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Please Don't Tell My Parents I've Got Henchmen Audiobook

Please Don't Tell My Parents I've Got Henchmen: Please Don't Tell My Parents Series, Book 3

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Publisher's Summary

What would middle school be like if half your classmates had super powers? It's time for Penny Akk to find out. Her latest (failed) attempt to become a superhero has inspired the rest of the kids in her school to reveal their own powers.

Now, all of her relationships are changing. She has a not-at-all-secret admirer, who wants to be Penny's partner almost as much as she wants to be Penny's rival. The meanest girl in school has gained super powers and lost her mind. Can Penny help her find a better one? Can she help an aging supervillain connect with his daughter, and mend the broken hearts of two of the most powerful people in the world? And in all this, where will she find time for her own supervillainous fun, or even more dangerous, to start dating?

It's going to be a long, strange semester.

©2016 Richard Roberts (P)2016 Tantor

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    Jason Louisville, KY, United States 09-16-16
    Jason Louisville, KY, United States 09-16-16 Member Since 2014
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    "Enjoyable and entertaining"

    i find that I greatpy enjoy the stories of this series and was glad our cast returns to their customary antics. I find it good to read a novel about supers that is not infected with the Hollywood need of making everything dark and gritty.

    I would recommend this series and only caution that you remember this world is not ours and these are young teens. Realistic? Heck no, but Penny does strike a chord in me from when I was her age. Akward, intuitive and if I was as obtuse as she is at times I don't recall for I was living it, not reading . Enjoy!

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    thomas dye 12-08-16
    thomas dye 12-08-16 Member Since 2016
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    "Not what I expected, still a lot of fun."
    Any additional comments?

    I initially passed on this Due to a Lack of the Inscrutable Machine. While the Inscrutable Machine has very little to do with this novel, it's in the same universe, narrated by the same lead character and is just a lot of fun. A large host of new characters are introduced, giving the series a nice boost and many more options for the future. While a lot of character development takes place, it doesn't really seem to slow things down. If you enjoyed the first two, this one is still fun. Perhaps not the best in the series to date, but you're still gonna like it.

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    Michael 10-06-16
    Michael 10-06-16 Member Since 2015
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    "Inspired Madness"

    The third installment of this series is every bit as good as the first and more than makes up for the slight slump in the second.

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    Kindle Customer 09-14-16 Member Since 2013
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    "Capital fun"

    Narrator was excellent. Story great, both my children (8 and 12) and I have enjoyed all three installments.

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    n.brumm 4 09-07-16
    n.brumm 4 09-07-16 Member Since 2010
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    "growing up"
    Would you recommend this audiobook to a friend? If so, why?

    yes, its a good book in a good series.


    What do you think the narrator could have done better?

    I am getting used to the narrator sounding slightly (3-5 years at least) to old for the 13 year old who is telling the story, but I still think it could have been just slightly better had she sounded younger, or older enough that how old the narrator sounded would not be part of the story.


    Any additional comments?

    I love how Penelope has matured since the last two books, making it seem as though the events in the past books has made a deep impact on her.

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    Matthew Trotter 08-30-16 Member Since 2016
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    "Still fun but moving out of childhood"

    I liked it better than book two and a little less than one. If your a fan you'll like it.

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    Kerr 08-25-16
    Kerr 08-25-16
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    "Anticlimactic ending"

    A decent story but no major goal was achieved, just lots of open ended adventures with tons of character development but no real plot direction. The ending felt hastily thrown together and I hope the main character doesn't follow the same path as Willow on Buffy the Vampire Slayer but unfortunately it looks like it's going to be a clone.

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    billy 09-17-16
    billy 09-17-16 Member Since 2015
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    "it is getting a kittle boring to be honest"

    the voice acting is good but no real progression in the charecters. guve me something new make the villian or hero choice a little harder something.

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    Douglas Owen Sound, ON, Canada 08-25-16
    Douglas Owen Sound, ON, Canada 08-25-16 Member Since 2015
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    "Unfocused and boring"
    What could have made this a 4 or 5-star listening experience for you?

    A better plot. The story started strong but the elements that were so good int eh first book of the series were completely missing form this installment. More character development would have helped as well.


    What was most disappointing about Richard Roberts’s story?

    Almost everything. He introduced a bunch of characters I've never met and was given no reason to care about. the main three characters seemed to just drift through the story. Tehre was no spark or excitement except the staged drama right at the end which was too little too late and hugely telegraphed beforehand.


    What does Emily Woo Zeller bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you just read the book?

    Life! The narrator did her best to save this farce of a book and might ahve pulled if off if the plot and story were better.


    If you could play editor, what scene or scenes would you have cut from Please Don't Tell My Parents I've Got Henchmen?

    About 90% of the book would have been ripped out. I didn't find anything redeeming about most of the story. Only the interaction between Penny and Ray was worth the words that were spent on the scenes.


    Any additional comments?

    I found the second book to be weak and I was hoping for a better story but the author failed. I'm not sure I'll buy the next book in the series (if there is one).

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    "a much better third story."

    this one bought much of the fun from the first book back and was definitely not as serious as the second book.
    great but I still preferred the first one.

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