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Nice Girls Don't Date Dead Men: Jane Jameson, Book 2 | [Molly Harper]

Nice Girls Don't Date Dead Men: Jane Jameson, Book 2

Once a devoted children's librarian, Jane Jameson now works at a rundown occult bookstore. Once a regular gal, she's now a vampire. And instead of a bride, she's an eternal bridesmaid -- which leads her to question where exactly her relationship with her irresistibly sexy sire, Gabriel, is headed. Mercurial, enigmatic, apparently commitment-phobic vampires are nothing if not hard to read.
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Once a devoted children's librarian, Jane Jameson now works at a rundown occult bookstore. Once a regular gal, she's now a vampire. And instead of a bride, she's an eternal bridesmaid -- which leads her to question where exactly her relationship with her irresistibly sexy sire, Gabriel, is headed. Mercurial, enigmatic, apparently commitment-phobic vampires are nothing if not hard to read. While Jane is trying to master undead dating, she is also donning the ugliest bridesmaid's dress in history at her best friend Zeb's Titanic-themed wedding. Between a freaked-out groom-to-be, his hostile werewolf in-laws, and Zeb's mother, hell-bent on seeing Jane walk the aisle with Zeb, Jane's got the feeling she's just rearranging the proverbial deck chairs.

Meanwhile, Half Moon Hollow's own Black Widow, Jane's Grandma Ruthie, has met her match in her latest fiance. He smells like bad cheese and has a suspicious history of dead spouses. But Jane's biting her tongue. After all, would a nice girl really think she has a future with a vampire?

©2009 Molly Harper White (P)2010 Audible, Inc.

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    Kickez United States 06-25-10
    Kickez United States 06-25-10 Member Since 2010

    PNR is my prefered genre, but I also enjoy any lighthearted, funny, steamy stories. Listening to books helps me to do mindless housework.

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    "A great continuation from the 1st book!"

    This story focuses maily on Jane's friend Jeb and his wife-to-be Joliene and their impending nuptuals. Jeb's mom, Mama Ginger, is extreamly persistant thru the whole book on trying to break up the happy couple and have Jeb marry off to his life long friend, and our heroine, Jane, but Mama Ginger doesn't know Jane's been turned. The book also continues in the developing relationship between Jane and her sire, Gabrielle. If you liked the 1st book, you'll enjoy this book as well!

    11 of 11 people found this review helpful
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    Denise Wilton Manors, FL, United States 03-01-10
    Denise Wilton Manors, FL, United States 03-01-10 Member Since 2008
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    "Very entertaining!!!"

    I must say that ordering these books by Molly Harper White was a laughable choice. I laughed so hard at the one liners and found the books to be so entertaining. I will keep an eye out for more by this talented author!!!

    16 of 17 people found this review helpful
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    Amy Hilliard, OH, United States 08-28-10
    Amy Hilliard, OH, United States 08-28-10 Member Since 2009
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    "Great series!"

    If you want a hot and steamy romance, this isn't the book for you. However, it's absolutely hilarious! I laughed out loud multiple times while listening to this book. Couldn't wait to start the next one and bought the next two immediately. My only criticism is that some of the character voices that the narrator used were annoying.

    7 of 7 people found this review helpful
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    Yuriko Fairfield, CA, United States 01-20-11
    Yuriko Fairfield, CA, United States 01-20-11 Member Since 2010
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    "Jane getting stronger"

    For the second book:

    In the second book, the storyline is focused on her BFF Zeb's wedding and his seriously screwy mom's antics trying to ruin the wedding. Trying to deal with all the difficulties, Jane becomes more independent and comes into her own. I still think she is a wuss when dealing with family, but I know she does REALLY good in the third book. Another fun book from a fun series

    For the whole series:


    I liked the premise of the first book a lot. A small town librarian getting shot accidentally and turning into the vampire and then getting mixed up with murder and mayhem. I think the Jane Jamison books are essentially cozy mystery with a vampire twist. It doesn't have the usual fight against the races, apocalyptic prophecy nor the dark outlook other paranormal series often have.

    The series is really really funny, especially the snarky, quarky and snide comments Jane makes. Some might compare the series to the Betsy series, but IMHO there is a BIG difference. I actually like the main character! Sometimes I wish she wasn't so nice, but I suppose in real “family feud” people do have love/hate relationship with loved ones just like her and try desperately hard not to ruin what relationship they have. So if you like paranormal stuff but not really into violence, blood, or doomesday story, this is a great series!

    12 of 13 people found this review helpful
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    Js Banks Mountain View, California 08-31-10
    Js Banks Mountain View, California 08-31-10 Member Since 2005
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    "Wearing thin"

    The same characters as the excellent first book in the series ("Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs"). However, your reaction may depend on how whether you find Jane's dysfunctional family humorous or hateful. Tending toward the latter reaction, the humor wore thin for me and I got tired of Jane's whining and immaturity. There seemed to be very little character growth. But I am grumpy! If you are a sunnier person you may like this second in the series as much as the first.

    24 of 27 people found this review helpful
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    Rebecca Calhoun, KY, United States 03-16-11
    Rebecca Calhoun, KY, United States 03-16-11 Member Since 2008

    I'm a PhD theatre student who loves not proofreading my reviews (sorry) because I have to do enough of that in school. :)

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    "Splendid extension from the first novel"

    Bordering on the absurd, you have to look at this second installation of “Nice girls” in the same sunny, light-humored fashion as the first and following novels. This particular book even more so since it is based solely on ridiculous family and friend meddling to the point of non-realistic altitudes most plotlines can’t reach without the audience finally giving up on the shreds of realism left. Fortunately, this is also a book involving vampires, werewolves, and UK-fan ghosts so the height of believability is significantly higher due to the genre.

    This is the sequel most fans hope for in a beloved book. A chance to see known and loved characters from a previous work while staying true to the same feelings earned before. Sure, this means the character doesn’t grow in leaps and bounds as normal characters do, but this is also the brilliance of the book. How many Twilight fans would LOVE to get their hands on a fifth book? And for what… a chance to see something new from loved characters. That’s exactly what this book accomplishes so I adored it for what it was – a chance to see Jane bumble through another eight hours of confusion and snarkiness.

    5 stars, easily earned for the good time this listener had

    9 of 10 people found this review helpful
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    k Grafton, VA, United States 08-16-10
    k Grafton, VA, United States 08-16-10 Member Since 2009
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    "One of the best of genre"

    This book had me laughing out loud at the most inappropriate moments. My favorite books in the genre are the Sookie Stackhouse novels. This first Jane Jameson book has characters (including the all important secondary characters) that are as interesting as those books, dialogue even more hysterical and a quick, clever plot line. I don't know if the series will have the depth of detail as the "Sookieverse;" that remains to be seen. But it was a great spend of a credit and kept me from biting the toddler next to me on the long cross-country flight. I am downloading the next two immediately.

    9 of 10 people found this review helpful
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    Leslie Hillsborough, NC, United States 02-20-10
    Leslie Hillsborough, NC, United States 02-20-10 Member Since 2007
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    "A very funny and clever story."

    Molly Harper's Nice Girls series is quite a fun listen. It's the kind of story you will want to listen to more that once.
    Harper gives her charaters a rich and witty dialogue. Making you laugh out loud more than once.
    Beware: if you are listening to this book in a public place, people will think you are CrAzY! (It's that good).

    I highly recommend buying all three books from this series. You will not be disappointed.

    18 of 21 people found this review helpful
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    Gary greenville, SC, USA 03-07-10
    Gary greenville, SC, USA 03-07-10
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    "Charming"

    While not what I would generally listen to, this is a very amusing book. I certainly laughed out loud a few times. The narrator is skilled at portraying the different voices and does an admirable job mimicking a Southern accent; (as, unfortunately I would know being from South Carolina).

    8 of 9 people found this review helpful
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    RabidReads Wakefield, QC, Canada 10-12-13
    RabidReads Wakefield, QC, Canada 10-12-13 Member Since 2011

    Paranormal Romance and Urban Fantasy Book Review Blogger.

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    "The best of both worlds: Jane Jameson & werewolves"

    Worried about turning into bride-zilla? Nothing will make you feel better about your own wedding planning mishaps than reading about Jolene’s upcoming werewolf nuptials. Between her family’s questionable traditions, a future mother-in-law from hell and a theme that’s centered on a sinking ship; there’s no shortage of drama in Nice Girls Don’t Date Dead Men. Molly Harper’s unique sense of humour never fails to bring a smile to my face and even a few laugh-out-low moments but when her story is narrated by Amanda Ronconi the whole experience becomes doubly enjoyable. In this installment we get the best of both worlds: Jane Jameson AND werewolves!

    I’m currently in the midst of planning my own big day so I absolutely loved reading about Jolene’s werewolf wedding disasters. She’s a fictional character so I didn’t feel bad about laughing at and even feeling better because of her misfortunes. There are several things that I am dreading about this whole “getting married” process but I was comforted by the knowledge that no matter how bad it gets, it’ll never be this bad. The wedding cake snafu was hilarious and I almost started crying from laughing so hard when the new couple had their first dance to Celine Dion.

    One of my favourite characters in this series has to be Dick Cheney; every time he’s in a scene I just know that within no time I’ll be trying to suppress an uncontrollable case of the giggles. We uncover what his secret “vampire” power is and it’s so blatantly obvious yet ridiculously preposterous at the same time. I was as shocked as Jane was to learn the truth but couldn’t resist doing a quick *facepalm* over having missed the clues. Cheney even goes so far as to vamperize Jane’s car; you won’t believe the modifications that Harper dreamed up! This guy should get his own spin-off series. Seriously!

    I loved getting to know more about the werewolves in this series; some of their wedding traditions are downright weird but they were definitely good for a laugh. Female wolves don’t consider the B-word to be derogatory and Jane quickly catches on to that fact; it was funny listening to her vent her frustrations over dealing with Jolene’s crazy family by repeatedly using the term. Unfortunately, the bride-to-be quickly caught on to Jameson’s scheme and makes her tone it down. It was great while it lasted though!

    The only reason why I haven’t finished this series yet is because I find that the audiobooks are a great way to get me out of a reading slump so I always try to keep at least one in reserve. Molly Harper never ceases to entertain and Nice Girls Don’t Date Men is a great addition to her repertoire. If you haven’t listened to a story narrated by Amanda Ronconi yet, this series is for you.

    3 of 3 people found this review helpful
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    4/7/13
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    "Fantastic"

    This was one of the best books I've listened too this year and loved ever chapter.

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  • Debbie
    New Zealand
    4/7/13
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    "Fantastic Series"

    This Molly Harper series is fantastic!! The main characters are hilarious and really engage the reader (or listener) All of the Molly Harper books I have listened to have been read by the same person - she is so good!!

    Would highly recommend Molly Harper books!!!

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  • Amber
    SALISBURY, United Kingdom
    12/2/12
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    "Frustrating book."

    This book is well written, but I found the main character to be pathetically spineless and infuriating to anyone with the slightest bit of independence.

    I actually finished the book feeling angry at her, and most of her family.

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  • Serena
    Hythe, United Kingdom
    12/2/11
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    "Great fun!"

    I really enjoyed the first Molly Harper book - Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs, and this book continues the wonderfully funny, quirky story about vampires, werewolves and Kentucky Mommas, Grand-mommas and family.
    This truly made me burst out laughing while walking the dog - don't think of this book in the same vein as some other recent vampire books - this is just great - with sparkling dialogue and engaging characters.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
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