Half Moon Hollow legend. On her way home, she's mistaken for a deer, shot, and left for dead. And thanks to the mysterious stranger she met while chugging neon-colored cocktails, she wakes up with a decidedly unladylike thirst for blood.

Jane is now the latest recipient of a gift basket from the Newly Undead Welcoming Committee, and her life-after-lifestyle is taking some getting used to. Her recently deceased favorite aunt is now her ghostly roommate. She has to fake breathing and endure daytime hours to avoid coming out of the coffin to her family. She's forced to forgo her favorite down-home Southern cooking for bags of O negative. Her relationship with her sexy, mercurial vampire sire keeps running hot and cold. And if all that wasn't enough, it looks like someone in Half Moon Hollow is trying to frame her for a series of vampire murders. What's a nice undead girl to do?

Love in vein: bite into more of Jane Jameson's paranormal exploits.
©2009 Molly Harper White (P)2010 Audible, Inc.

Critic reviews

"Hysterical laughs are the hallmark of this enchanting paranormal debut....Harper keeps the quips coming without overdoing the sarcasm, and her take on vampire lore will intrigue and entertain even the most jaded paranormal fan." ( Publishers Weekly)

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Another fun read/ listen

I enjoyed the story, the reading of it, the writing style, and pacing. Looking forward to the next volume.

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i tried but story just didn't go anywhere

just couldn't get involved with storyline or characters. I did give it 20 chapters but admit i did not finish.

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Very entertaining

This is a light story of the supernatural. It is funny, has interesting characters, a cute storyline and is well written. I was entertained. I liked it.

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So funny and

Jane is a klutz and can't stop getting into trouble. Very little romance in here with Jane fighting her desire for her vampire sire Gabriel. Story does continue on. Great narrative voices and enjoyed story.

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Great book!

The main character is pretty hilarious! loved it. 😍 can't wait to listen to the other ones.

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Silly but fun

Reading candy, all fluff no substance, but enjoyable. Kind of a true blood knock off. Cute for Halloween.

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entertaining

Loving this author. This book is fun, kept your attention with the fast paced read and constant quips. Makes it hard to hit pause. The story was well put together, the mystery makes keeps you guessing. looking forward to book two.

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PG rated True Blood

The PG rated version of True Blood mostly for preteens or non horror fans. Charming narration.

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Laugh out loud

Good story. I found myself listening to it and snickering several times can’t wait for the next one.

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Great story

This is a great story well written and will make you laugh out loud, highly recommended.

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