• Weapon of A.S.S. Destruction

  • By: Alfonzo Rachel
  • Narrated by: Alfonzo Rachel
  • Length: 8 hrs and 22 mins
  • 4.7 out of 5 stars (222 ratings)

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Weapon of A.S.S. Destruction

By: Alfonzo Rachel
Narrated by: Alfonzo Rachel
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Publisher's summary

Liberals are all about love. They love poor people…as long as they stay poor.

They love choice…as long as it's not in education, energy, healthcare, or commerce.

They love rights…as long as we're not talking about the rights of the unborn.

They love black people…as long as they stay on the Democrat plantation.

So they just love Alfonzo Rachel.

Weapon of A.S.S. (American Socialist States) Destruction obliterates liberal lies - from the so-called "party switch" to the money-grubbing self-righteousness of the green movement. Poverty pimps, Afrocentrics, RINOs, Demon-crats, whatevuh...all of you jive turkeys better watch out! 'Cause Zo's about to drop some truth bombs up in here!

©2012 Alfonzo Rachel (P)2012 Alfonzo Rachel

Critic reviews

"What’s always kind of fascinated me about Zo is the fact that he’s funny without ever making jokes. Most of the time he’s just disassembling the opposition with a sort of good-natured logic. I don’t even know why it’s amusing, but it is. Maybe because the left’s reasoning is so silly that, when Zo exposes it, its natural absurdity comes out. In any case, the guy is just a pleasure to spend time with." (Andrew Klavan, Best Selling author Social/Political commentator)
"Zo's distillations are breathtaking and so funny.....I was stunned for hours by the most provocative, riveting and cohesive social statements that I’ve read in the last twenty years. Zo touched, in some way...everything.....with such focus and force....I laughed so hard on the plane people thought I was crazy!" (Dwight Schultz, Actor, A-Team, Star Trek, Radio talk show host)
"Zo has powerful things to say, and when he says them he says them in such a straightforward, honest and truthful way that the sound you hear ringing in your ears is simply the ring of truth, clearly and bravely uttered." (Bill Whittle, Social/Poitical Commentator)

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Funny and highly recommended

Would you recommend this audiobook to a friend? If so, why?

Absolutely! I kept giggling as the author's delivery was just excellent.

What was the most compelling aspect of this narrative?

His biting wit coupled with common-sense logic.

Which scene was your favorite?

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truth bombing run

this should be required reading for high school seniors. this book tells you in no uncertain terms what's bin going on behind the scenes in sjws land

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Well done!!!

I can't say I agreed with everything he says here, but I can say that he does an excellent job of articulating his point in an entertaining way, and that he always brings it back to God. he actually won me over on some points.

an excellent book!

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Truly Enjoyable.

Just as entertaining as Alonzo's YouTube videos but 8 hours long and far more informative.

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Zo Rocks it

What did you love best about Weapon of A.S.S. Destruction?

Zo's refusal to buy into the racial weapons used to keep people down

What was one of the most memorable moments of Weapon of A.S.S. Destruction?

loved it all

Which character – as performed by Alfonzo Rachel – was your favorite?

Zo

If you could give Weapon of A.S.S. Destruction a new subtitle, what would it be?

Let's all start living like we should and stop buying the leftist dogma pushed out on us

Any additional comments?

Go Zo Go !!!

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Fantastic

Zo breaks down how the message that is needed for our culture demands an approach that conservatives keep missing the mark on. This and A Solid Right Cross are a MUST!

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Best explanation I've heard.

This has by far been the best explanation of the differences between a the two parties. Reinforces by views about liberals and even shed some light on my own party (Republicans). Alfonzo is 100% correct in his assessment, without God we are doomed.

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Zo hit it

Have you listened to any of Alfonzo Rachel’s other performances before? How does this one compare?

I've listened to Zo on YouTube before and decided to get his book to get all his "rants" in one place. He has given a lot of thought to what he says and makes a lot of sense. If you don't agree with him but remain a little open-minded then you can appreciate where he comes from and what he says.

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In 2012 Gloom, A New Conservative Talent Emerges

Move over Thomas Sowell, Alfonzo Rachel is now on the scene and sugar coating the truth is not his specialty. Confronting the myths confronting and crippling modern America this is a must read for any conservative (or concerned American) wanting to know how to get America back on track.

His insights into why the media and Hollywood have been taken over by the liberal elite are also quite brilliant. He also presents very well thought out ideas on the way forward for the Republican party in post Obama 2012 victory, because this book is the kick in the butt that the GOP needs.

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Great listen!

Would you listen to Weapon of A.S.S. Destruction again? Why?

Most likely I'll listen to it again. Mr. Rachel presents his conservativism with intelligence, reason and passion. He gives God the glory, follows Jesus and is pretty funny.

Who was your favorite character and why?

The liberal ideology is my favorite character. Without it, Alfonso Rachel wouldn't have much to slam and we wouldn't have this great book!!

What does Alfonzo Rachel bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you just read the book?

Alfonso Rachel's passion for sticking up for what is right really comes out in this presentation. I doubt it would be as good if I had use my imagination to hear his voice.

Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?

I listen in the car mostly. So a one-sitting listen wouldn't work for me, but I didn't want to stop once I started.

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