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Monster Fart Wars II
- Farts vs. Boogers, Book 2
- Narrated by: Will Tulin
- Length: 34 mins
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Publisher's summary
It was a glorious day. Farts had signed a peace treaty with the Burps. The celebration included fart bubbles and confartti flying from the gassiest hills on Fartville. Trumpets blasted out of butts. Farts shook hands with Burps. Everybody was happy until a new invader came flying from the sky. They were snotty, gooey, slimy Boogers that would stop at nothing until they controlled Gas Mountain. Whoever controls the fart gasses, controls it all.
Can Mayor Donald Fart and his Monster Farts defeat the evil wizard, Severe Cold, and his Booger minions, in the second epic Monster Fart Wars battle?
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Adam has just moved to the small town of Springville. His first day there, he meets Sally, who tells him the town’s real name is Spooksville because of all the spooky things that go on. Adam doesn’t believe her - until they go in search of the Secret Path, a magical path that leads to other Spooksvilles. Join Adam, Sally, and their friend Watch as they take the Secret Path and pass through a dark doorway. On the other side you’ll find a terrifying Spooksville where there are huge spiders, living skeletons, evil black knights, and a witch who just loves to make dolls...out of kids!
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great story
- By Amazon Customer on 06-11-20
By: Christopher Pike
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A Boy Called Christmas Movie Tie-In Edition
- By: Matt Haig
- Narrated by: Stephen Fry
- Length: 4 hrs and 25 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 536
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 458
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 455
Eleven-year-old Nikolas - nicknamed "Christmas" - has received only one toy in his life: a doll carved out of a turnip. But he's happy with his turnip doll, because it came from his parents, who love him. Then one day his father goes missing, and Nikolas must travel to the North Pole to save him. Along the way Nikolas befriends a surly reindeer, bests a troublesome troll, and discovers a hidden world of enchantment in the frozen village of Elfhelm.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Wonderful magical story!
- By Twin Cities gal on 01-01-18
By: Matt Haig
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Haroun and the Sea of Stories
- By: Salman Rushdie
- Narrated by: Neil Shah
- Length: 4 hrs and 46 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 573
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 511
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Discover Haroun and the Sea of Stories, Salman Rushdie's classic fantasy novel. Set in an exotic eastern landscape peopled by magicians and fantastic talking animals, Salman Rushdie's classic children's novel Haroun and the Sea of Stories inhabits the same imaginative space as The Lord of the Rings, The Alchemist, and The Wizard of Oz.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Great story and great story teller
- By marce on 05-22-18
By: Salman Rushdie
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More Than a Game
- Fayroll 1
- By: Andrey Vasilyev
- Narrated by: Adrian Niro
- Length: 10 hrs and 58 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 155
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 144
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Story4 out of 5 stars 145
Tasked with a new assignment, journalist Harriton is given explicit orders to write a series of articles on the Virtual Gaming World of Fayroll and its developers. Harriton grudgingly accepts the assignment but soon finds himself enthralled by the virtual fantasy world and its amazing quests, unpredictable challenges and nearly endless possibilities.
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3 out of 5 stars
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Story seemed good but the reader...
- By Kindle Customer on 03-21-18
By: Andrey Vasilyev
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InterWorld
- By: Neil Gaiman, Michael Reaves
- Narrated by: Christopher Evan Welch
- Length: 5 hrs and 37 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 1,340
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 960
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Story4 out of 5 stars 960
Joey Harker isn't a hero. In fact, he's the kind of guy who gets lost in his own house. But then one day, Joey gets really lost. He walks straight out of his world and into another dimension. Joey's walk between the worlds makes him prey to two terrible forces: armies of magic and science who will do anything to harness his power to travel between dimensions.
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3 out of 5 stars
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A good listen
- By Gurmukh on 10-31-07
By: Neil Gaiman, and others
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The Phantom Tollbooth
- By: Norton Juster
- Narrated by: Rainn Wilson, Norton Juster
- Length: 4 hrs and 41 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 2,684
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 2,245
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Story5 out of 5 stars 2,243
For Milo, everything’s a bore. When a tollbooth mysteriously appears in his room, he drives through only because he’s got nothing better to do. But on the other side, things seem different. Milo visits the Island of Conclusions (you get there by jumping), learns about time from a ticking watchdog named Tock, and even embarks on a quest to rescue Rhyme and Reason. Somewhere along the way, Milo realizes something astonishing. Life is far from dull. In fact, it’s exciting beyond his wildest dreams.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Worth the author intro alone!
- By Dukes Cooper on 03-20-19
By: Norton Juster
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Powerless
- By: Matthew Cody
- Narrated by: Gary Dikeos
- Length: 7 hrs and 3 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 80
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 56
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 54
Twelve-year-old Daniel, the new kid in town, soon learns the truth about his nice - but odd - new friends: one can fly, another can turn invisible, yet another controls electricity. Incredible. The superkids use their powers to secretly do good in the town, but they’re haunted by the fact that the moment they turn thirteen, their abilities will disappear - along with any memory that they ever had them. Is a memory-stealing supervillain sapping their powers?
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3 out of 5 stars
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Author is Oddly Sexist
- By Ashley Weaver on 08-08-21
By: Matthew Cody
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Flunked
- By: Jen Calonita
- Narrated by: Kristin Condon
- Length: 5 hrs and 17 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 237
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 207
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 208
Gilly wouldn't call herself wicked, exactly... but when you have five little brothers and sisters and live in a run-down boot, you have to get creative to make ends meet. Gilly's a pretty good thief (if she does say so herself). Until she gets caught.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Fun fairytale retelling
- By Kira on 10-30-15
By: Jen Calonita
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Pi in the Sky
- By: Wendy Mass
- Narrated by: Mark Turetsky
- Length: 7 hrs and 2 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 41
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 27
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Story4 out of 5 stars 27
Pi in the Sky stars Joss, the seventh son of the Supreme Overlord of the Universe, whose job is to deliver magical pies - ones that happen to hold the secrets of the cosmos. But when planet Earth suddenly disappears, Joss must figure out a way to bring it back - even if it means enlisting the help of an outspoken Earth girl named Annika.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Amazing book
- By Chris Badgett on 06-17-23
By: Wendy Mass
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Falcon Quinn and the Black Mirror
- By: Jennifer Finney Boylan
- Narrated by: Fred Berman
- Length: 11 hrs and 49 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 76
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 60
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Story4 out of 5 stars 57
Thirteen-year-old Falcon Quinn and his neighbors, Max and Megan, board bus number 13 for school on an ordinary day in Cold River, Maine. Only the bus doesn't take its ordinary route, and Falcon and his friends soon find themselves in an extraordinary place on Shadow Island, at the Academy for Monsters. With a student body stranger than the cast of any monster movie Falcon has ever seen, the academy is home to creatures and oddities of all kinds.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Brilliant Narration
- By framed on 03-29-12
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Flight of the Eagles
- Seven Sleepers, Book 1
- By: Gilbert Morris
- Narrated by: Tim Lundeen
- Length: 5 hrs and 2 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 29
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 27
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 27
Josh Adams, 14, awakes from a 50-year sleep. Ancient prophecy commands him and the other Sleepers to unite in battle against the evil priests and combat the doubt that threatens their faith.
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5 out of 5 stars
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An excellent story of adventure and heroism.
- By Rex S. Vance on 02-16-19
By: Gilbert Morris
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Thisby Thestoop and the Black Mountain
- By: Zac Gorman
- Narrated by: Moira Quirk
- Length: 7 hrs and 39 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 35
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 31
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 31
In the absurd land of Nth, Thisby Thestoop can be found within the forlorn walls of Castle Grimstone, down the precarious steps of the Black Mountain dungeon, up to her nose in griffon toenails, gnoll spittle, and troll meat (to give to them, not made of them). When the prince and princess arrive for a Royal Inspection, the much too good-looking Princess Iphigenia winds up lost in the tunnels of the dungeon - without her guards, her staff, or her younger twin brother - and it's up to Thisby to guide the princess safely.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Fantastic
- By Amazon Customer on 11-06-18
By: Zac Gorman
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Sky Raiders
- Five Kingdoms, Book 1
- By: Brandon Mull
- Narrated by: Keith Nobbs
- Length: 12 hrs and 38 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 2,104
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 1,844
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 1,851
Cole Randolph was just trying to have a fun time with his friends on Halloween (and maybe get to know Jenna Hunt a little better). But when a spooky haunted house turns out to be a portal to something much creepier, Cole finds himself on an adventure on a whole different level.
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5 out of 5 stars
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A little scary at first, but a great story!
- By Shileen on 09-19-14
By: Brandon Mull
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Winter's Rising
- Dystance, Book 1
- By: Mark Tufo
- Narrated by: Sean Runnette
- Length: 11 hrs and 25 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 803
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 759
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 753
From birth to death, The War is all the citizens of Dystance know. As children it is drilled into their heads that war is the purpose behind all existence. Winter doesn't agree. She's stumbled across remnants of life the way it was before The War began, and now she longs to be as free as her ancestors. With help from her best friend Cedar and the boy she is forbidden to love, Tallow. She believes she can do it. Winter can see a life beyond the Pickets, beyond the constant hunger and the threat of death, beyond the war machine.
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1 out of 5 stars
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Unbelievable, melodramatic romance.
- By Lynn A Blankenship on 03-28-19
By: Mark Tufo
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The Original Adventures of Hank the Cowdog
- By: John R. Erickson
- Narrated by: John R. Erickson
- Length: 2 hrs and 33 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 1,415
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 1,109
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 1,104
It's a tough job, but somebody's got to do it. Guts, glory, danger, and sacrifice are all in a day's work for Hank the Cowdog, Head of Ranch Security. While investigating a murder on the ranch, Hank finds himself the number-one suspect.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Hank: a timeless chuckle for families everywhere.
- By The Super-duper Amazing Silver Golem on 03-16-16
By: John R. Erickson
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- Diana Smith
- 05-09-17
Action Packed SO FUNNY
Would you consider the audio edition of Monster Fart Wars II to be better than the print version?
Boss baby Boss!
What other book might you compare Monster Fart Wars II to and why?
TISSUE BOAT GOING TO BOOGERS!
Which character – as performed by Will Tulin – was your favorite?
FART fighting scene is the best!
Was there a moment in the book that particularly moved you?
FUNNY AF! Butt Cave, Eye Booger---OMG!
Any additional comments?
Booger Wizard characters are on point--a must listen
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Overall5 out of 5 stars
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- Regina
- 04-15-23
5 stars
Interesting, unique, entertaining, funny, Story keep my attention. Can’t wait to hear next story. Great!
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Overall5 out of 5 stars
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- Kevin Brown
- 05-09-17
Pow--Boom---Pop--- funny!
Would you consider the audio edition of Monster Fart Wars II to be better than the print version?
My Kids loved it
What was one of the most memorable moments of Monster Fart Wars II?
BOOGERS V. Donald FART
What about Will Tulin’s performance did you like?
Part 2!! Where is it?
If you were to make a film of this book, what would the tag line be?
Couldn't stop laughing. Dude. Amazing. Must listen
Any additional comments?
Funny & great war story!
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Overall5 out of 5 stars
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- Bruce M
- 05-09-17
GROSSSS-est & funniest book ever--COOL DUDE
What made the experience of listening to Monster Fart Wars II the most enjoyable?
Farts Slaying Burps!! Haha
Who was your favorite character and why?
BIG BUTTS AND BOOGERS
Have you listened to any of Will Tulin’s other performances before? How does this one compare?
Fart Quake was so funny
Did you have an extreme reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?
Can't wait for part3
Any additional comments?
You can't put it down--that's how funny it is!
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Overall5 out of 5 stars
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- Robbie H
- 05-10-17
The Sneeze Mountain Fight scene was awesome
If you could sum up Monster Fart Wars II in three words, what would they be?
Action Packed Funny Adventure
What other book might you compare Monster Fart Wars II to and why?
Gas Mountain SCENE
Which character – as performed by Will Tulin – was your favorite?
Donald FART v. Dale Burp
Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?
SICK MAN SICK!!!
Any additional comments?
BEST HUMOR book
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Overall5 out of 5 stars
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- Joel Figueroa
- 05-09-17
FUNNY A.F!!
If you could sum up Monster Fart Wars II in three words, what would they be?
Love spooky? Get it!
Who was your favorite character and why?
SEVERE COLD SPELLS
Which character – as performed by Will Tulin – was your favorite?
Butt CAVE scene was great
If you were to make a film of this book, what would the tag line be?
Loved it! I ALMOST PEEEEED!!!
Any additional comments?
Gross!!! silly funny humor
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Overall5 out of 5 stars
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- Danny G
- 05-09-17
I loved SEVERE COLD!!
What made the experience of listening to Monster Fart Wars II the most enjoyable?
Funny Suspense all the way!
What was one of the most memorable moments of Monster Fart Wars II?
Monster BOOGERS coming down from SNEEZE MOUNTAIN
What about Will Tulin’s performance did you like?
Ending was awesome
Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?
Boogers were cool.
Any additional comments?
book was exciting--so funny!
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Overall5 out of 5 stars
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- Pauly G
- 05-15-17
Funny Ride. Loved the story!
What did you love best about Monster Fart Wars II?
Action Packed Funny Adventure---couldn't stop laughing!!!!
What did you like best about this story?
All the FARTS running for cover!
What about Will Tulin’s performance did you like?
Donald Fart at FartBucks!!
Was there a moment in the book that particularly moved you?
Donald FART V. SEVERE COLD----EPIC BATTLE!!
Any additional comments?
Book reminded me of Captain Underpants--loved it!
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Overall5 out of 5 stars
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- Javier T
- 05-12-17
Fartyyy Battle Ending!
Where does Monster Fart Wars II rank among all the audiobooks you’ve listened to so far?
Sweet FartVille
What was one of the most memorable moments of Monster Fart Wars II?
boogers coming alive
What does Will Tulin bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you just read the book?
Donald FART at the beginning was great
Was there a moment in the book that particularly moved you?
Just awesome. I WANT MORE!
Any additional comments?
Want a GOOD LAUGH?--Listen to this!!!
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Overall5 out of 5 stars
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Performance5 out of 5 stars
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- Vic P
- 05-11-17
Donald FART vs. Severe Cold--EPIC BATTLE
Would you listen to Monster Fart Wars II again? Why?
I loved the Monster Farts
Who was your favorite character and why?
THE NEW INVADORS AT THE END
Which character – as performed by Will Tulin – was your favorite?
The Hike up to Monster FARTs
Did you have an extreme reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?
Makes you want FART & PICK YOUR NOSE!!!
Any additional comments?
charcters are spectaculor. I love it.
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