We are currently making improvements to the Audible site. In an effort to enhance the accessibility experience for our customers, we have created a page to more easily navigate the new experience, available at the web address www.audible.com/access.
 >   > 
Hell Hounds Are For Suckers: San Francisco Vampire Series | [Jessica McBrayer]

Hell Hounds Are For Suckers: San Francisco Vampire Series

Vampire, Hannah's best friend has coupled up and Hannah is feeling alone and lonely. One night on a stroll through her favorite grave-yard she is be-hounded by a small growling fur ball. The puppy refuses to leave and reluctantly she takes him in. She soon needs expert advice because the puppy won't eat any of the expensive dog chow she buys and burps fire.
Regular Price:$6.95
  • Membership Details:
    • First book free with 30-day trial
    • $14.95/month thereafter for your choice of 1 new book each month
    • Cancel easily anytime
    • Exchange books you don't like
    • All selected books are yours to keep, even if you cancel
  • - or -

Your Likes make Audible better!

'Likes' are shared on Facebook and Audible.com. We use your 'likes' to improve Audible.com for all our listeners.

You can turn off Audible.com sharing from your Account Details page.

OK

Publisher's Summary

Vampire, Hannah's best friend has coupled up and Hannah is feeling alone and lonely. One night on a stroll through her favorite grave-yard she is be-hounded by a small growling fur ball. The puppy refuses to leave and reluctantly she takes him in. She soon needs expert advice because the puppy won't eat any of the expensive dog chow she buys and burps fire.

Hannah consults her vampire friends and a friendly jinni and finds out she's got herself a hell hound. And more, the jinni warns, there is sure to be an owner in the background somewhere. When a gorgeous demon shows up pounding on her door wanting his dog back, Hannah is suddenly in the middle of a humorous predicament. This between-quell, the second episode of the Vampires of San Francisco series, is a novella of 60 pages.

©2012 Jessica McBrayer (P)2013 Jessica McBrayer

What Members Say

Average Customer Rating

3.9 (39 )
5 star
 (15)
4 star
 (11)
3 star
 (9)
2 star
 (1)
1 star
 (3)
Overall
3.9 (36 )
5 star
 (13)
4 star
 (12)
3 star
 (8)
2 star
 (0)
1 star
 (3)
Story
4.1 (35 )
5 star
 (16)
4 star
 (10)
3 star
 (6)
2 star
 (2)
1 star
 (1)
Performance
Sort by:
  •  
    Isis EL CERRITO, CA, United States 05-15-14
    Isis EL CERRITO, CA, United States 05-15-14

    Say something about yourself!

    HELPFUL VOTES
    2
    ratings
    REVIEWS
    213
    3
    FOLLOWERS
    FOLLOWING
    0
    0
    Overall
    Performance
    Story
    "East Bay Vamp!"

    The second book in series, "Hell Hounds," is the kick-ass counterpoint about the afterlife and love-life of kick-ass vampiress, Hannah's, and a love interest with some serious mojo of his own!

    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
  •  
    Love to Read 06-02-15
    ratings
    REVIEWS
    2
    2
    Overall
    Performance
    Story
    "Who doesn't love a hell hound!"

    Hell Hounds was a quick read, but a laugh-out-loud addition to this series I love. Vampires, demons, hell hounds and a whole lot of laughs. The narrator really enhances the fun with just the right timing and intonation. I highly recommend Jessica McBrayer's vampire series to anyone who likes their vampires with a twist of humor.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
  •  
    Ms. Terry Lunney Calgary, Alberta, Canada 04-05-15
    Ms. Terry Lunney Calgary, Alberta, Canada 04-05-15 Member Since 2009
    HELPFUL VOTES
    46
    ratings
    REVIEWS
    44
    44
    FOLLOWERS
    FOLLOWING
    2
    0
    Overall
    Performance
    Story
    "Great little short story"
    What did you love best about Hell Hounds Are For Suckers?

    I liked the narrators voices- well done. Also, the female lead wasn't whiney, going on and on ad nauseum. She had interesting friends that give s**t because they give a s**t about their friends. I'll explore this series further.


    Any additional comments?

    Valerie Gilbert is awesome! Love the British accent on the Gin. :)

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
  •  
    GSR 12-21-13
    GSR 12-21-13

    rocks

    ratings
    REVIEWS
    5
    1
    Overall
    Performance
    Story
    "DO NOT BUY!"
    Would you try another book from Jessica McBrayer and/or Valerie Gilbert?

    No


    Would you ever listen to anything by Jessica McBrayer again?

    No


    How could the performance have been better?

    Hard to read a book well that is so badly written


    What character would you cut from Hell Hounds Are For Suckers?

    All


    Any additional comments?

    Badly written. Less tha 7th grade sentence structure, word usage, emotional content.

    0 of 3 people found this review helpful

Report Inappropriate Content

If you find this review inappropriate and think it should be removed from our site, let us know. This report will be reviewed by Audible and we will take appropriate action.

Cancel

Thank You

Your report has been received. It will be reviewed by Audible and we will take appropriate action.