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The Hitman's Guide to Housecleaning Audiobook

The Hitman's Guide to Housecleaning

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Publisher's Summary

With some 66 hits under his belt, Tomislav Bokšic, or Toxic, has a flawless record as hitman for the Croatian mafia in New York. That is, until he kills the wrong guy and is forced to flee the States, leaving behind the life he knows and loves. Suddenly, he finds himself on a plane hurtling toward Reykjavik disguised as American televangelist Father Friendly. With no means of escape from this island devoid of gun shops, this country with absolutely no tradition for contract killing, he is forced to come to terms with his bloody past and reevaluate his future, to tragicomic effect. Toxic paints Iceland as an icy netherworld where in spite of peaceful appearances danger lurks - in the guise of terrifying romantic overtures with tough-girl Gunholder, fear of being caught in his blasphemous deception, and the threat of punishment at the hands of Thordur... whose name seems to be pronounced “Torture.”

©2012 Hallgrimur Helgason (P)2012 Brilliance Audio, Inc.

What the Critics Say

"A sensational book. Hallgrimur Helgason's brain is like this amazing app that morphs the English language into gorgeously blunt new forms. It delivers surprise after surprise and makes you feel good about books again. I can't recommend it enough." (Douglas Coupland, author of Generation X)

"If you read this I predict [Helgason]’ll be in your mind to stay.” (DBC Pierre, Man Booker Prize-winning author of Vernon God Little)

“[Helgason is] uproarious, sharp, and outrageously funny.” (Kirkus Reviews)

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    An Old Hippie Chick 10-24-14 Member Since 2015

    Rabbits and other furry creatures are our FRIENDS! They are NOT food or fur! ~Namaste~

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    "Great narration, but couldn't stick with the story"

    If you can get past the murder-as-comedy mindset, then the first half of the book was pretty funny. About halfway through, however, it turns into an entirely different story, and I couldn't tell if it was trying to turn into an earnest redemption story, a religious tome, or what. Writing in first person always takes the risk of losing the reader, especially when so much of the content goes on only in the narrator's mind. I really tried to stick with it, but finally had to put it down, as I was becoming bored silly. The narration and accents were spot-on, of course, since the narrator is Luke Daniels and he can probably make the phone book interesting. He has a great ear for dialect and foreign accents as well. Maybe a solid C-

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    Rajesh Johanneburg, South Africa 08-24-14
    Rajesh Johanneburg, South Africa 08-24-14 Member Since 2016

    Legal Thrillers, crime, fiction. humor and a bit of management sprinkled with some self improvement. All through Audible.

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    "Laugh and Smile through the book!"

    Unless you get annoyed with the Croatian accent this book is a laugh riot. It is without a serious plot, it just the narrative and style which is funny. A hit man escapes and takes an identity of priest in Iceland. But the events, goof ups, the characters and the wise cracks made the book worth listening to. I was laughing aloud at some instance. I do not think this book would have been as funny if it was read without the accent. It is a short book. Worth for a relaxed trip!

    Check out the sample before you download, there is a thick eastern European accent at may not be something you can decipher.

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    Kevin 04-15-14
    Kevin 04-15-14 Member Since 2010

    Husband, Dad, Principal, Adjunct prof, RC Deacon, radio co-host, story teller, NYer, walker, & occasional sipper of fine whisk(e)y,

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    "funny journey"

    Out of nowhere a Cruasian professional killer becomes an american evangelist in iceland, and thats just the beginning Luke Daniels is wonderful Well worth a credit!

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    M. 04-29-13
    M. 04-29-13 Member Since 2012
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    "Not worth the credit I paid for it"

    Unfortunately for me I kept expecting the same gripping suspense and detail as the Stieg Larsson novels...guess not all Nordic writers are that good.

    I listened to the whole book expecting something to happen and really get me interested, to no avail.

    The performance was the only part of this edition that was funny at times, ergo the 3 stars on that account. Wish the content had been...

    Don't bother with this one.

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    Timbolicus Prime Philadelphia, Pa 04-09-13
    Timbolicus Prime Philadelphia, Pa 04-09-13 Member Since 2012

    Avid audiobook listener and reader. I work in the tech industry, but like to go outside my comfort zone with fiction and non-fiction.

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    "Entertaining and Fun"
    Where does The Hitman's Guide to Housecleaning rank among all the audiobooks you’ve listened to so far?

    Good pace, character building and the story is entertaining


    What other book might you compare The Hitman's Guide to Housecleaning to and why?

    I cannot think of any other book to compare this to, as it is the first of this genre that I have listened to.


    Have you listened to any of Luke Daniels’s other performances before? How does this one compare?

    Luke Daniels is an excellent narrator. His Slavic and Icelandic accents are quite good and made the story more entertaining.


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    William R. SAN FRANCISCO, CA, United States 06-11-12
    William R. SAN FRANCISCO, CA, United States 06-11-12 Member Since 2016

    Author, rabid Audible listener.

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    "A Unique and Engaging Hitman Comedy"

    Tomislav Bok??i??, also known as "Toxic" is a hitman with a heart. He works for the mafia in New York and killed the wrong man so needs to do the LPP (Lowest Profile Possible) for awhile. Toxic goes overseas acting as a different person.

    It is here where the story really begins. Half the story is Toxic's new life abroad and the other half is his telling stories about how Tomislav Bok??i?? became Toxic. The stories are funny and heartfelt but as you get through the book you will find the amusing anecdotes to start pulling at your heart strings.

    This book is both funny and difficult to get through at the same time. I found myself caring more and more for this sorry guy just as some characters in the book did.

    The whole "Hitman's Guide to Housecleaning" marketing bit is off a single line in the book that really has nothing to do with the overall story line but it is one of the funnier moments in the book.

    Enjoy this engaging and unique book but be prepared to focus your listening since Luke Daniels puts on a heavy accent for the character.

    -Bill

    1 of 2 people found this review helpful
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    Regina Seattle 03-10-12
    Regina Seattle 03-10-12 Member Since 2016
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    "Sluggish"

    Funny in spots, with a great narrator stuck with a slack plot. If the story were about a middle-aged man plagued with bunions, the timing and plot structure would make more sense. As it is, the travails of a serial killer, it's just goofy, and not in a good way.

    3 of 7 people found this review helpful

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