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On Drips the Faucet...'till the Timer Does Ding
- Millennial Dark Humor Fiction Book for Young Adults
- Narrated by: Luke Welland
- Length: 3 hrs and 49 mins
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Noah Reynolds is an American English teacher who embarked on an extraordinary undertaking: moving to a rural province of Thailand to teach English in January of 2020. Little did he know that his arrival would coincide with the dawn of a global pandemic.
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