Mooses with Bazookas

And Other Stories Children Should Never Read

By: S. D. Smith

Narrated by: S. D. Smith, Rob Riggle, Joel Clarkson, Sarah Mackenzie, Gina Smith, Andy Harvey

Length: 2 hrs and 23 mins

Publisher's summary

Mooses with Bazookas: And Other Stories Children Should Never Read is a fun collection of stories. It’s exactly like The Count of Monte Cristo apart from the many differences. Our lawyers have instructed us to warn you that listening to it may directly cause you to come down with every single disease you are worried about contracting. On the plus side, our nation’s beloved and heroic critics have had their say.

“FANTASTIC is not a word that comes to mind.”
—Beth Hinkle, author of Elite Prose

“ASTOUNDING problems at the sentence level and beyond.”
—Dr. Roger Johns, Ph. D.

“S. D. SMITH IS in dire need of A GENIUS editor.”
—Art Simonson, Inner Ring Magazine

“This author had nothing MUCH BETTER to do THAN destroy the language of DICKENS, SHAKESPEARE, AUSTEN!”
—Yammy Tork, Good Lit Guild

S. D. Smith has been called “America’s aft-most wordsmith” and is the award-losing author of more than ten books and less than thirty-seven books. He is half-man, half-rabbit, and half-mathematician. He lives in West Virginia with his wife and four children, because it would be kinda weird to live with some other family and super weird not to live in West Virginia.

©2023 S. D. Smith (P)2023 Story Warren

Kids say "It's Hilarious!"

My kids loved Wally Warmbottom and his hilarious letters and play on words. Mooses in Bazookas was silly, funny, and overall entertaining. The only story we didn't care for was the one about the dog and the rocket, because the kids didn't get it, and wished that it was read differently.
Otherwise, the performance was just awesome!!

I like bazookas so i tried this book out and i got hooked.

Why should you not read it? Because it has guns and bazookas says Wally Warmbottom, but i disagree,all children should read this book (or books). But you should know something. IT IS SUPER SILLY. I love this book 5 stars. Plus 500 more

How funny this was to my kids and myself

Thank you so much for writing this. We I've been able to gather around this book and laugh. My 6 and 7 year old giggle at the quote "Of course you don't care because all you care about is essential oils" 😆
We will be enjoying this book for years to come

So much fun

Five stars! One for every kid who laughed the whole time.

I am going to put this in my memoirs.

Mooses With Bazookas Hilarious!

I enjoyed reading Mooses With Bazookas and enjoyed listening even more. The stories and letters are masterfully written and entertain with a delightful collection of verbal twists and turns. I love pun an wordplay and this book is filled with them both. Five Stars and well worth the time to listen and/or read. Check it out!

Hilarious and whimsical!!

I loved this book so so much! The stories are hilarious, narrators are talented, and the bonus interview at the end is the perfect finale. S.D Smith is a wonderful author, and this book is perfect for belly laughs, hot dog buns, and deserted islands! Share this book with all your friends, and make sure to read The Green Ember series as well!! :)