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Guilty Pleasures Audiobook

Guilty Pleasures: Anita Blake, Vampire Hunter, Book 1

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Publisher's Summary

Published almost 10 years ago, Guilty Pleasures marked the debut of a writer who was destined to grow from cult favorite to a major best-selling author. Now, for long-time Anita Blake aficionados and newfound fans, Guilty Pleasures makes its debut in downloadable audio.

Listeners will learn how Anita Blake started raising the dead - and killing the undead. And how she met Jean Claude, the master vampire destined to become not only her biggest nemesis but her greatest lover.

Love in vein: listen to more tales of Anita Blake, Vampire Hunter.

©2009 Laurell K. Hamilton; (P)2009 Penguin

What the Critics Say

"This popular series has a wild energy and humor, and some very appealing characters - both dead and alive." (Amazon.com review)

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    Julie Marysville, WA, United States 08-26-09
    Julie Marysville, WA, United States 08-26-09 Member Since 2009

    I have a very fast paced life. Audio books are an awesome alternative for me. Long road trips, working out and housework arn't a bore.

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    "Didn't care for the style"

    Although this book had potential, I kept getting annoyed by the sarcasm.
    "How are you?" answer: "Just peachy..." then statements like these: "Bully for me..., Point for me..., Point for him..."
    These statements were a little repetitive and frankly I was contemplating deleting it from my ipod before I finished. Fortunately or unfortunately, however you choose to look at it, I was stuck in traffic and ended up finishing it.
    Now I wonder, does the first book in the series lay the foundation for some good reading in the rest of the series? I am afraid to buy one and find out. So many people raved about this book and Amanda Blake. She seemed too macho for a woman and came across a little bit unconvincing.
    As a side note there were a couple moments in the story when I did actually laugh out loud at something funny that happened. However, I wouldn't recommend this book.

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    Amazon Customer 09-04-15 Member Since 2014
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    "Love Reading this. .not listening to the audio"

    First off I have the reader's voice didn't fit Anita Blake. ..shes a bad ass and tough. Second what is with the stupid music? Really bad idea. The only I ever heard music with a book was when it was a read a long as a child so you know when to change the page. The music was a bad idea. I read this as a book years ago and it was hardcore and intense so I thought I would love to listen to it. But no highly disappointed. :-(

    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
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    Alexis Wright 03-25-15 Member Since 2014

    Book Addict and a Fantasy Fanatic!

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    "Who in the hell came up with the music?"
    Would you recommend this book to a friend? Why or why not?

    The book itself I like... the audio version has some issues. First and foremost is the music. For some reason RANDOM music starts playing during book. The narrator keeps going and the music just stops and comes back at another weird time during the book. And I mean RANDOM MUSIC. Its not like it has some significance to the story. I could see if she says "The door squeaks open" and then you hear a door squeak. No no no... it more like: The Narrator says "...and the door slams shut!" But instead of a door slamming, we hear somebody whistling a tune to the Brady Bunch. Its pretty distracting. Please dont let the second book have this "added feature". Now I have heard complaints about the narrator. Give the lady a break. She actually sounds like I think Anita would sound. Now her other voices arent as strong as Lorelei King or the lady who does the Merry Gentry series... but she isnt awful. Jean Claude does sound kinda girly and she seems to always be whispering when she does his voice. Now about the actual material. Anita is 24 years old and with an awesome talent for raising the dead. All the supernatural creatures are out in the open. I love this idea in the book. The fact that its unrealistic to think you can hide these types of things ( Vampires, werewolves, zombies) from the public, makes bringing them out into the open a very smart idea. Hamilton actually goes as far to think of how politicians would handle legislation about the undead or wereanimals. Also, the fact that the big bad master Vampire is a little girl makes it so much scarier... I only wish the big fight in the end was not so short. When you're fighting a 1000 year old vampire I think it should be hard and take some real time. It was almost like Hamilton was tired and just said "Oh its time for dinner.She wins. The End". For those who havent read the books the audio will be just fine (except for random music) but if you read the books you may feel alittle cheated when it comes to the famous voice of Jean Claude. In the books his voice can make a women "happy" but in the audio it just makes you smirk.


    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
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    Barbara C Houston Durham, NC United States 06-23-12
    Barbara C Houston Durham, NC United States 06-23-12
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    "Holy Cow!"

    I have owned a hard copy of this book for ages, but it had been gatherng dust forever. My TBD (to be one) list is only consulted if I don't have something exciting, Sooooo Anita finally came to the top of the list.

    I loved it!.

    Anita Blake is both cynical and moral. Told in first person, Anita's sense of humor keeps the horror under control. The romance is light in the first book but it becomes more physical in later books. Kmberly Alexis, the narrator,is clear and consistent.
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    Fast paced action, well defined characters and intriguing definitions of the preternatural world combned to set me to reading, How much, you ask? I just fnished the first 11 n 13 days. Only 10 more to go!

    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
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    Spencer beatrice ne 06-06-12
    Spencer beatrice ne 06-06-12 Member Since 2006
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    "books are good tell #7then it is crap"

    hamiilton was good tell the books turned in to porn.bla bla bla bla bla tell audible lets you post simple reviews.

    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
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    Sharon 05-12-12
    Sharon 05-12-12 Member Since 2011

    I love to read. I just don't always have time. Thank God for Audibles, aye? Who knew daily chores could so much fun now?

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    "Great Series!"
    What did you love best about Guilty Pleasures?

    I really like the Anita Blake character. She cracks me up with her random thoughts of sarcasm. I can not wait to listen to the next book.


    What does Kimberly Alexis bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you just read the book?

    Kimberly Alexis is wonderful and I would recommend any book read by her. However to explain my low rating for performance; There are these weird back ground sound effects that piped in periodiclly. I am not sure they add anything to the story but the sure did take away from my experience. Whatever their purpose, it failed. This would be my only complaint and I know I wouldn't have experienced them if I had read it myself.


    Any additional comments?

    I would recommend this series.

    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
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    Jo Greenbrae, CA, United States 10-18-10
    Jo Greenbrae, CA, United States 10-18-10 Member Since 2006
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    "Much better reads elsewhere in the genre"

    I enjoy this genre: - modern, dark, fantasy detective stories with a film noir edge, including: Dresden Files (Jim Butcher), Mercy Thompson books (Patricia Briggs), True Blood books (Charlene Harris), Blood Ties series (Tanya Huff), plus these and similar TV series and movies, but I found this book, my first foray into Laurell Hamilton, hugely disappointing.

    Firstly, the book is so overwritten, stuffed with adjective after adjective - describing the darkness of the room (just an apartment building, not even of a crypt) about four times. Secondly, its just not as fun as the other titles, it feels cliched and tired. I'm half way through, and don't think I'll finish it - I suggest you choose one of the other authors recommended above instead.

    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
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    Charlotte Mesa, AZ, USA 12-31-09
    Charlotte Mesa, AZ, USA 12-31-09
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    "Guilty Pleasures: Anita Blake, Vampire Hunter"

    It keeps you wanting more.

    3 of 4 people found this review helpful
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    GypsyMoon 12-19-09
    GypsyMoon 12-19-09
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    "Early Anita finally on Audiobook"

    I originally began listening to the Anita Blake series with Cerulean Sins. I LOVED the narrator, Cynthia Halloway. Her voice was incredible, feminine and embodied everything that I envisioned in Anita. I actually think her voice made the books better. The narrator of this book (and a few others) does an adequate job, but it's just not the same Anita that originally compelled me further into the series. Her essence is not the same. One thing I do like...it's nice to hear Jean-Claude with a French accent. Overall, the book itself is pretty good. I really enjoy knowing how the characters began to interact. It's refreshing.

    3 of 4 people found this review helpful
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    Oli 09-10-12
    Oli 09-10-12 Member Since 2016

    “I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library.” ― Jorge Luis Borges

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    "a few words..."

    I'll just say this about Anita Blake series: it's very ,very good until you hit book 7, that's where everything goes cookoo. Its like Ms(or Mrs?) Hamilton suddenly hit puberty while dreaming a wild erotic dream as herself a nymphomaniac who needs at least three guys to satisfy her. Story gets lost and you catch yourself fast forwarding to peaces without sexual scenes and let me tell you this- it's hard to find them. Very frustrating for those of us who like action more then erotica. My point is this, read first seven and if you still like them, enjoy next 15 and good luck!

    2 of 3 people found this review helpful

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