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Idiot America Audiobook
Idiot America
Written by: 
Charles P. Pierce
Narrated by: 
Bronson Pinchot
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Idiot America Audiobook

Idiot America: How Stupidity Became a Virtue in the Land of the Free

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Publisher's Summary

The culture wars are over and the idiots have won. This is a veteran journalist’s caustically funny, righteously angry lament about the glorification of ignorance in the United States.

The three Great Premises of Idiot America: · Any theory is valid if it sells books, soaks up ratings, or otherwise moves units; anything can be true if someone says it loudly enough; "fact" is that which enough people believe. And "truth" is determined by how fervently they believe it.

Charles Pierce has led a career-long quest to separate the smart from the pap, and now it’s time to try and salvage the Land of the Enlightened, buried somewhere in this new Home of the Uninformed. With his razor-sharp wit and erudite reasoning, Pierce delivers a gut-wrenching, side-splitting lament about the glorification of ignorance in the United States and how a country founded on intellectual curiosity has deteriorated into a nation of simpletons more apt to vote for an American Idol contestant than a presidential candidate.

With Idiot America, Pierce’s thunderous denunciation is also a secret call to action, as he hopes that, somehow, being intelligent will stop being a stigma and that pinheads will once again be pitied, not celebrated.

©2009 Charles P. Pierce (P)2011 Blackstone Audio, Inc.

What the Critics Say

“A raucous rant against the armies of the right…. Pierce is at his scathing, insightful best.” (Boston Globe)

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    video meliora proboque 06-21-16
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    "beyond knowledge and mental competence"

    Americans *are* exceptional. We're exceptionally jingoistic, bellicose, misogynistic, self-infatuated, ignorant, illiterate, sexually enamoured of instruments of death, and so phenomenally hubristic that we presume to consider ourselves "exceptional," whereas we enjoy a Gini Index of Wealth Inequality squarely athwart that of Rwanda! (factoid taken from that left-wing, conspiratorial document, The CIA Handbook) To be fair, it's not really our fault. The malevolent plutocracy has been engaged in a forty-year campaign so to undercut American education, that we've churned out a hopelessly stultified populace eager to wave flags, root for unnecessary wars, and cheer on their own economic evisceration as we obliterate the middle class and they all move to jobs flipping burgers. Exceptional!

    Pierce assembles a painfully graphic pastiche of the resultant cretinism rampant in the land, and of course, none of the dinosaur-saddling troglodytes will comprehend a word, nor will the vicious kakistocrats who've overseen the national lobotomy care a single whit. But it's worth reading (for the residue of us who still retain that faculty)... partly for its mordant humor, and partly for its historical significance as a requiem for American sentience.

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    Jim Savannah, GA, United States 06-21-16
    Jim Savannah, GA, United States 06-21-16 Member Since 2010
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    "A Stupid Good account of American History"

    Dinosaur Dressage? Atlantis? American Democracy? The stupid things we sell each other and ourselves. Oi.

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    Tom Waverly hall, Gabon 05-11-16
    Tom Waverly hall, Gabon 05-11-16 Member Since 2012
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    "Written in 2009 but even more true in the age of Trump"

    Pierce saw the downward spiral coming after Obama's election, with the rise of the Tea Party, Glen Beck and the Creation Museum. His three components of Idiot America are present everywhere today. This is a must read for any educated voter now.

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    William 04-08-16
    William 04-08-16
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    "Audiobook is the best"

    The story was great. Fantastic history lesson, however you need to listen to the audiobook. The narration is a fantastic theatrical experience and the emphasis on specific words or phrases really helps you delve into the mind of Idiot America.

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    secretguard 08-24-15
    secretguard 08-24-15 Member Since 2015
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    "A must listen."

    A passionate defense of the enlightenment values of our founding fathers. Pierce hammers the damage the elevation of cranks has done to our ability to make informed decisions. However unlike other books on the subject Pierce's work engages this topic with a mixture of humor and seriousness that is very enthralling. The narration is very well done. I highly recommend this book.

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    David PASADENA, CA, United States 05-27-14
    David PASADENA, CA, United States 05-27-14 Member Since 2010

    Started audiobooks years ago. Now instead of pop music on my ride to work or walk around the neighborhood I get enriched and smarter.

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    What did you like best about Idiot America? What did you like least?

    We actually get a historical look at the dumbing down of America. How certain trends started and grew way out of control.


    If you’ve listened to books by Charles P. Pierce before, how does this one compare?

    Have not read any others.


    Have you listened to any of Bronson Pinchot’s other performances before? How does this one compare?

    I have not heard any of his other performances, but this wwas nice. Just the right amount of sarcasm and condescension.


    If this book were a movie would you go see it?

    This is the prequel to Idiocracy.


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    Trenton Texas, Alaska United States 06-25-14
    Trenton Texas, Alaska United States 06-25-14 Member Since 2015
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    "Didn't care for it"

    3 stars is generous and I'm only giving it three stars because I listened about 25% and decided that I had listened to enough.

    I prefer objective factual information, this book did not have enough of it to support it's points. I just felt like he took a bunch of cheap shots at conservatives the whole way through, inflating outlier events/people that he mentions as if they were an accurate representation of the entire conservative community.

    I just felt like there was too much subjectivity in his criticisms, too much appeal to the emotion rather than to logic. So, I wouldn't recommend this book, had I listened to >25%, I am relatively sure that I would feel justified in going down to one star.

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    Tyler St. Louis Park, MN, United States 09-29-11
    Tyler St. Louis Park, MN, United States 09-29-11 Member Since 2008
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    "Sooo, WHY are we talking about this now?"

    This is what was going through my head the entire audiobook. Although I agree with his premise and most of the points he makes, the flow of the book is a complete and utter mess. One minute he's talking about Glenn Beck, then about James Madison, and I really have no idea why. Once he gets on a topic (Terri Schiavo for example) the flow of the details and the descriptions are really great. It's just that he jumps from topic to topic without really any rhyme or reason.

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    Tom RED OAK, TX, United States 04-23-11
    Tom RED OAK, TX, United States 04-23-11 Member Since 2009
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    "I wanted to like this..."

    I don't disagree with the author's basic premise,.. unfortunately, this turns into a far-left 'hit piece' pretty quickly.

    If you are on the far left,.. this book is for you.

    18 of 48 people found this review helpful
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    Tom Mississauga, Ontario, Canada 04-07-14
    Tom Mississauga, Ontario, Canada 04-07-14 Member Since 2016
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    "Clever phraseology, boring narrative"
    Would you recommend this book to a friend? Why or why not?

    I would not. The title promises more than is delivered. The author's attempts at crafting a lens by which "Idiot America" has evolved and responds is clouded by irrelevant rants devoid of any argument deconstruction, and a chronology that wantonly skips back and forth over the last 200 years like your mother's big band records.


    Would you ever listen to anything by Charles P. Pierce again?

    No


    Which scene was your favorite?

    Did not have one.


    If this book were a movie would you go see it?

    It's non-fiction - this is a stupid question. Maybe Idiot America is alive and well.


    2 of 6 people found this review helpful

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