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Heads You Lose | [Lisa Lutz, David Hayward]

Heads You Lose

New York Times best-selling author Lisa Lutz conspires with - or should we say against? - coauthor David Hayward to write an original and hilarious tag-team crime novel. Meet Paul and Lacey Hansen: orphaned, pot-growing twentysomething siblings eking out a living in rural Northern California. When a headless corpse appears on their property, they can't exactly dial 911, so they move the body and wait for the police to find it. Instead, the corpse reappears, a few days riper... and an amateur sleuth is born. Make that two.
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Publisher's Summary

New York Times best-selling author Lisa Lutz conspires with - or should we say against? - coauthor David Hayward to write an original and hilarious tag-team crime novel.

Meet Paul and Lacey Hansen: orphaned, pot-growing twentysomething siblings eking out a living in rural Northern California. When a headless corpse appears on their property, they can't exactly dial 911, so they move the body and wait for the police to find it. Instead, the corpse reappears, a few days riper... and an amateur sleuth is born. Make that two.

When collaborators Lutz and Hayward (former romantic partners) start to disagree about how the story should unfold, the body count rises, victims and suspects alike develop surprising characteristics (meet Brandy Chester, the stripper with the Mensa IQ), and sibling rivalry reaches homicidal intensity. Think Adaptation crossed with Weeds. Will the authors solve the mystery without killing each other first?

©2011 Lisa Lutz, David Hayward (P)2011 Penguin

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    Dorothy 04-27-13
    Dorothy 04-27-13
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    "Nothing Funny About This Story"

    While the story was okay, I got very tired of hearing the bickering between the authors via their notes to each other. It was too much of a struggle to finish listening to the story, so I stopped well before the end. I bought it because of The Spellman series - perhaps the funniest books I've ever read. I am very sorry I bought this book. I'm going to go reread Lisa Lutz's Spellman books. They made me laugh out loud and will be funny no matter how many times I read them. I hope she writes many more of them.

    2 of 2 people found this review helpful
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    Kathy Bethesda, MD, United States 04-15-11
    Kathy Bethesda, MD, United States 04-15-11 Member Since 2004
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    "Too much sniping"

    The "mystery" part of this book ranges from the absurd to the merely predictable, but what's truly annoying is the sarcastic and mean-spirited tussling between the two authors. I'm not sure why this book saw the light of day, and I trust Lisa and Dave are now done with each other. I know I'm glad to be done with them.

    5 of 6 people found this review helpful
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    Kat Fort Wayne, IN, United States 05-18-11
    Kat Fort Wayne, IN, United States 05-18-11 Member Since 2006
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    "Laugh Out Loud Funny"

    I must repectfully disagree with the other reviewers. I found the concept and story outstanding! The back and forth between the two authors was fresh and funny. Their reactions to each others chapters were some of the funniest things in the book. The concept of two authors taking turns writing chapters is awesome. I love the way the story changes depending on which one wrote the chapter. I looked like an idiot while grocery shopping because I was laughing so hard! The narration was perfect. If you only like traditional mysteries then skip this, If you want something new new and different try it. I hope this is only the beginning!!

    4 of 5 people found this review helpful
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    Kathy FAIRFAX, VA, United States 03-07-14
    Kathy FAIRFAX, VA, United States 03-07-14 Member Since 2010
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    "The Bickersons write a murder mystery"

    Leaving in the unvarnished authors' notes to each other is certainly original, but I'm not sure that in the end it was such a good idea. It doesn't show either one in the best light, and perhaps is proof that reconnecting with exes is a bad idea. The story itself ended up being passable, despite the fact that you get to see Lutz and Hayward wrestling over everything throughout. But the Spellmans series is better.

    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
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    Vickey Lethbridge, Alberta, Canada 12-13-11
    Vickey Lethbridge, Alberta, Canada 12-13-11 Member Since 2006
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    Would you consider the audio edition of Heads You Lose to be better than the print version?

    Yes


    Would you be willing to try another book from Lisa Lutz and David Hayward ? Why or why not?

    Yes the interplay between the authors suggests there's a whole lot of story left to tell


    What does Abby Craden bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you just read the book?

    The inflections used make it obvious that the bickering back and forth is good natured


    Did you have an extreme reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?

    Laughed out loud while walking down the street. Got some weird looks too.


    Any additional comments?

    The story itself isn't anything spectacular but the comments and reactions that the authors have to what the other one is doing are priceless. Lisa is especially brutal. :)

    2 of 3 people found this review helpful
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    Gerry Perry, FL, United States 04-16-11
    Gerry Perry, FL, United States 04-16-11 Member Since 2005
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    "Heads You Lose"

    very disappointed. Lisa should resurrect the Spellman family and continue their adventures .. those were great fun and her plots very creative.
    Hope to see new adventures for the Spellmans.

    2 of 4 people found this review helpful
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