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Witch Slapped Audiobook

Witch Slapped: Witchless in Seattle, Book 1

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Publisher's Summary

Hello. My name is Stevie Cartwright, and I've been witchless for 30 days. If only there was a support group for down-on-their-luck ex-witches who've had their powers slapped right out of them (literally). Just as I was licking my wounds after returning to my hometown of Ebenezer Falls, Washington, and navigating my suddenly nonmagical existence with the help of my familiar, Belfry, things got sticky. Enter an ex-spy and newly departed spirit named Winterbottom, who's infiltrated my life with his sexy British accent and a couple of requests....

Thanks to Belfry's successful attempt to use me as a human antenna to the afterlife, I can somehow hear Win. I should be ecstatic; helping departed souls used to be my witch specialty. It's like I got the teensiest piece of my old life back. Except Win's dropped me right at a dead woman's feet....

©2016 Dakota Cassidy (P)2016 Tantor

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    Silk Prince George, BC Canada 07-01-16
    Silk Prince George, BC Canada 07-01-16 Member Since 2006
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    "Book is great but..."

    Editing blows. Loooong pauses between sentences in the first few chapters. Very distracting and irritating. Story fun thus far.

    4 of 5 people found this review helpful
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    Kelly Corvallis, OR, United States 08-21-16
    Kelly Corvallis, OR, United States 08-21-16 Member Since 2010

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    NUMBER OF HEARTS: 3 1/2
    A fun start to a new series for Ms. Cassidy. I really enjoyed listening to this story. Ms. Cassidy writes a fun, sarcastic and mystery filled story. I loved Stevie. Not only does she have to find her place in the this new world she has been through into, but she does it so well. Okay maybe there is a little kicking, screaming, crying and murder allegations. But you know just another day in the life, right? But Stevie is a fighter and she will not let a little thing like murder keep her down.
    Belfry. Oh my goodness I want a cotton ball bat familiar!!! He is just awesome.
    And Win.. Let’s talk about Stevie’s yummy sounding (he is british) ghostly spy!! I have really high hopes for Win. I can’t wait to see what and how Ms. Cassidy handles him in the future.
    Hollie Jackson does a good job narrating this story. There were a few small things that bugged me in the audio version. There were a few really strangely long pauses. I am not sure if this was an editing issue or not. But at one point the pause was so long I looked at my phone to make sure the book was still playing. There was one time that the same line was repeated, again I am not sure if this was an editing issue or how Ms. Cassidy wrote the story.
    All in all this was a great start to a great series and I can’t wait to see what to Stevie, Win and Belfry.

    Disclaimer:
    I received a complimentary copy of this book from Tantor Audio in exchange for an honest review. This review is my own opinion and not a paid review.

    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
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    janet 08-05-16
    janet 08-05-16
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    "Enjoyed this cozy tremendously! "

    I love this authors humor and writing style, but her other books just have so much sex and sex talk that it I feel it) takes away from her stories But, this series is just right!!! Great characters, fun world building, great paranormal additions, romance but with the details left to the readers imagination and so funny!

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    Delcie George 09-21-16 Member Since 2015
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    "wonderful story"

    I enjoyed this book. it was very entertaining and I have already purchased the next book in the series.

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    Kindle Customer Chattanooga 09-20-16
    Kindle Customer Chattanooga 09-20-16 Member Since 2016
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    "slow but did pick up"

    This was a pretty good story, a little slow at first but it got interesting. My only real negative is I positively hate the voice used for Bel the bat. I will probably read the next book because that voice annoys me so much.

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    Jodie Laurel, IN, United States 09-02-16
    Jodie Laurel, IN, United States 09-02-16 Member Since 2010
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    "A little disappointing"
    What did you like best about Witch Slapped? What did you like least?

    I love Dakota Cassidy. I'm not sure if I was just not in the mood or what but this book was not my favorite. It was a little boring and slow. The idea was good but I just didn't get much out of it. I will probably get the sequel from the library because I still LOVE Cassidy and will will always read her stuff.


    Would you recommend Witch Slapped to your friends? Why or why not?

    No - I like Dakota Cassidy and would recommend any of her other stories before this one.


    Did the narration match the pace of the story?

    Meh.


    If this book were a movie would you go see it?

    Would be a straight to video movie (do they still do that?)


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    Danielle Miller 08-08-16 Member Since 2014
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    "fun"

    definitely Dakota Cassidy Style comedy laugh out loud moments and crazy friendships enjoyed it very much

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    Megan Nelson 07-26-16
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    "Narrator paused too long between sentences. "

    The rest of the story was excellent! Great story line and characters. going to download the other immediately.

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    patricia 07-13-16
    patricia 07-13-16 Member Since 2016
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    "loved it "

    light and funny read. I enjoyed the characters and the trouble they get into. can't wait for the next one.

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    Shiela 07-12-16
    Shiela 07-12-16 Member Since 2014
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    loved it ... narrator was awesome !! love the story line .. the character were awesome!

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