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The Day My Butt Went Psycho!
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Brendan, Eleanor, and Cordelia Walker once had everything: Two loving parents, a beautiful house in San Francisco, and all the portable electronic devices they could want. But everything changed when Dr. Walker lost his job in the wake of a mysterious incident. Now in dire straits, the family must relocate to an old Victorian house that used to be the home of occult novelist Denver Kristoff - a house that feels simultaneously creepy and too good to be true.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Very much worth the ride.
- By Fred Jones on 04-17-15
By: Chris Columbus
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Invaders
- By: Vaughn Heppner
- Narrated by: Christian Rummel
- Length: 9 hrs and 58 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 935
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 859
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Story4 out of 5 stars 859
They came from the brightest star in the southern constellation of Carina. First they studied us. Now they're among us, threatening human existence as they search for the Starcore, the greatest device of the lost Polarions. Logan is captured in the Nevada desert but escapes in Greenland. There he finds an extraterrestrial stealth ship, giving him the means to take the battle to the enemy.
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3 out of 5 stars
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WISHING WASN'T GOING TO HELP ME NOW
- By Jim "The Impatient" on 09-07-17
By: Vaughn Heppner
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Seven Wonders Journals
- The Select and The Orphan
- By: Peter Lerangis
- Narrated by: Gavin Stenhouse, Ariana Delawari
- Length: 3 hrs and 23 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 30
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 23
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 23
The adventure continues in these two original novellas - The Select and The Orphan - based on the epic series Seven Wonders. The Select tells the story of 13-year-old Burt Wenders, the first documented carrier of the G7W gene, and his fated voyage to the island that would eventually become home to the Karai Institute. Burt's account reveals his heroic efforts to navigate serpent-filled waters, save his father, and find a cure for the illness that curses him.
By: Peter Lerangis
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Inferno
- By: Larry Niven, Jerry Pournelle
- Narrated by: Tom Weiner
- Length: 5 hrs and 43 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 623
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 440
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Story4 out of 5 stars 443
After being thrown out of the window of his luxury apartment, science-fiction writer Allen Carpentier wakes to find himself at the gates of Hell. Feeling he's landed in a great opportunity for a book, he attempts to follow Dante's road map. Determined to meet Satan himself, Carpentier treks through the nine circles of Hell, led by Benito Mussolini, and encounters countless mental and physical tortures.
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3 out of 5 stars
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Dante done in the 70's
- By R. Reed on 04-09-09
By: Larry Niven, and others
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Undertow
- By: Michael Buckley
- Narrated by: Jennifer Grace
- Length: 11 hrs and 57 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 100
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 90
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Story4 out of 5 stars 91
When Lyric Walker was 14 years old, her life was turned upside down when she witnessed a world-changing event - the arrival of the Triton, a five-nation race of warrior merpeople who walked out of the sea and camped on the beaches of modern-day Coney Island. Suddenly her neighborhood was home to a new minority group numbering in the tens of thousands. But the Triton's arrival also revealed a shocking family secret: Her own mother was a mermaid.
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5 out of 5 stars
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I loved “Undertow” by Michael Buckley.
- By love2dazzle on 11-13-17
By: Michael Buckley
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Vitalis Omnibus
- By: Jason Halstead
- Narrated by: James Killavey
- Length: 15 hrs and 7 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 70
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 65
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 65
Mysterious blackouts left Kira with precious few memories of events in her life, never mind those worth sharing. Somewhere in those blank spots she acquired skills - skills she was hard pressed to explain. But those skills got her a job as the new navigator for the Rented Mule, a transport ship that plied the Rim Systems at the very edge of human civilization.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Moral of the stoty is...
- By Rachel on 10-22-14
By: Jason Halstead
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The Legacy of Heorot
- By: Larry Niven, Jerry Pournelle, Steven Barnes
- Narrated by: Tom Weiner
- Length: 12 hrs and 41 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 633
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 573
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Story4 out of 5 stars 568
Best-selling science fiction superstars Larry Niven and Jerry Pournelle combine their talents with those of Steven Barnes in an extraordinary adventure of humankind’s first outpost in the farthest reaches of space. Light years from Earth, colonists land on a planet they name Avalon. It seems like a paradise—until native creatures savagely attack. It will take every bit of intelligence, courage, and military-style discipline to survive.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Great read!
- By Thomas on 12-05-12
By: Larry Niven, and others
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The Secret Path
- Spooksville, Book 1
- By: Christopher Pike
- Narrated by: Adam Verner
- Length: 2 hrs and 15 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 56
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 44
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 44
Adam has just moved to the small town of Springville. His first day there, he meets Sally, who tells him the town’s real name is Spooksville because of all the spooky things that go on. Adam doesn’t believe her - until they go in search of the Secret Path, a magical path that leads to other Spooksvilles. Join Adam, Sally, and their friend Watch as they take the Secret Path and pass through a dark doorway. On the other side you’ll find a terrifying Spooksville where there are huge spiders, living skeletons, evil black knights, and a witch who just loves to make dolls...out of kids!
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5 out of 5 stars
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great story
- By Amazon Customer on 06-11-20
By: Christopher Pike
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Above World
- Above World, Book 1
- By: Jenn Reese
- Narrated by: Kate Rudd
- Length: 7 hrs and 48 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 101
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 91
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 90
Thirteen-year-old Aluna has lived her entire life under the ocean, just like all of the Coral Kampii in the City of Shifting Tides. But after remaining hidden from the Above World for centuries, her colony is in trouble, its survival in doubt : the tech that allows the Kampii to breathe underwater is beginning to fail, and many Kampii have already died. Yet the colony’s elders, including Aluna’s father, are unwilling to venture to the dry and dangerous Above World to search for answers. So it’s up to Aluna and her friend Hoku to face the terrors of land to find a solution.
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2 out of 5 stars
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2 1/2 stars...4 stars if your a Tween...
- By LINCOLN on 11-21-17
By: Jenn Reese
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Frozen
- By: Melissa de la Cruz, Michael Johnston
- Narrated by: Phoebe Strole, Dan Bittner
- Length: 7 hrs and 51 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 86
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 73
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Story4 out of 5 stars 74
Welcome to New Vegas, a city once covered in bling, now blanketed in ice. Like much of the destroyed planet, the place knows only one temperature: freezing. But some things never change. The diamond in the ice desert is still a 24-hour hedonistic playground, and nothing keeps the crowds away from the casino floors, never mind the rumors about sinister sorcery in its shadows. At the heart of this city is Natasha Kestal, a young blackjack dealer looking for a way out. Like many, she's heard of a mythical land simply called "the Blue".
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3 out of 5 stars
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Decent story with the most WTF ending
- By Tuesday on 02-12-19
By: Melissa de la Cruz, and others
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Leven Thumps and the Gateway to Foo
- Book One
- By: Obert Skye
- Narrated by: E.B. Stevens
- Length: 9 hrs and 57 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 485
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 378
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 378
Fourteen-year-old Leven Thumps (a.k.a. "Lev") is no ordinary boy, but that's exactly what Sabine and his dark shadows want him to believe. They know the fate of the world and the dreams of all mankind can be saved by one boy with a powerful gift, one he has yet to understand or control. Enter Clover, a funny foot-high sidekick; Winter, a girl who can freeze things; and Geth, the rightful heir to the dream world of Foo. Three transplants with only one mission: to retrieve Leven and save Foo.
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2 out of 5 stars
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Terrible YA Fantasy
- By Arwen on 04-05-12
By: Obert Skye
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Frostbite
- A Werewolf Tale
- By: David Wellington
- Narrated by: Tai Sammons
- Length: 8 hrs and 39 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall3.5 out of 5 stars 95
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 61
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Story4 out of 5 stars 61
A young woman lost in the hostile wastes of the Canadian north finds herself at odds with a vicious wolf. When next the moon rises what will she discover? Frostbite is a story about werewolves... though perhaps not the werewolves you're expecting.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Very Unusual
- By decembergrit on 11-01-10
By: David Wellington
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Ill Wind
- Weather Warden, Book 1
- By: Rachel Caine
- Narrated by: Dina Pearlman
- Length: 10 hrs and 6 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 614
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 425
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Story4 out of 5 stars 427
Joanne Baldwin is a Weather Warden. Usually, all it takes is a wave of her hand to tame the most violent weather. But now, she's trying to outrun another kind of storm: accusations of corruption and murder. So, she's resorting to the very human tactic of running for her life.... Her only hope is Lewis, the most powerful warden known. Unfortunately, he's stolen not one but three bottles of Djinn-making him the most wanted man on earth. Still, she's racing hard to find him-before the bad weather closes in fast.
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5 out of 5 stars
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This is a great series!
- By Fun Lovin Lady on 11-12-10
By: Rachel Caine
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Just Tricking!
- By: Andy Griffiths
- Narrated by: Stig Wemyss
- Length: 2 hrs and 17 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 22
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 15
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 17
Ever tried to get out of going to school by pretending that you're dead? Ever managed to convince a friend that they're invisible? Ever been stuck in a gorilla suit and nearly put in a zoo? Andy has. Andy's the greatest practical joker in the world ... well, almost. He would be, if only his practical jokes didn't have the annoying habit of backfiring on him.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Cool
- By Anonymous User on 09-19-23
By: Andy Griffiths
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The Darkdeep
- By: Ally Condie, Brendan Reichs
- Narrated by: Michael Crouch, Emily Bauer
- Length: 6 hrs and 14 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 40
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 37
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 37
New York Times best-selling authors Ally Condie and Brendan Reichs team up to co-author this thrilling first book in a darkly suspenseful middle grade series. Everyone in Timbers knows Still Cove is off-limits, with its creepy Beast sightings and equally terrifying legends. But when a bullying incident sends 12-year-old Nico Holland over a cliff and into Still Cove's icy waters, friends Tyler and Emma - and even Opal Walsh, who usually runs with the popular kids - rush to his rescue...and discover a mysterious island hiding in the murky, swirling mists below.
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5 out of 5 stars
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FANTASTIC
- By Activee LIVE on 07-17-23
By: Ally Condie, and others
What listeners say about The Day My Butt Went Psycho!
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- Johnny Proctor
- 12-23-22
Buyer Beware: This audiobook is ABRIDGED!
I'm greatly disappointed, I don't appreciate wasting my time and money on this audiobook only to find that half of the book is missing! The description REALLY wasn't straightforward about the book being abridged, it was only mentioned once in tiny print on the website and not AT ALL on the in-app description...I own the unabridged print version which is an excellent literary masterpiece of comedy, I really enjoyed reading it myself and was looking forward to a performance that could be enjoyed on road trips. Guess I'll have to live without such convenience...
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Overall4 out of 5 stars
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Story5 out of 5 stars
- Georgie Clarke
- 05-25-18
Very good book butt narrator wasn't great
The story was amazing and intriguing I couldn't stop listening butt the narrator wasn't really my type.
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Overall1 out of 5 stars
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Performance4 out of 5 stars
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- Tenn Mom
- 11-27-16
Not a hit with my boys
I have 11 and 9 year old boys, and we downloaded this for a long holiday car ride. Not a giggle, which was surprising since you can hardly say the word "butt" at our house without it. Not recommended.
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Overall2 out of 5 stars
- Joan Good
- 12-14-05
Butt overload!
I bought this book to listen to in the car on a long trip with my kids. They were so eager to hear it that we jumped in a week before we left and Oh how glad I am that I didn't have to listen to this book straight through! It stared out hilarious, the butt jokes were perfect for my young boys and the car erupted in giggles over and over. I had high hopes. However, after what seemed like the 40th hour of butt-this, butt-that and gassy landscapes and fart powered locomotion, even my boys were asking "Isn't it over YET?" So, while the narration was fine and the author quite animated and descriptive, he unfortunately proved that you CAN bore a car full of 5-9 year old boys with too many butt jokes! My kids went back to Captain Underpants and left Mr. Griffiths in the car!
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