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- Narrated by: Katie Schorr
- Length: 7 hrs and 46 mins
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The three Beauchamp women—Joanna and her daughters Freya and Ingrid—live in North Hampton, out on the tip of Long Island. Their beautiful, mist-shrouded town seems almost stuck in time, and all three women lead seemingly quiet, uneventful existences. But they are harboring a mighty secret—they are powerful witches banned from using their magic. Joanna can resurrect people from the dead and heal the most serious of injuries....
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Actually a nice, light listen
- By Theodore on 03-15-12
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Things Good Girls Don't Do
- Rock Canyon, Book 1
- By: Codi Gary
- Narrated by: Nina Alvamar
- Length: 7 hrs and 56 mins
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For Katie Conners, being a good girl just isn't worth it anymore. It used to mean getting the life she always wanted. But that was before she got dumped and her ex got engaged to his rebound. So, after a bad day and one too many mojitos, Katie starts making a list of things a girl like her would never do, not in a million years....
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Good Girls Don't Need to Be Rescued
- By Rusty on 10-30-16
By: Codi Gary
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Calendar Girl: Volume One
- January, February, March
- By: Audrey Carlan
- Narrated by: Summer Morton
- Length: 10 hrs and 48 mins
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Mia Saunders needs money. A lot of money. She has one year to pay off the loan shark who has threatened her father's life and is coming after his unpaid gambling debts. One million dollars to be exact. Her mission is simple - serve as a high-priced escort for her aunt's Los Angeles-based company and pay monthly against the debt. Spend a month with a rich man whom she doesn't have to sleep with if she doesn't want to? Easy money. Unlucky in love with a spirit that never gives up, this curvy motorcycle-riding vixen plans to get in, make her money, and get out.
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Very entertaining story.
- By Svetik on 01-11-18
By: Audrey Carlan
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Tall, Dark, and Dead
- By: Tate Hallaway
- Narrated by: Amanda Ronconi
- Length: 9 hrs and 57 mins
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Recovering witch Garnet Lacey owns Wisconsin's premier occult bookstore. And a fringe benefit of the job is getting customers like Sebastian Von Traum - piercing brown eyes, a sexy accent, and a killer body. The only thing missing is an aura. Which means he's dead. And that means trouble - something Garnet's a sucker for....
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Tall, Dark, Dead & Poorly Edited
- By Amy J on 08-11-13
By: Tate Hallaway
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Love at First Sight
- A Cupid, Texas Novel, Book 1
- By: Lori Wilde
- Narrated by: C. J. Critt
- Length: 11 hrs and 38 mins
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Natalie McCleary couldn't believe her eyes - a lean-muscled, darkly tanned, nearly naked man stood in her path...and then it hit her: love. Everyone always told her it would hit like a thunderbolt, and she never believed them. But now she knew: practical, sensible Natalie was head over heels in love - with a stranger. But ex-Navy SEAL Dade Vega wasn't about to be a stranger for long.
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Enjoyable romance, but not memorable.
- By Karen on 06-01-13
By: Lori Wilde
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The Mother Road
- By: Meghan Quinn
- Narrated by: Greyson Ash, J.F. Harding
- Length: 10 hrs and 12 mins
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It all started when my brother, Paul, convinced me to go on one last family road trip across the Mother Road with him and my dad. Just like old times, right? Wrong. What Paul fails to mention is his best man, Porter, will be joining us, who just so happens to be my childhood crush and the man who broke my heart four years ago. What is supposed to be a fun family bonding experience across Route 66 turns into a war of pranks, awkward moments and bathrooms full of dirty flannel shirts and day-old beard clippings.
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A little juvenile for my tastes.
- By Daniele on 08-18-17
By: Meghan Quinn
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Weekends Required
- A Danvers Novel
- By: Sydney Landon
- Narrated by: Allyson Ryan
- Length: 6 hrs and 40 mins
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Claire Walters has worked for Jason Danvers as his assistant for three years, but he’s never appreciated her as a woman - until the day she jumps out of a cake at his friend’s bachelor party.... To support her ailing mother, Claire is forced to work a second job at a party-planning company. But when her handsome boss ends up with a front-row seat to the action, she’s mortified - and he’s intrigued. With Danvers International in the middle of an important merger, Jason asks Claire to accompany him on weekend business trips - and suddenly all her fantasies are coming true.
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Not Bad, Not Great!
- By Maria on 02-09-13
By: Sydney Landon
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Sea of Love
- A Barberry Island Novel, Book 1
- By: Susan Donovan
- Narrated by: Amy McFadden
- Length: 10 hrs and 36 mins
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Between Martha’s Vineyard and Nantucket rests Bayberry Island, home to a bronze mermaid statue that promises to grant true love to anyone who asks with an open heart. For years Rowan Flynn distanced herself from Bayberry Island and its infamous mermaid legend. But after her investor fiancé lost what was left of her family’s fortune, Rowan reluctantly agreed to run the Safe Haven Bed-and-Breakfast, determined never again to fall for the ridiculous fantasy of the mermaid matchmaker.
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Oh My
- By Paula on 09-09-14
By: Susan Donovan
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Three Blind Dates
- Dating by Numbers Series, Book 1
- By: Meghan Quinn
- Narrated by: Ava Erickson, Aiden Snow
- Length: 11 hrs and 16 mins
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When the publicity team of the new local restaurant Going in Blind begins their search for a hot, local celebrity to promote the wildly popular eatery, they couldn't have found a better person than Noely Clark. A hopeless romantic with an exceedingly demanding schedule, she found it impossible to find the man of her dreams so being set up on three very different, very attractive, and very distinctive blind dates, seemed like a great idea, but who will she choose?
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A FAULTLESS LIGHTHEARTED ROMANTIC COMEDY
- By CAROLYN 🔹🔹🔹🔹🔹🔹 on 11-03-18
By: Meghan Quinn
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Manservant
- By: Shari J. Ryan, Lisa Brown - editor
- Narrated by: Victoria Mei
- Length: 8 hrs and 36 mins
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I just wanted an easy summer job.... That didn’t happen. Now, I’m in a living nightmare as I work alongside this monster of a man with mesmerizing emerald eyes that look at me inappropriately every time I see him. To add insult to injury, he has a tan I just want to lick, and a butt worth drooling over every time he purposefully walks by me. But, he's an asshat, and looks are everything. I mean, aren't. LOOKS. ARE. NOT. EVERYTHING. Why do I have to keep reminding myself of this? This is a story of little restraint, too much desire, questionable actions, and the best sex I've ever had.
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Glad I listened to the second book first
- By Mary's older sister on 11-02-18
By: Shari J. Ryan, and others
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- K
- 08-06-18
Wanted to love it but nope
I wanted to love this because the reviews said it was so funny. The comedy struck me as off key. The story line was awkward and ridiculous even for the paranormal genre. It's my fault despite being a huge Molly Harper fan, enjoying Kristen Painter and early Dakota Cassidy I don't like Robyn Peterman, Angie Fox or Danielle Garrett. If you enjoy all these writers then perhaps you will enjoy this book.
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- Tammy Payne
- 08-18-15
Make sure to have your depends under garments!!!!
Would you listen to Gertie's Paranormal Plantation: A Paranormal Romantic Comedy again? Why?
Oh my gosh yes I would. Why? If you need a serious pick you up , gut busting funny laugh yourself silly kind of book this would be the go to one.
What other book might you compare Gertie's Paranormal Plantation: A Paranormal Romantic Comedy to and why?
The other has another series of books Literal Leigh Series and Gertie is in them and they are also gut busting funny
What about Hollie Jackson’s performance did you like?
Hollie Jackson is truly wonderful in this book I loved the German talk she did for Gerties boyfriend Brad
Did you have an extreme reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?
it made me smile, laugh, giggle I am sure people thought I was nuts as I was driving while listening
Any additional comments?
Fantastic book !!
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- Snoopyvet
- 04-22-16
Might not want to listen to while driving
What did you love best about Gertie's Paranormal Plantation: A Paranormal Romantic Comedy?
That I laughed my ass off through the whole story.
What other book might you compare Gertie's Paranormal Plantation: A Paranormal Romantic Comedy to and why?
Robyn Peterman's Witch Glitch comes to mind
Have you listened to any of Hollie Jackson’s other performances before? How does this one compare?
Yes I listened to some of Melanie James other books Hollie has narrated for her and I loved all of them
Did you have an extreme reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?
It made me laugh my ass off in fact I had to stop listening in the car at one point I was laughing so hard I was afraid I'd wreck
Any additional comments?
Would recommend this great listen to anyone who needs a good laugh
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- Relleman
- 09-15-15
Omg! I lurve Gertie!
Oh Lordy, I think I died laughing while listening to this one. Fantastic writing, superb narration.
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- C Casto
- 08-18-15
Funny, Well Read!
If you could sum up Gertie's Paranormal Plantation: A Paranormal Romantic Comedy in three words, what would they be?
Hilarious, Well Read, Great
Which character – as performed by Hollie Jackson – was your favorite?
Gertie
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This is a great book. It is a short story about the witch Gertie and her wacky adventure of running her paranormal plantation. This is a very funny story. Yes she seems naive and sometimes well stupid but its all apart of her charm. Although this can be a stand alone, you should really listen/read the entire Literal Leigh series before this and you will understand more about Gertie.
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- Raven
- 06-14-18
Love the Story
First I have to say Hollie Jackson is one of the best narrators ever. She truly makes the story.
Melanie James writes an interesting story. It was not quite as funny as I was expecting from the description. That is not to say it wasn’t funny. There was a little romance but since it’s the first in a series I assume that will pickup.
Overall I did like it but took off one star overall and for the story because it took most of the story to get funny and romantic. Having picked a wonderful narrator really saved it all. I’m looking forward to the next installment and hope it’s as good as the last 1/2 to last 1/3 of this book.
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- Karyn
- 05-03-18
Laugh out loud adventure
This is truly a funny book. The story is light and humorous and the pastry chef scene is rofl. Hollie Jackson does this character proud and the whole series is well done. Thank you Melanie James
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- Sucheta
- 10-14-17
Cute and Relateable
I loved how cute and quirky this book is. It is very relatable and happy and makes my day better for listening. it probably makes me healthy too with all the laughter that I have been enjoying thanks to this book. I highly recommend listening to it, you will fall quickly in love with the main character along with the supporting cast.
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- Willow Star Serenity
- 03-16-17
Hilarious!
I read and loved the Literal Leigh series. Think of it as like a paranormal Stephanie Plum without the bounty hunting. The narrator did a fantastic job as well!
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- Tiffini
- 12-18-16
Gertie is too stupid.
I love Chick lit paranormal books, but this book, was terrible. Gertie was stupid. The plot, I think there was one, was stupid. I found this book awful. Hollie Jackson wasn't awful. I will not try the second to see if it improves or if Gertie the grown women, stops acting 5.
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