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Weapon of A.S.S. Destruction | [Alfonzo Rachel]

Weapon of A.S.S. Destruction

Liberals are all about love. They love poor people…as long as they stay poor. They love choice…as long as it's not in education, energy, healthcare, or commerce. They love rights…as long as we're not talking about the rights of the unborn. They love black people…as long as they stay on the Democrat plantation. So they just love Alfonzo Rachel. Weapon of A.S.S. (American Socialist States) Destruction obliterates liberal lies - from the so-called "party switch" to the money-grubbing self-righteousness of the green movement.
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Publisher's Summary

Liberals are all about love. They love poor people…as long as they stay poor.

They love choice…as long as it's not in education, energy, healthcare, or commerce.

They love rights…as long as we're not talking about the rights of the unborn.

They love black people…as long as they stay on the Democrat plantation.

So they just love Alfonzo Rachel.

Weapon of A.S.S. (American Socialist States) Destruction obliterates liberal lies - from the so-called "party switch" to the money-grubbing self-righteousness of the green movement. Poverty pimps, Afrocentrics, RINOs, Demon-crats, whatevuh...all of you jive turkeys better watch out! 'Cause Zo's about to drop some truth bombs up in here!

©2012 Alfonzo Rachel (P)2012 Alfonzo Rachel

What the Critics Say

"What’s always kind of fascinated me about Zo is the fact that he’s funny without ever making jokes. Most of the time he’s just disassembling the opposition with a sort of good-natured logic. I don’t even know why it’s amusing, but it is. Maybe because the left’s reasoning is so silly that, when Zo exposes it, its natural absurdity comes out. In any case, the guy is just a pleasure to spend time with." (Andrew Klavan, Best Selling author Social/Political commentator)

"Zo's distillations are breathtaking and so funny.....I was stunned for hours by the most provocative, riveting and cohesive social statements that I’ve read in the last twenty years. Zo touched, in some way...everything.....with such focus and force....I laughed so hard on the plane people thought I was crazy!" (Dwight Schultz, Actor, A-Team, Star Trek, Radio talk show host)

"Zo has powerful things to say, and when he says them he says them in such a straightforward, honest and truthful way that the sound you hear ringing in your ears is simply the ring of truth, clearly and bravely uttered." (Bill Whittle, Social/Poitical Commentator)

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    Gary 12-24-12
    Gary 12-24-12 Member Since 2010
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    Have you listened to any of Alfonzo Rachel’s other performances before? How does this one compare?

    I've listened to Zo on YouTube before and decided to get his book to get all his "rants" in one place. He has given a lot of thought to what he says and makes a lot of sense. If you don't agree with him but remain a little open-minded then you can appreciate where he comes from and what he says.


    4 of 4 people found this review helpful
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    Amazon Customer New York, New York 12-17-12
    Amazon Customer New York, New York 12-17-12 Member Since 2006

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    "In 2012 Gloom, A New Conservative Talent Emerges"

    Move over Thomas Sowell, Alfonzo Rachel is now on the scene and sugar coating the truth is not his specialty. Confronting the myths confronting and crippling modern America this is a must read for any conservative (or concerned American) wanting to know how to get America back on track.

    His insights into why the media and Hollywood have been taken over by the liberal elite are also quite brilliant. He also presents very well thought out ideas on the way forward for the Republican party in post Obama 2012 victory, because this book is the kick in the butt that the GOP needs.

    3 of 3 people found this review helpful
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    Theresa Wixom, MI, United States 05-21-13
    Theresa Wixom, MI, United States 05-21-13
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    "Loved it!"

    I loved listening to this guy on youtube and I was happy to find his book brought all the best parts of his show into one place. He is well researched and does a good job making sure that his message is very clear to all that listen. I wish we could get everyone in this country to listen to his book all the way through. There would be many who would chose to continue in their ways I am sure, but I can't help but feel it would greatly change the direction this country is going in for the good as many would find a change of heart.

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    Chad Nelson lodi, ca usa 04-18-13
    Chad Nelson lodi, ca usa 04-18-13

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    Would you listen to Weapon of A.S.S. Destruction again? Why?

    Most likely I'll listen to it again. Mr. Rachel presents his conservativism with intelligence, reason and passion. He gives God the glory, follows Jesus and is pretty funny.


    Who was your favorite character and why?

    The liberal ideology is my favorite character. Without it, Alfonso Rachel wouldn't have much to slam and we wouldn't have this great book!!


    What does Alfonzo Rachel bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you just read the book?

    Alfonso Rachel's passion for sticking up for what is right really comes out in this presentation. I doubt it would be as good if I had use my imagination to hear his voice.


    Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?

    I listen in the car mostly. So a one-sitting listen wouldn't work for me, but I didn't want to stop once I started.


    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
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    Howard L. Sheppard 01-06-13
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    "Funny and highly recommended"
    Would you recommend this audiobook to a friend? If so, why?

    Absolutely! I kept giggling as the author's delivery was just excellent.


    What was the most compelling aspect of this narrative?

    His biting wit coupled with common-sense logic.


    Which scene was your favorite?

    n/a


    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
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    Steven Thomsen Oregon 05-12-14
    Steven Thomsen Oregon 05-12-14

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    "Zo Rocks it"
    What did you love best about Weapon of A.S.S. Destruction?

    Zo's refusal to buy into the racial weapons used to keep people down


    What was one of the most memorable moments of Weapon of A.S.S. Destruction?

    loved it all


    Which character – as performed by Alfonzo Rachel – was your favorite?

    Zo


    If you could give Weapon of A.S.S. Destruction a new subtitle, what would it be?

    Let's all start living like we should and stop buying the leftist dogma pushed out on us


    Any additional comments?

    Go Zo Go !!!

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
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    MikeM 04-10-14
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    "Worth a listen."
    Where does Weapon of A.S.S. Destruction rank among all the audiobooks you’ve listened to so far?

    No comparison. This is my first audio book.


    What was the most compelling aspect of this narrative?

    Good coverage of todays problems with an individual view.


    Have you listened to any of Alfonzo Rachel’s other performances before? How does this one compare?

    Listen to him on PJTV. Book has the same vitality.


    If you were to make a film of this book, what would the tag line be?

    The Way I see It.


    Any additional comments?

    I'm an agnostic, but Rachel's presentation is worth listening to. I have a lot of common views. Especially on the Democrat party.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
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