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Harmless Audiobook

Harmless

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Publisher's Summary

From the USA TODAY and Amazon best-selling author of Sara's Game,..this is Harmless, an unconventional love story, a murder mystery, and a laugh out loud, hilarious work of fiction.

There's someone for everyone...even Steve.

Steve Pendragon is an eccentric (and sometimes delusional) used car salesman in love with Kerry, the quiet, secretive girl next door - only she doesn't know it. When the would-be love of his life turns up dead, all signs point to Steve.

Once the detectives hit a dead end in their investigation and he becomes the prime suspect, Steve is left with only a reluctant police officer and a crooked private investigator to help him prove his innocence. Could a kindhearted homeless woman and a cryptic note in Kerry's diary provide the key to the mystery?

©2013 Ernie Lindsey (P)2013 Ernie Lindsey

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    MSEreads Marianna, FL 12-22-15
    MSEreads Marianna, FL 12-22-15 Member Since 2001

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    "Fun mystery in spite of the protagonist"

    Let me be clear - the protagonist, Steve, may not be an easy character to like but he is humorous and he grows on you. Steve, a used-car salesman, is often arrogant and majorly delusional. He tends to be whiny and a blamer, blaming his failings and problems on everyone else instead of accepting responsibility for his own bad behavior and habits. Steve rages about his estranged wife and missing his two children. He is also obsessed with the postal service, occasionally going off on a tangent about its wonders.

    One night Steve is awakened and looks out just in time to hear a gun shot and see his attractive new neighbor (and secret love interest) Kerry thrown from her bedroom window. Steve runs next door hoping to trap the killer but is knocked out instead. When he awakens he decides to investigate for clues and is surprised by some of the things he finds. However the most important discovery is Kerry’s diary which seems to contain a message for him.

    Steve is intent on seeking revenge for Kerry and enlists the help of the local patrolman, Officer Planck, rather than turning all of the information over to the detectives. Planck also suspects something wrong with one of the investigating detectives especially after Steve’s home is broken into and newly found clues point to him as the killer.

    Planck helps Steve go into hiding while a plan to prove his innocence is implemented. Steve decides the perfect place to hide out will be an abandoned post office, which he discovers is not completely abandoned.

    The story, told by Steve, moves along well with plenty of humor to make-up for his sometimes pathetic character. This is a fun mystery in spite of -and because of- the irritating protagonist. Along the way I began to feel empathy for Steve and I liked the surprises that came up at the end. I am glad this was offered for review as I might not have picked this out on my own yet I found it to be an unusual and engaging mystery.

    Audio Notes: DJ Holte does a great job conveying Steve’s irritating traits of whininess, arrogance, and ridiculousness. The delivery and pace work well with the strange presentation of the mystery by Steve.

    I received this title from the narrator for an honest review.

    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
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    Leigh 06-01-15
    Leigh 06-01-15 Member Since 2016

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    "Enjoyed this book!"

    I was given the opportunity to listen to this book for my review. The main character was quirky and I really enjoyed him. The storyline kept me interested and waiting to hear more. Thanks for letting me listen and great job!

    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
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    Amazon Customer Hendersonville, NC, United States 12-07-13
    Amazon Customer Hendersonville, NC, United States 12-07-13 Listener Since 2008

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    "I couldn't put it down!"
    Would you recommend this audiobook to a friend? If so, why?

    Yes! Author Ernie Lindsey has crafted a story that is funny and entertaining with a main character who is unique, an intriguing mystery and an unconventional love story.


    Did the plot keep you on the edge of your seat? How?

    Steve's methods of solving the murder and the clues he turned up kept me guessing.


    What does DJ Holte bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you just read the book?

    It was as if I had Steve following me around telling me his story and not minding when I laughed at him. That's an experience I would never get from the print version.


    If you were to make a film of this book, what would the tag line be?

    There's someone for everyone, even Steve.


    Any additional comments?

    Don't miss this one! I have to confess that I listened to it again right away.

    1 of 1 people found this review helpful

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