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If Democrats Had Any Brains, They'd Be Republicans | [Ann Coulter]

If Democrats Had Any Brains, They'd Be Republicans

Here is Ann Coulter's funniest, most devastating, and, yes, most outrageous audiobook to date. Coulter has become the brightest star in the conservative firmament, thanks to her razor-sharp reasoning and biting wit. Now you can listen to all the quotes that have so outraged her enemies and so delighted her legions of fans. Included are dozens of brand-new commentaries by Coulter as well as hundreds of never-before-published quotations.
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"Uttering lines that send liberals into paroxysms of rage, otherwise known as 'citing facts', is the spice of life. When I see the hot spittle flying from their mouths and the veins bulging and pulsing above their eyes, well, that's when I feel truly alive."

So begins If Democrats Had Any Brains, They'd Be Republicans, Ann Coulter's funniest, most devastating, and, yes, most outrageous audiobook to date. Coulter has become the brightest star in the conservative firmament, thanks to her razor-sharp reasoning and biting wit. Of course, practically any time she opens her mouth, liberal elites denounce Ann, insisting that "She's gone too far!" and hopefully predicting that this time it will bring a crashing end to her career.

Now you can listen to all the quotes that have so outraged her enemies and so delighted her legions of fans. More than just the definitive collection of Coulterisms, If Democrats Had Any Brains, They'd Be Republicans includes dozens of brand-new commentaries written by Coulter as well as hundreds of never-before-published quotations.

This is Ann at her best, covering every topic from A to Z. If Democrats Had Any Brains, They'd Be Republicans is a must-have for anyone who loves (or loves to hate) Ann Coulter.

©2007 Ann Coulter; (P)2007 Random House, Inc. Random House Audio, a division of Random House, Inc.

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    Fred APO, NY, USA 10-05-07
    Fred APO, NY, USA 10-05-07 Member Since 2003
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    "Its the ABRIDGED version..."

    That's my only beef. I happen to love Ann and her political views and look forward to each book. I was just stunned when I noticed that this was only 3 hours long, my mistake! I guess I just have to wait for the unabridged version to get the full-flavor of Ann's latest opinions.

    15 of 18 people found this review helpful
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    60526 La Grange Park, IL USA 10-29-07
    60526 La Grange Park, IL USA 10-29-07 Member Since 2006

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    "A Rerun"

    As a faithful reader of her column online and purchaser of her previous books, I have to say I did not find really anything new in this book. I love her comments and appreciate her wit; I was just hoping for some new stuff. For those that are 'new' to Ann Coulter, this is a quick synopsis of what she is about and makes an excellent primer.

    6 of 7 people found this review helpful
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    Mark Phoenix, AZ, USA 11-28-09
    Mark Phoenix, AZ, USA 11-28-09
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    "Coulter at her best"

    Typically acerbic Coulter humor. At once, insightful, bitingly wicked, and hilarious. It would simply be funny if so much of it was not true. If you are from the left side of the aisle you better put on your thick skin. Likely though, if you are you haven't shelled out the coin for this book.

    2 of 2 people found this review helpful
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    Karen Mars, PA, United States 11-05-07
    Karen Mars, PA, United States 11-05-07 Member Since 2007
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    "Skip this one if you've read the last 3 books"

    This book was more of a review of Ann's last 3 books. It didn't have much new material. I got bored with it and never finished the last hour or so, as I had already heard everything in the last 3 books. The 'dings' and random quotes were annoying and difficult to follow out of context. I like Ann, don't get me wrong, but I could have used my credit for something more interesting and new.

    7 of 9 people found this review helpful
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    Kirtus L. Struthers 10-18-07
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    "Awesome!!"

    Ann is spot on and hilarious. She also reads the entire book this time. The last 3 books of hers I listened to she did not. Can't wait till the unabridged version so I can hear the rest of the story.

    4 of 5 people found this review helpful
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    Phyllis Carbajosa de la Sagrada, Spain 03-08-11
    Phyllis Carbajosa de la Sagrada, Spain 03-08-11 Member Since 2007
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    "Whenever I'm Down and Need a Good Laugh . . ."

    I am probably one of the few people who will admit that they adore Ann Coulter. She's what I call, one helluva ballsy woman. I love her sarcastic and biting wit, her intelligence and her insight to what makes the left tick or at least, what ticks the left off! Whenever I'm Down and Need a Good Laugh, this is the book I listen too. She has definitely "gone too far" with this one but then again, I just can't wait for her to go to far in the next one. She is one of the very few female, political pundits that I will take the time to listen to. This book is NOT recommended for Democrats, Communists, Leftists or left over hippies - it may hurt your feelings. But for the rest of us, it's funnier than hell! Highly recommended.

    3 of 4 people found this review helpful
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    Jean Key Colony Beach, FL, USA 09-01-08
    Jean Key Colony Beach, FL, USA 09-01-08 Member Since 2004
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    "Ann gets an A for RESEARCH"

    Ann Coulter's books are the most accurate history books and should be required reading for all political science students. Requardless of your political leanings,if you check out her footnotes (like I did) you will find them all correct. That is why she is so disliked by those who don't agree with her politics- she backs up her opinions with facts, and facts don't lie. Something we rarely see in the media these days.

    4 of 6 people found this review helpful
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    Jon Lake Forrest Park, WA, USA 10-02-07
    Jon Lake Forrest Park, WA, USA 10-02-07
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    "She's Funny Enough, She's Smart Enough...."

    and, Gosh darnit,Liberals Hate Her.

    She's funnier than Al Franken, smarter than Bill Moyers, and gorgeous to boot.

    This is a hugely funny book riffing on the left.

    Conservatives will laugh until they cry and Liberals will just....uh, cry.

    28 of 51 people found this review helpful
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    James shenandoah junction, WV, USA 07-18-08
    James shenandoah junction, WV, USA 07-18-08
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    "Listen to this book!"

    It will open your eyes. It made me feel the way I felt when I was a younger.....LIKE AN AMERICAN!

    1 of 2 people found this review helpful
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    Pierre Kent, WA, USA 02-26-08
    Pierre Kent, WA, USA 02-26-08
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    "Coulter at her goodest-- but not her greatest"

    Very good work by Ann. She is at her goodest but not her best. Definitely worth you money, and perhaps a bit more palletable for the more moderate reader out there.

    Still plenty to laugh at for her core audience-- conservatives. I only hope democrats don't actually read this, we don't want them to actually figure out how to not look so stupid do we. ;)

    2 of 4 people found this review helpful
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