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If Democrats Had Any Brains, They'd Be Republicans

Here is Ann Coulter's funniest, most devastating, and, yes, most outrageous audiobook to date. Coulter has become the brightest star in the conservative firmament, thanks to her razor-sharp reasoning and biting wit. Now you can listen to all the quotes that have so outraged her enemies and so delighted her legions of fans. Included are dozens of brand-new commentaries by Coulter as well as hundreds of never-before-published quotations.
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Publisher's Summary

"Uttering lines that send liberals into paroxysms of rage, otherwise known as 'citing facts', is the spice of life. When I see the hot spittle flying from their mouths and the veins bulging and pulsing above their eyes, well, that's when I feel truly alive."

So begins If Democrats Had Any Brains, They'd Be Republicans, Ann Coulter's funniest, most devastating, and, yes, most outrageous audiobook to date. Coulter has become the brightest star in the conservative firmament, thanks to her razor-sharp reasoning and biting wit. Of course, practically any time she opens her mouth, liberal elites denounce Ann, insisting that "She's gone too far!" and hopefully predicting that this time it will bring a crashing end to her career.

Now you can listen to all the quotes that have so outraged her enemies and so delighted her legions of fans. More than just the definitive collection of Coulterisms, If Democrats Had Any Brains, They'd Be Republicans includes dozens of brand-new commentaries written by Coulter as well as hundreds of never-before-published quotations.

This is Ann at her best, covering every topic from A to Z. If Democrats Had Any Brains, They'd Be Republicans is a must-have for anyone who loves (or loves to hate) Ann Coulter.

©2007 Ann Coulter; (P)2007 Random House, Inc. Random House Audio, a division of Random House, Inc.

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    Blaine redmond, OR, USA 02-15-08
    Blaine redmond, OR, USA 02-15-08
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    she is always right... thats hard to find in a woman

    2 of 5 people found this review helpful
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    Andy Westport, CT, United States 10-19-07
    Andy Westport, CT, United States 10-19-07 Member Since 2002
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    "sadly, no new vitriol"

    This book, by Coulter's own admission, is just a rehash of everything we have already heard her say or write. No new vitriol for us to feast upon.

    5 of 12 people found this review helpful
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    John LOUISVILLE, KY, USA 11-05-08
    John LOUISVILLE, KY, USA 11-05-08
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    "come on Ann..."

    Ann Coulter in this book is funny and quick-witted. She is always fresh and witty in interview. Unfortunately life is not as simple as the Ann Coulter witticism would make it. We live in a diverse world that is not simply USA and us alone. I wish our world was the Ann Coulter image....it is not. If you want balance-this is not it. If you want comedy that is sadly onesided...this is it. I live with an Ann Coulter...they are beautifully rigid in their correct beliefs... but the world is fluid.

    1 of 3 people found this review helpful
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    Elton Los angeles, CA, United States 10-30-07
    Elton Los angeles, CA, United States 10-30-07 Member Since 2004

    I teach Business, Economics, and English at a university in Tokyo. My interests are in politics, economics, and philosophy. I hold a BA in English Literature, and an MA in Political Science.

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    "Where's the good stuff..."

    I am typically a big Ann Coulter fan because I think she's stupid...kind of like a Right Wing Jon Stewart. She says some of the silly things most normal people think in the back of their heads but the brain filters out as nonsensical ravings of a lunatic mind. I didn't like this book because it's a bunch of out-takes. They aren't even full articles, just paragraphs. As usual, it's off the wall silly, but quite disjointed. If you have read her articles or other books there is absolutely nothing new here. I'd give it a pass due to lack of originality...

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    Carlo Hagemann the Netherlands 06-29-13
    Carlo Hagemann the Netherlands 06-29-13 Member Since 2007

    I love to listen to American books. Following the plot, keeping track of personal developments and intrigues while walking two miles to work

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    I like to hear political views that are not mine. However, Ann Coulter is not so much giving arguments for her position as she is being witty and selling herself. Her favorite line is: I rest my case.
    And, I'm afraid I don't like her voice.
    So, despite the sometime hilarious parts, not my cup of tea.

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    Phyllis Carbajosa de la Sagrada, Spain 04-12-12
    Phyllis Carbajosa de la Sagrada, Spain 04-12-12 Member Since 2007

    5 stars - books that I will listen to again and again. 4 stars - books that I might listen to again someday. 3 stars - books that I probably won't listen to again. 2 stars - books that I know I will never listen to again. 1 star - books that I should have never listened to in the first place.

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    "The Title Says It All!"
    If you could sum up If Democrats Had Any Brains, They'd Be Republicans in three words, what would they be?

    Democrats are hypocrites.


    What does Ann Coulter bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you just read the book?

    Well, you have to admit that her voice is pitch perfect for this kind of critical analysis of her political opponents and their ridiculous point of views and indefensible acts of hypocrisy. You also get to hear the sincerity in her voice which convinces you (well she convinced me) that she truly believes in her convictions. I like people who believe in and are ready to defend their convictions, especially when they are ethically correct convictions.


    Was there a moment in the book that particularly moved you?

    Ann Coulter is spot on when it comes to her opinions on Abortion and she shows just how hypocritical the left are on this extremely controversial topic. And she is so completely right about the left-wing media dragging "The Jersey Girls" out to make political hay out of their husband's deaths. Oh! And you gotta love the way she decribes herself. Gosh, I almost forgot, her list of where the Left have been wrong over the past decade or so - absolutely perfect. Okay, the whole book moved me - I can't think of a single flaw.


    Any additional comments?

    I love Ann Coulter, she is incredibly funny, displaying plenty of irreverant wit and lots of intellectual sarcasm. That being said, this book is not for Democrats, Socialists, Communists or Main Stream Media elites - it would just be too much for them to handle i.e., they can't handle the truth!

    0 of 1 people found this review helpful
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    R. MARTINEZ LA PUENTE, CA 10-18-07
    R. MARTINEZ LA PUENTE, CA 10-18-07 Member Since 2007

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    "FABULOUS ANN STRIKES AGAIN!!!"

    SHE'S DONE IT AGAIN!!!!! GREAT AS USUAL. LOOKING FORWARD TO HER NEXT BOOK!!!!!!!! GO GET EM' ANN!!!!!!

    2 of 8 people found this review helpful
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