• Nice Girls Don't Date Dead Men

  • Half-Moon Hollow, Book 2
  • By: Molly Harper
  • Narrated by: Amanda Ronconi
  • Length: 10 hrs and 13 mins
  • 4.5 out of 5 stars (7,767 ratings)

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Nice Girls Don't Date Dead Men

By: Molly Harper
Narrated by: Amanda Ronconi
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Once a devoted children's librarian, Jane Jameson now works at a rundown occult bookstore. Once a regular gal, she's now a vampire. And instead of a bride, she's an eternal bridesmaid -- which leads her to question where exactly her relationship with her irresistibly sexy sire, Gabriel, is headed. Mercurial, enigmatic, apparently commitment-phobic vampires are nothing if not hard to read. While Jane is trying to master undead dating, she is also donning the ugliest bridesmaid's dress in history at her best friend Zeb's Titanic-themed wedding. Between a freaked-out groom-to-be, his hostile werewolf in-laws, and Zeb's mother, hell-bent on seeing Jane walk the aisle with Zeb, Jane's got the feeling she's just rearranging the proverbial deck chairs.

Meanwhile, Half Moon Hollow's own Black Widow, Jane's Grandma Ruthie, has met her match in her latest fiance. He smells like bad cheese and has a suspicious history of dead spouses. But Jane's biting her tongue. After all, would a nice girl really think she has a future with a vampire?

©2009 Molly Harper White (P)2010 Audible, Inc.

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Molly and Amanda- what a PERFECT pair!!!

I could go on and on about Molly Harper's wittiness and talent.... She is one of my favorite top 5 authors ever... But when she teamed up with Amanda Ronconi, oh my! What a pair! Ronconi's spot-on vocals and her ability to bring Harper's characters to life always leaves me smiling and begging for more!

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This series is Hysterical

What made the experience of listening to Nice Girls Don't Date Dead Men the most enjoyable?

The character development, the narrator was wonderful with the voices and delivery of comments that really made me LOL.

Who was your favorite character and why?

Jane, and how she inter acts with all her new life problems, family and situations people get her into

Which character – as performed by Amanda Ronconi – was your favorite?

Again Jane, but Amanda Ronconi was able to let you feel that as she spoke you know that a different character was speaking.

Was there a moment in the book that particularly moved you?

The Wedding rehearsal, and what happens right after.

Any additional comments?

If you've listened to Christopher Moore's "Blood Sucking Fiends", "You Suck" and "Bite Me" and enjoyed that series then you'll really love this. I find myself laughing out loud so many times. I just started the third book in the series. If you enjoy FUNNY Vampire stories this is a MUST have series. I know I'll listen to it more than once.

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Just keep em coming

this series has been great i love it and if you like witty, sarcasm you will too.

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Another great book by Molly Harper!

Where does Nice Girls Don't Date Dead Men rank among all the audiobooks you’ve listened to so far?

Molly's Nice girl series is one of my top favorite series of all times!

What did you like best about this story?

The witty dialogue between the characters!

Which scene was your favorite?

How can I just pick one? I really enjoyed the entire book!

Did you have an extreme reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?

Once again, I found myself laughing outloud listening to the second of the Nice Girl series!

Any additional comments?

You cannot go wrong with downloading this series. Amanda Ranconi is excellent. The story and dialogue is great and I cannot wait to start on #3!

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Funny and entertaining

If you could sum up Nice Girls Don't Date Dead Men in three words, what would they be?

scintillating, comical, entertaining.

Any additional comments?

Just good easy listens. Don't pass up if you like the vampire/werwolf genre.

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Loved it

I found the second book to be just as enjoyable as the first one. The world Molly Harper created is quirky and fun. I love how the side characters are just as enjoyable as Jane. I absolutely adore Dick Cheney and his entertaining antics.

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Page Turner

This book is a page turner. Hard to stop listening. Love the series can't wait to start the next book!!!

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Another Seriously funny and entertaining book

Would you listen to Nice Girls Don't Date Dead Men again? Why?

I have already listened to this book 2 times. It will stay on my frequently played list :)
Love the characters and story!

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Love the series, frustrating plot line

I really enjoy this series, but the plot line in this book was so infuriating. Jane is an outspoken strong willed woman. I found it hard to believe she’d let mama Ginger and her own mother push her around so long without telling them off!

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Harper Does it Again!

OK, all my neighbors think I am absolutely nuts. I listen to my audiobooks on my IPod with ear phones, so my neighbors are always hearing me burst out laughing for no apparent reason as I sit on my patio all alone. Worse, at one point while driving, I had to pull over cause I was laughing so hard.
These audio books should come with a warning about using heavy machinery while listening.

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