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Worst Ideas Ever Audiobook

Worst Ideas Ever: A Celebration of Embarrassment

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Listeners smarting from a recent humiliation can take solace in Worst Ideas Ever: A Celebration of Embarrassment, a compendium of the biggest blunders in recent history. Some of the wretched ideas listed here will live forever in infamy for their negative example - say, New Coke or Bernie Madoff. Others are rescued from obscurity by authors Daniel Kline and Jason Tomaszewski, like the idea to put record players in Chevy cars, or Cop Rock, the (thankfully) forgotten musical police procedural by the creator of NYPD Blue. Narrator Patrick Lawlor's droll, winking descriptions of the worst that sports, entertainment, and pop culture have to offer is an antidote to a bad day. Those prone to noisy laughter might want to listen to this one in private.

Publisher's Summary

Mistakes so big they seem like fodder for The Onion - but they really happened!

From memorable disasters such as New Coke, the XFL, and Tiger Woods’ marriage to less-remembered failures such as Yugo, Cop Rock, and Microsoft’s BOB, Worst Ideas Ever revisits history’s biggest blunders. Whether it’s a pop culture failure the likes of Dennis Miller’s disastrous run on Monday Night Football, a political one such as John Edwards’ odd decision to run for president while cheating on his cancer-stricken wife, or a technological misstep such as Apple’s Newton OS, Worst Ideas Ever uncovers the ridiculous stories behind mistakes so huge, you’ll have to constantly remind yourself that they actually happened.

Moving from Mariah Carey’s “performance” in Glitter to the Minnesota Vikings decision to trade away their future for an aging Herschel Walker, Worst Ideas Ever offers the real stories behind some of the dumbest things ever done. Whether it was ego (Michael Jordan leaving basketball for baseball), greed (nobody questioning their impossibly high returns when investing with Bernie Madoff) or simple stupidity (Jay Leno moving to 10 p.m.), Worst Ideas Ever brings it all back in hilarious detail.

©2011 Daniel B. Kline and Jason Tomaszewski (P)2012 Audible, Inc.

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    Nathan SPRINGVILLE, UT, United States 04-17-14
    Nathan SPRINGVILLE, UT, United States 04-17-14 Member Since 2013

    Love my family...along with guitars, road bikes, cameras, and a good book!

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    "Worth a listen..."

    Not much "meat" here, but a fun listen nonetheless. I thought the authors got a little too focused on the sports ideas. There is such a breadth of potential, and this book just didn't live up to what I expected it to be. Started off well, but I lost interest when the authors got so pigeon-holed into the sports ideas...and I love sports! I did finish the book, because it clipped along at a quick pace, but I more than likely will not listen again.

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    Lorna 04-16-14
    Lorna 04-16-14 Member Since 2012
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    "Should be called Bad American Pop-Culture Ideas"
    Would you ever listen to anything by Daniel Kline and Jason Tomaszewski again?

    Probably not. At least not without extreme causion


    What three words best describe Patrick Lawlor’s voice?

    The only decent thing about this book.


    Any additional comments?

    This book is all American and focuses mostly on sports and celebrities. These ideas, while bad, in my opinion, are not the worst ideas ever - even in recent history. While this is not the worst book I've listen to - it is ranked up there and I would recommend a pass on this one.

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    Mona 04-14-14
    Mona 04-14-14
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    "Both fascinating and funny!"

    This was an intriguing view of products that have failed for various reasons. What I found especially fascinating was the number of big companies that have come out with flops despite who knows how many dollars spent on R&D and market research. Each "idea" is covered in only a few minutes so the book is easy to stop and start. I thought the narration was excellent.
    My only criticism is over the few political "ideas" which seemed out of place and revealed the author's bias. I always find these unexpected political homilies an unwelcome surprise; like biting down on a piece of broccoli in a mouthful of chocolate cake.

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    Gene Taylor 04-11-14
    Gene Taylor 04-11-14 Member Since 2005
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    "This book really is not worth the credits."
    What disappointed you about Worst Ideas Ever?

    Really felt like this book was a waste of my audible credits. nothing more than a series of random short blurbs that provided the reader with only a minor understanding of what lead to the bad decision. Really nothing more than "bathroom reader" blurbs.
    Very disappointed.


    What do you think your next listen will be?

    Not sure, will decide in the next ten minutes.


    What about Patrick Lawlor’s performance did you like?

    great!


    You didn’t love this book... but did it have any redeeming qualities?

    easy to listen too.


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    Andrea Anchorage, AK, United States 04-10-14
    Andrea Anchorage, AK, United States 04-10-14 Member Since 2015
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    "Hysterically funny and spot-on!"
    Would you consider the audio edition of Worst Ideas Ever to be better than the print version?

    Yes. The quality and tone of the narrator really adds to the humour of the book.


    What was the most compelling aspect of this narrative?

    The fact that each and every one of these "ideas" is true, and have been perpetrated on the American public and the world!


    Which scene was your favorite?

    There are too many great ones to choose a favourite!


    Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?

    Yes! It's so funny!


    Any additional comments?

    I certainly hope that the authors do a follow-up to this, as there have been another book full's worth of "worst ideas ever" unleashed since the 2011 release date!

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    David TS 04-09-14
    David TS 04-09-14

    Say something about yourself!

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    "Not Deep But Funny Enough"

    This is a People Magazine E! channel-type book. Not really for thinkers but kinda fun anyway. The language is often too over the top, but what do expect? I do like the few occasions when the author attempts to delve a little deeper to show, in his opinion, why something was an incredibly bad idea and had no hope for success (the Newton- which I always just thought of as an early-for-its-time pioneer). I

    Its worth the 99 cents you pay for it but not really a penny more

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    Jose Villalobos M 04-03-14
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    "Nothing to die about"

    This book is, as to be expected, a list of anecdotes and silly stories regarding bad ideas in several aspects. It can't be expected to be a deep book.
    I was personally expecting this sort of book as I do enjoy them but you gotta keep in mind it is more of a time filler.
    Also, not to quote the information provided as actual facts as many (MANY) of them are either false or exaggerated.

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    PeachPecan 04-03-14
    PeachPecan 04-03-14
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    "Well, I'm No So Stupid After All..."
    What does Patrick Lawlor bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you just read the book?

    Patrick Lawlor provides an enthusiastic performance and one can almost imagine the difficulty in keeping a straight face for some of these tales.


    Was Worst Ideas Ever worth the listening time?

    This isn't a book with pretensions. You're listening to the documented public fumbles of politicians, company executives, sports stars, etc. Have the little thrill of "well I may have done something dumb, but at least it wasn't THAT!"


    Any additional comments?

    You know the time you were face to face with that really hot guy you'd been wanting to introduce yourself to, and you forgot your own name, thus completely humiliating yourself? Or that day you decided to sashay to the front door and meet your significant other in you birthday suit, only to find the meter reader instead? Well, at least your embarrassment was not international news, causing large scale destruction, costing millions of dollars and living on for eternity in archives and on the internet!

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    JM 04-03-14
    JM 04-03-14 Member Since 2010
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    "This book was okay at best."

    I got this book for 99 cents through an Audible promotion. It was worth that much. Had I payed more, I might have been annoyed by what could have been an excellent book. The topic was very well researched in some areas and apparently guessed at in others. The humorous tone, whether a result of the performance or the writing, quickly devolves into snark, causing the suppositions offered in some of the anecdotes to sound like opinion...the kind some people repeat to make them selves sound smarter. If you are looking for well told, well rounded stories of some of society, culture and business's biggest missteps...Keep looking. If what you are looking for is the literary equivalent of pointing at people on the street and calling them dumb, this is your book...if you get it on sale.

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    Lyn Slatton 04-01-14
    Lyn Slatton 04-01-14
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    "This book was a bad idea"
    What could have made this a 4 or 5-star listening experience for you?

    Just not my type of book


    What do you think your next listen will be?

    The power of positive thinking


    What didn’t you like about Patrick Lawlor’s performance?

    Tried too hard to make boring subject sensational


    What reaction did this book spark in you? Anger, sadness, disappointment?

    Sadness - another poke at people who are at least trying to do well.


    Any additional comments?

    If you've never made a mistake, this is the book for you!

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful

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