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Fifty Shades of Fifty Shades of Grey: A Romantic Comedy / Erotic Romance Parody | [Riley J. Ford]

Fifty Shades of Fifty Shades of Grey: A Romantic Comedy / Erotic Romance Parody

What happens when you try 50 Shades in the REAL world? When accountant Ben Weaver awakens after an erotic dream, he encounters a wife who is unwilling, uninterested, and who once again has a headache. The unworldly but focused Ben decides he will do anything to rekindle his sex life, including imitating the erotic techniques of billionaire Christian Grey from the Fifty Shades series.
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What happens when you try 50 Shades in the REAL world?

When accountant Ben Weaver awakens after an erotic dream, he encounters a wife who is unwilling, uninterested, and who once again has a headache. The unworldly but focused Ben decides he will do anything to rekindle his sex life, including imitating the erotic techniques of billionaire Christian Grey from the Fifty Shades series. Unable to withstand the pent-up ache radiating from his tender blue testicles, Ben decides to take Grey's methods to a whole new level in order to relieve the pressure on his...er, marriage.

Shocked by her husband's unusual plan, Kate Weaver hesitates in giving him what he desires. But for all his trappings of non-success - his ordinary accounting job where coworkers steal his sandwiches and brag about their sex lives, his lack of wealth, his inability to seduce his own wife - Ben is a man with one saving talent: The driving determination to reignite his sex life no matter what it takes. When the couple embarks on a daring and dangerous physical adventure, Kate discovers her husband's fanatical zeal to explore all of Christian Grey's darkest desires, with calamitous results.

Erotic, hilarious, and highly disturbing, Fifty Shades of Fifty Shades of Grey is a spin-off that will titillate you, amuse you, and stay with you.

©2013 Riley J. Ford (P)2013 Riley J. Ford

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    D. Austin Temporarily in California 12-31-13
    D. Austin Temporarily in California 12-31-13

    Just me

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    "I just need love!"
    If you could sum up Fifty Shades of Fifty Shades of Grey in three words, what would they be?

    Insightful, sympathetic, funny


    What was one of the most memorable moments of Fifty Shades of Fifty Shades of Grey?

    The helicopter ride with the ex-Vietnam veteran on Ben's last attempt to romance his wife


    Which character – as performed by Gillian Vance – was your favorite?

    Ben Weaver, the main character, was very funny, and the writing was superb. It was a little odd to have a woman narrate a man's story, but, that being said, it was well-done. I'm new to audiobooks so maybe this is a common thing.


    If you were to make a film of this book, what would the tag line be?

    Desperately seeking love at all costs


    Any additional comments?

    A well-written story which appears to truly convey the inner workings of a man's mind when he's in love and wants to stay in love.

    5 of 5 people found this review helpful
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    Melissa C. Douthit Livermore, CA USA 12-06-13
    Melissa C. Douthit Livermore, CA USA 12-06-13 Member Since 2011

    Melissa

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    "Hilarious!"
    If you could sum up Fifty Shades of Fifty Shades of Grey in three words, what would they be?

    Makes you laugh.


    What did you like best about this story?

    I've read Fifty Shades of Grey which is why this story was so dang funny! The MC's bumbling attempts to become the next Christian Grey were hysterically funny. I loved every minute of this book!


    What about Gillian Vance’s performance did you like?

    She is one of the best narrators I've listened to in a long time.


    Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?

    Yes, definitely!


    4 of 4 people found this review helpful
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    N.M. Charlotte Colorado, USA 03-27-14
    N.M. Charlotte Colorado, USA 03-27-14
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    "Great Satire on Fifty Shades of Grey!"
    Where does Fifty Shades of Fifty Shades of Grey rank among all the audiobooks you’ve listened to so far?

    I love all of Riley Ford's books, and this short story was no exception. It's top quality and was a hilarious adventure.


    What did you like best about this story?

    The characters! I mean, poor Ben, he was really just a mess. Being Dominant is SO not his calling. I enjoyed the playful approach to the story and how it made a satire out of people who think BDSM is just something you DO. Nope, it's who you are, and Ben is NOT the guy for this role. Which is what makes it so damn hilarious!


    Have you listened to any of Gillian Vance’s other performances before? How does this one compare?

    I haven't listened to Gillian Vance outside of the books she has done for Riley, but she does a good job.


    Did you have an extreme reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?

    YES! This book made me laugh TONS! OMG, I was really mortified for this poor couple on more than one occasion. I'm SO glad I wasn't in their shoes!


    Any additional comments?

    Riley really knows how to make a gal laugh <3

    3 of 3 people found this review helpful
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    Karen LAKE STEVENS, WA, United States 12-01-13
    Karen LAKE STEVENS, WA, United States 12-01-13 Member Since 2013
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    What would have made Fifty Shades of Fifty Shades of Grey better?

    I found it to be corny, not humorous at all. Perhaps I am not the right audience for this story.


    0 of 4 people found this review helpful
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