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Ratburger | [David Walliams]

Ratburger

Hot on the heels of best-selling Gangsta Granny comes another hilarious, action-packed and touching novel - the story of a little girl called Zoe. Things are not looking good for Zoe. Her stepmother Sheila is so lazy she gets Zoe to pick her nose for her. The school bully Tina Trotts makes her life a misery - mainly by flobbing on her head. And now the evil Burt from Burt’s Burgers is after her pet rat! And guess what he wants to do with it? The clue is in the title....
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Publisher's Summary

The fifth screamingly funny novel from David Walliams, number one best seller and fastest growing children’s author in the country. Hot on the heels of best-selling Gangsta Granny comes another hilarious, action-packed and touching novel - the story of a little girl called Zoe.

Things are not looking good for Zoe. Her stepmother Sheila is so lazy she gets Zoe to pick her nose for her. The school bully Tina Trotts makes her life a misery - mainly by flobbing on her head. And now the evil Burt from Burt’s Burgers is after her pet rat! And guess what he wants to do with it? The clue is in the title....

From the author that is being called ‘a new Roald Dahl’, Ratburger is not to be missed!

©2012 David Walliams (P)2012 HarperCollins Publishers Limited

What the Critics Say

"I absolutely love David Walliams's books. In a few more years they will become classics." (Sue Townsend, author of Adrian Mole)

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    Rukkia DURANGO, CO, United States 02-10-14
    Rukkia DURANGO, CO, United States 02-10-14
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    "Sad!!"

    This book was very good. My kids and I enjoy David Williams books, and have since we read Mr. Stink. He has a way of making the books very relatable, even when they are outlandish. This book though, was very sad. It should have definitely had a warning on it. I caught myself and the kids tearing up and various parts. In the end, the book had a very good story with an upbeat ending. I would definitely recommend this book, but be forewarned that there might be some tears popping up.

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    6/25/15
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    "A brilliant book!"

    I love every part of this book. I would recommend this book to people who are eight years old all over. I write this book 10 out of 10.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
  • Booklover
    6/8/15
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    "AMAZING!!!!!!!😎😎😎😎😎"

    Reading Ratburger made me think.What an AMAZING book! You should read it to.
    Thanks for listing bye bye

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  • Karen F.
    6/6/15
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    "Brilliant"

    One of the best books I have heard. David Williams is one of the best book writers in the world.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
  • Martina
    4/16/15
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    "Very good"

    Very good I loved it😝😜☺️😄😉😍😂😎It was a very good book to go to sleep to!😄 I liked it a lot!

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  • miss
    4/8/15
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    "Brilliant"

    We all really Enjoyed listening to this story in the car on our holiday travels :-) made our journey really lovely!

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  • Frank Burton
    4/2/15
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    "Great book on a journey. ."

    Kids loved it...went on a four hour round journey. ....Great entertainment. ..highly recommended to all

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  • Amazon Customer
    3/8/15
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    "Wow!!!!!!!"

    it was amazing!!!

    the story and the plot was brilliant perfect for your children however there are some scary bits I think it is for children 7+ for obvious reasons

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  • Georgina
    1/29/15
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    "Amazing in real"

    Amazing unreal fab funny vocies lots of lovely stuff love it should r
    Listen in real amazing rat burger is amazing whith Sheila and bete it is unreal

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  • Alexandra
    6/8/14
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    "best audible ever"
    Would you listen to Ratburger again? Why?

    it is the best book ever but the deamon dentest was realy good to and i recormend to lisen to this audible it is funy sad happy all in one. zoe was a vety brave girl and rarge the shop owner is just so funy and is in all his books


    What other book might you compare Ratburger to, and why?

    the deamon dentist is compared to ratburger is becus of the evilest woman in the deamon dentest and the evilest man in the world is in ratbuger


    What about David Walliams’s performance did you like?

    he is a grate rader and dose grate voices and my best performance was when he plays rarge


    Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?

    yes it was a realy funy book


    Any additional comments?

    best book ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ; )

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
  • Andrew
    Southampton, United Kingdom
    12/4/13
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    "Good fun!"
    Where does Ratburger rank among all the audiobooks you’ve listened to so far?

    I listened to this weigh my daughters (how are 6 and 8) whilst on holiday this summer. This is when of the funniest books we have listened too and a up there with other David Walliams books.


    What other book might you compare Ratburger to, and why?

    This book is very like some of the Roald Dahl books, and just as good as the others from the Wailliams, although not quite as funny as Gansta Granny!


    What does David Walliams bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you had only read the book?

    David Walliams is a great with the voices, you forget that it is him reading as he really does 'becomes' the character.


    Did you have an emotional reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?

    It really maid us all laugh, and there was also som emotion parts to the story too.


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