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Swag | [Elmore Leonard]

Swag

The smallest of small-time criminals, Ernest Stickley Jr. figures his luck's about to change when Detroit used-car salesman Frank Ryan catches him trying to boost a ride from Ryan's lot. Frank's got some surefire schemes for getting rich quick - all of them involving guns - and all Stickley has to do is follow "Ryan's Rules" to share the wealth. But sometimes rules need to be bent, maybe even broken, if one is to succeed in the world of crime, especially if the "brains" of the operation knows less than nothing.
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Publisher's Summary

The smallest of small-time criminals, Ernest Stickley Jr. figures his luck's about to change when Detroit used-car salesman Frank Ryan catches him trying to boost a ride from Ryan's lot. Frank's got some surefire schemes for getting rich quick - all of them involving guns - and all Stickley has to do is follow "Ryan's Rules" to share the wealth. But sometimes rules need to be bent, maybe even broken, if one is to succeed in the world of crime, especially if the "brains" of the operation knows less than nothing.

©2009 Elmore Leonard (P)2010 HarperCollins Publishers

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    D. Sevener Springfield, IL United States 08-29-12
    D. Sevener Springfield, IL United States 08-29-12 Member Since 2010
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    "Fun tale, well told, great narration"
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    I love Elmore Leonard, and his books are almost more fun to listen to than to read, especially when the narration is as superb as Frank Muller's. These are not sophisticated, serpentine whodunits. They are really more character driven than plot oriented. But Leonard has such an engaging and economical way of characterization that you feel these people really exist -- a feeling enhanced by a narrator who makes each character come alive.

    3 of 3 people found this review helpful
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    Richard Delman San Francisco 05-29-12
    Richard Delman San Francisco 05-29-12 Member Since 2006

    65 y/o father of two sons. Married 25 yrs. Audible member for 8 yrs. I can hardly read books with my eyes any more. I love reviewing.

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    "Not the top Leonard, but Muller still rocks."

    Swag is the story of Ernest Stickley, Stick, and Frank Ryan. Yes, that's right, Frank and Ernest. These two guys rob 32 stores in three months, and think it's easy. Then they get together with a hustler named Sportree and his sidekick Leon Woody, and the four of them plus a guy named Bobby Ruiz, and they plan a robbery of J.L. Hudson, one of the largest department stores in Detroit. The robbery goes badly wrong, with a witness and Bobby Ruiz dying. The noose begins to tighten on Frank and Ernest. Both of them have been romancing several "career girls" in the apartment complex they live in. They party hearty. Stolen money and booze fuels a lifestyle which they love, but Stick wants out, knowing that the ride has to stop sometime. Leonard is not at his absolute best here, but, again, the combination of the two of these guys, Leonard and Muller, is just plain fun. Along the way Stick has to kill four guys, which is clearly not what he has intended at all. Stick is a recurring character, with a book named after him, and we know that he is not a killer, actually just a lost man who gets pulled in very easily. Once again the pace quickens as only Leonard and Muller can rev it up. I won't spoil the end. If you listen to the book, you'll love it. Leonard always leaves you wanting more.

    4 of 7 people found this review helpful
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    Pamela 08-26-14
    Pamela 08-26-14 Member Since 2011
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    "Second rate crooks are not Elmore's best"

    The two primary characters are small time robbers (grocery stores, liquor stores, bars) who ride out their luck until they fall in with some serious guys. They were not particularly appealing personalities to me. I appreciate that they did not intend to hurt anyone, but they are so careless and thoughtless that the inevitable happens.

    The women are not as one-dimensional as some reviewers believe - there are a few women who really move the story forward. The "career girls" by the pool were a 1970s reality - looking for a bit of fun until they had to settle down. Teachers, clerks, models and other career girls were the ones who could afford to live independently in a singles apartment complex. They were as superficial in their relationships as the guy next door, even if that guy was a petty criminal.

    These two guys, however, are not suave and slickly charming; they are insecure, whiny and weak. No one in the book was interesting enough for me to care what happened to them. Many much better Elmore Leonard novels out there (Get Shorty and Pronto come to mind)

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
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    K. Burch 07-23-14
    K. Burch 07-23-14

    Speculative fiction is my genre. Narrative voice (the voice the author wrote the tale in) is very important to me. I love good dialogue.

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    "Great Read"
    What made the experience of listening to Swag the most enjoyable?

    Dialogue. Leonard's characters sound about as real as it gets.


    Who was your favorite character and why?

    The primary protagonist.


    What about Frank Muller’s performance did you like?

    Muller's laid-back suspicious tone is a perfect marriage to Leonard's crime characters.


    Any additional comments?

    Muller and Leonard are such a good combination, that I started looking at other titles they have together.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
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    Mark Reno, NV, United States 01-03-14
    Mark Reno, NV, United States 01-03-14 Member Since 2006
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    "Dated attitudes, good plot"
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    Two lowlifes realize they can make a comfortable living doing low-level armed robberies of grocery and liquor stores. They get an apartment in a swingers apartment complex and throw parties with lots of booze, sex and Mantovani records. Then they get bored and try for one big score that will set them for a year. The book was written in 1976, and the white male main characters are products of their time: sexist and racist. Leonard himself seems respectful of the black characters, even if the white characters have to remind themselves not to use the N-word in their company. But he treats the female characters as less significant in every way. That said, the plot is good and dialogue excellent. Bechdel test: fail.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
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    Julie 10-27-13
    Julie 10-27-13 Member Since 2009
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    "Characters you hope die"
    Would you try another book from Elmore Leonard and/or Frank Muller?

    No


    Has Swag turned you off from other books in this genre?

    Yes


    What aspect of Frank Muller’s performance would you have changed?

    He should learn how people fom Detroit pronounce the street names. And he just sounds so sarcastic all the time. The characters are lousers enough, then his interpretations makes them worse.


    You didn’t love this book... but did it have any redeeming qualities?

    No


    Any additional comments?

    I tried and tried with this book. I kept thinking it would get better. But the characters and their attitudes and activities are repulsive in a way. Boring, for certain. Couldn't finish it. A waste of money and time. I listened to one Leonard book and enjoyed it. Then a second which was just ok. But this one, yuk. I'm from Detroit, so the narrator's mispronunciations of the streets and areas was annoying. Would it be so hard to get it authentic?

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
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    Joseph Kingston, PA, United States 03-27-13
    Joseph Kingston, PA, United States 03-27-13 Member Since 2011
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    "It's Dutch, but it's Dated"
    Which character – as performed by Frank Muller – was your favorite?

    Muller is simply superb. He always sounds like himself, but he has a great range of inflections so you recognize different characters. Plus, he always sounds good.


    Any additional comments?

    This is Elmore Leonard, so you know it's well done. Still, hardboiled as it often is, the setting is very much dated, and that starts to distract from the whole. It's worth remembering, too, that this is still fairly early Leonard, before the lighter-hearted work of Get Shorty. It's certainly worth reading this one, but temper your expectations. It's about a couple of pros setting out to commit crimes as pros, and that feels more or less like the challenge Leonard set out for himself as he wrote it: understated professional writing.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
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    Ansel G. Whatley Columbus, GA 01-20-13
    Ansel G. Whatley Columbus, GA 01-20-13 Member Since 2012

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    "Elmore Leonard Fans Won't Be Disappointed"
    Would you listen to Swag again? Why?

    Yes! I thought Frank Muller did a great job switching between the main characters of Stick and Frank.


    What other book might you compare Swag to and why?

    It reminds me of Tishamingo Blues because the main characters are criminals. Some of Leonard's books focus on good guys and some focus on bad guys, but they all have tough chicks.


    Which character – as performed by Frank Muller – was your favorite?

    Stick


    If you were to make a film of this book, what would be the tag line be?

    Wheel man + con man = hold up men!


    Any additional comments?

    I had never heard or seen this Leonard title before I found it on Audible.com, and I didn't expect to be too impressed. It was certainly a nice surprise.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
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    Patrick King Exeter, NH 12-25-12
    Patrick King Exeter, NH 12-25-12 Member Since 2009
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    "Rooting for the bad guys again"

    As with the best of Leonard's stories, Swag is very funny as well as suspenseful. Frank Ryan, a used car salesman catches Ernest "Stick" Stickley stealing a car off his lot. Naturally he calls the police and Stick is arrested but not before he ditches the car and is hold up in a bar. As Frank is the eye witness to the crime the entire case rests on his testimony. Frank Ryan thinks he may have a better use for Stick than letting him sit in a jail for grand theft auto.

    Frank Ryan has worked up ten rule for perfect robbery. He declines to recognize Stick at court and the two meet afterwards to discuss a possible working relationship. Initially the reader has the impression that Frank is the brains of the outfit. However as we come to know Stick it becomes clear that Stick has a better grasp of what they're doing and how not to get caught.

    There are moment when I laughed out loud at the antics of these two stooges. They rob a fortune, live like airline pilots, and as they become confident start throwing away the rules that brought them success.

    When it comes to plotting, dialogue and humor in context Elmore Leonard is in a class by himself. There are certain times when nothing will do but one of his books. Swag is a hoot.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
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    Stacia Sonoma, CA, United States 12-24-12
    Stacia Sonoma, CA, United States 12-24-12 Member Since 2008
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    "Couldn't get interested"
    What disappointed you about Swag?

    I love Elmore Leonard but I just wasn't captivated by this book. Not really sure if it was the story or the narrator but I never finished it. Maybe I'll go back to it someday and try again.


    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
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