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Human Remains | [Elizabeth Haynes]

Human Remains

Highly intelligent but socially inept, Colin spends his free time collecting academic qualifications and searching for ways to meet women, until he stumbles upon a new technique that proves both potent and deadly. Police analyst Annabel is shocked when she discovers a decomposing body in the house next door and realises that no one, including herself, noticed her neighbour's absence. At work she finds data showing that such cases are frighteningly common in her own town and sets out to investigate, convinced she is on trail of a killer.
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Publisher's Summary

Highly intelligent but socially inept, Colin spends his free time collecting academic qualifications and searching for ways to meet women, until he stumbles upon a new technique that proves both potent and deadly. Police analyst Annabel is shocked when she discovers a decomposing body in the house next door and realises that no one, including herself, noticed her neighbour's absence. At work she finds data showing that such cases are frighteningly common in her own town and sets out to investigate, convinced she is on trail of a killer.

About the Author

Elizabeth Haynes is a police intelligence analyst. She started writing fiction in 2006 thanks to the annual challenge of National Novel Writing Month (Nanowrimo) and the encouragement of the creative writing courses at West Dean College. She lives in a village near Maidstone, Kent, with her husband and son. Her first novel, Into the Darkest Corner, was the winner of Amazon's Rising Stars and has been translated into 30 languages. Her second novel, Revenge of the Tide, was published in March 2012.

©2013 Elizabeth Haynes (P)2013 Audible Ltd

What the Critics Say

"It's hard to put the uniqueness of Elizabeth Haynes' writing into words. Her stories grip you by the throat and force you to acknowledge that this is what real crime and real horror look and feel like, as well as real love, hope, fear. Suddenly, much of the other crime fiction you've read seems, in comparison, rather like stories made up by writers. Haynes is the most exciting thing to happen to crime fiction in a long time." (Sophie Hannah)

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  • Mrs
    Barlaston, United Kingdom
    11/20/13
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    "Makes you think about your neighbours"

    It took me a third of the way into the book to put everything where it should be. It flips between characters so you will need to concentrate at first but once sorted it carry's you along desperate to make sure it is not too late

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
  • Linda
    United Kingdom
    11/2/13
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    "Disgusting!"

    I genuinely hated this story! I know that there are some very sick people out there and that the writer has, through her own experiences, come into contact with some of them but whether this should be written about and in so doing spread the sickness, is another matter entirely.
    The sample gives you no warning of what is to come and as such I think that the book is being inappropriately sold.
    The story is not particularly exciting and has a sort of monotony which the writer tries to overcome by using disgust as the main way of getting your attention. We have all at some time slowed down to stare at the after effects of a road traffic accident and it is that human weakness that the writer is trying to exploit.
    I think the reader did a very good job given what she had to work with but I got the impression that even she would have preferred to be reading something else.
    I would not recommend this book to anyone but I guess that by saying all this, some people will feel compelled to listen to it, just to find out what exactly I am talking about!

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
  • Corazie
    UK
    11/1/13
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    "Condescending Narration"

    DNF at 30%, which is a little over four hours in. I could not do the other 9, no way.

    AUDIOBOOK.

    This audiobook was awful. Truly awful.

    Before I bought it, I listened to the sample. The sample was great; a British narrator with a pleasant voice who I felt really brought the character to life. I enjoyed the humour in the writing even in the five minute sample. And Human Remains was quite pleasant to listen to. For the first chapter. Only. Which is only thirteen minutes long.

    In the second chapter, Karen Cass narrates a new character, Colin. Now, you are supposed to hate Colin. He's not a character you're supposed to feel comfortable listening to. But Karen's voice for Colin actually made me feel sick. My jaw aches from grinding my teeth upon hearing THAT voice again and again every alternate chapter. The voice (and not even the character) is the most annoying, pretentious, condescending thing I've ever heard. You know that person everyone hates, who you just want to punch, with THAT voice? Yeah. That's the voice for Collin.

    And this just affected my whole enjoyment (or lack of) as it turns out Karen Cass's different voices aren't really different at all.

    I'm sure the story itself was actually OK. In fact, I think it was pretty good. There was an underlying and pretty scary message to what I read - what if no one realised you were dead? What if your neighbours didn't even realise you were gone or that something was wrong until the smell of your decomposing corpse hit their noses weeks or even months later?

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
  • Mrs
    Gloucester, United Kingdom
    8/6/13
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    "Different.....dark and compelling"

    This was my first encounter with Elizabeth Haynes and I know that it will not be my last. Most of the book was listened to on a sun-lounger in Italy but my idyllic surroundings faded completely as I was caught up into the dark world of the novel. I had no problem with the structure (criticised by others) once I had adjusted to the format, and found Annabelle to be a sympathetic character about whom I cared.

    I disagree with much of the criticism of the narrator's voice. I felt that Karen Cass generally produced a good contrast between the female and male voices, there was variety in her delivery and she certainly captured the intensity and the cold, unnerving quality of Colin in his lack of empathy and understanding. My criticism - such as it was - lay more in the repetitious nature of the narrative as Colin engaged with each of his victims. His words, his thoughts, his responses became rather 'samey' and at times I felt "Oh, not again!" A different approach with different victims would have helped to sustain reader interest. But overall, I found the book compelling and the workings of the mind of this disturbed man were entirely plausible. I particularly enjoyed his rationalizing of the situation once he had been arrested and found myself wondering whether it would actually be possible to convict him of murder. It provided an interesting and different perspective.

    Elizabeth Haynes (and Karen Cass) built the tension most effectively and I certainly wanted to keep listening. I look forward now to exploring Elizabeth's other novels. If they are as good as "Human Remains", I shall thoroughly enjoy them.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
  • Donna
    London, United Kingdom
    7/16/13
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    "Rather unrealistic but fairly engaging"
    Would you recommend this book to a friend? Why or why not?

    I think she's a good writer and the plot looked at interesting themes of isolation and loneliness but the ending was a little ridiculous and the audiobook performance was poor.


    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
  • Holly
    Leeds, United Kingdom
    7/6/13
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    "Not what I expected!"

    It was a very interesting book exploring some very difficult topics. Should we be more interested in our neighbours? Is it acceptable to 'help' someone to end their own life? Difficult topics, and a little dark in places.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
  • K. A. Newton
    North West England
    6/5/13
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    "Better listened to than read - that's what I think"

    I had already bought this book at a reduced price in e-book form for my Amazon Kindle when I spotted it on the Audible website.

    I tend to buy biographies and autobiographies and other nonfiction on Audible but with my monthly credit I have sometimes bought the more expensive fiction - especially when there is three books making up a trilogy by buying one book a month with my credits.

    This then is not as expensive as some fictional audio books I have bought.

    I don't want to spoil the plot of this book for other readers so not too much here about the story's plot.

    The narrator (female) takes the parts of both male and female characters.

    The main character is a female crime analyst working with percentages more than criminals or people. She notices a rise in the number bodies being found usually in domestic circumstances where there is no crime suspected. She informs her superiors but no one seems to realise what she is saying. The deceased are not all elderly people.

    One night she goes home and her cat decides it wants to go out. It does not come back right away and as she wants to go to bed she goes out to find it. She follows it into the garden next door and notices flies on the window. She knocks on the glass of the door and somehow the glass breaks. She goes in the house and discovers a body. The lady neighbour seems to have sat in her chair and died.

    Our narrator goes on to become in their turn, civilian colleagues, police colleagues, friends and acquaintances and others.

    These people of course converse with each other too which is where the audio aspect of the book aided my enjoyment of the mystery as it is not always the main character who is speaking.

    The person responsible is an acquaintance of an acquaintance who is befriending the lonely and the depressed.

    I am going to stop here as I don't want to reveal any more to spoil the story for others.

    This book is definitely not for young teens or those of a very squeamish nature and I have to say that I enjoyed it.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
  • Marjorie
    SOUTHWELL, United Kingdom
    6/5/13
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    "A really nasty story"

    This is a very unpleasant story about a very nasty man. I wish I hadn't listened to it.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
  • Jan
    BOGNOR REGIS, United Kingdom
    5/18/13
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    "Unpleasant"

    Maybe I didn't read the blurb correctly, but I found this book to be deeply unpleasant and badly narrated.
    Jan

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
  • Malcolm Todd
    UK
    5/17/13
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    "Thought it was awful"

    Felt no allegiance to the characters at all, poor ending which fits with the rest of the book. The story is basically about people who have given up the will to live which about sums up my feelings listening to this book.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
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