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Physik: Septimus Heap, Book Three | [Angie Sage]

Physik: Septimus Heap, Book Three

When Silas Heap unseals a forgotten room in the palace, he releases the ghost of a queen who lived 500 years earlier. Queen Etheldredda is as awful in death as she was in life, and she's still up to no good. Her diabolical plan to give herself everlasting life requires Jenna's compliance, Septimus' disappearance, and the talents of her son, Marcellus Pye, a famous alchemist and physician.
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Publisher's Summary

When Silas Heap unseals a forgotten room in the palace, he releases the ghost of a queen who lived 500 years earlier. Queen Etheldredda is as awful in death as she was in life, and she's still up to no good. Her diabolical plan to give herself everlasting life requires Jenna's compliance, Septimus' disappearance, and the talents of her son, Marcellus Pye, a famous alchemist and physician. And if Queen Etheldredda's plot involves Jenna and Septimus, then it will surely involve Nicko, Alther Mella, Marcia Overstrand, Beetle, Stanley, Sarah, Silas, Spit Fyre, Aunt Zelda, and all of the other wacky, wonderful characters that made Magyk and Flyte so memorable.

Want the complete series? Download Magyk: Septimus Heap, Book One and Flyte: Septimus Heap, Book Two.

©2005 Angie Sage; (P)2005 HarperCollins Publishers

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    Emiko Grannis, AR, United States 08-10-09
    Emiko Grannis, AR, United States 08-10-09 Member Since 2006
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    "Wonderful Series"

    As a mother of very young children, I'm always on the hunt for books that interest me, yet are kid friendly. (no cussing, vulgarity, etc) This series is wonderful. If you liked the other Septimus books, you'll enjoy this one as well. The narrator is very good (after getting used to him in the second book) and one that I enjoy listening to. Though I do wish the had kept the original narrator from the first Septimus book.

    6 of 6 people found this review helpful
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    darla 08-27-12
    darla 08-27-12 Member Since 2012
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    "wish they would make movies from these books."
    Would you listen to Physik again? Why?

    i read these books to my kids and even my husband would stop and listen. i would compare these to the harry potter books. great imagination. great adventure. im 43 and plan to listen to all of the angie sage books. clean reading.


    Who was your favorite character and why?

    cant choose


    What about Gerard Doyle’s performance did you like?

    easy to understand and great expression


    If you were to make a film of this book, what would be the tag line be?

    continue in the love of wizards and imagination with septimus heap and his adventures.


    2 of 2 people found this review helpful
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    Katja Tampa, FL, United States 07-18-09
    Katja Tampa, FL, United States 07-18-09
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    "A great 3rd book in the series"

    I really enjoy this series. It is very imaginative. And I do enjoy the narrator, Gerard Doyle, he make you "see" the story.

    2 of 2 people found this review helpful
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    Susan Bartonville, TX 03-06-14
    Susan Bartonville, TX 03-06-14 Member Since 2012

    Myst/thrillers and ✨fun fantasies✨are my favorites but always open for a good story.  

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    "Into the looking glass"

    This was not my favorite in the series so far. It seemed like it took too long to get to the actual plot, and became tedious with far too many new, inconsequential characters added too quickly. I think think that a quarter of the story and several characters could have been left out. The last few chapters were full of updates and information about the characters that could have been avoided if the story had flowed correctly. I hope the wonderful pacing that made the first two books so good is reesablished in the next book. Not a bad Septimus adventure just, for me, a little too jumbled and watered down with to many extraneous events and characters. Onto the next....

    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
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    tray United States 05-25-12
    tray United States 05-25-12 Member Since 2011
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    "Interesting, and well preformed."
    Would you consider the audio edition of Physik to be better than the print version?

    .Yes. It is easier to follow


    What was the most interesting aspect of this story? The least interesting?

    The aspect of time was interesting, but there was almost no magic.


    Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?

    YES!


    Any additional comments?

    Bit of a cliff hanger.

    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
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    Anne Tucson, AZ, USA 02-03-08
    Anne Tucson, AZ, USA 02-03-08
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    "wonderful"

    this book was not only excellent writing, it was joy to listen to, could hardly talk to people 'cause it would interrupt. Totally reccomend it to all Fantasy lovers.

    5 of 7 people found this review helpful
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    Jefferson 12-01-14
    Jefferson 12-01-14 Member Since 2010

    I love reading and listening to books, especially fantasy, science fiction, children's, historical, and classics.

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    "Ghosts, Cats, Dragons, Disapproving Queens, & Time"

    The third entry in Angie Sage's seven-book Sepimus Heap series, Physik (2007), begins with Septimus' feckless father Silas the Ordinary Wizard and his coarse "friend" Gringe the North Gate Gatekeeper (two of the many fallible adults whose mistakes make life interesting for Sage's child heroes and readers) "UnSealing" a Sealed room in the palace attic so that Silas may keep safe there his prized colony of sentient board game counters. By opening the Sealed room, the clueless men release two malevolent Substantial Spirits, the ghost of the wonderfully named Etheldredda the Awful, who has been waiting with her pointy chin, pointy ears, pointy shoes, and disapproving expression for 500 years to become Castle Queen again, this time forever, which may involve getting rid of any troublesome princesses in her way, and the ghost of her pet Aie-Aie, a red-eyed, snake-tailed, single-toothed creature with a penchant for spreading disease. Thus begins an exciting and unpredictable plot of multiple point of view characters and two time streams, one in the present and one 500 years in the past.

    Sage introduces neat new characters, like the 14-year-old Hanseatic League Northern Trader Snorri Snorrelssen, who's come to the Castle of the Small Wet Country Across the Sea for the first time, partly in search of the ghost of her father. Snorri is great, with her attractive Scandinavian lilt, Spirit-Seer abilities, spunk ("No one told Snorri Snorrelssen what to do"), "white-blond hair," "translucent blue eyes" (Sage's fantasy world is quite white), and feline protector Ullr, a small orange cat by day and a powerful black panther by night. And the Last Alchemist Marcellus Pye, a selfish, decrepit, and senile 500-year-old who only breathes once every ten minutes and shuffles around under the moat at night looking for gold coins, is creepy and sympathetic.

    Sage develops former characters in neat ways, too, like Uncle Alther and Alice Nettles, whose cross-existence romance is wistful and sweet. She does a bit more with the ghost of Jenna's mother, the assassinated Castle Queen, who is still not ready to Appear before her daughter. Spit Fyre, Septimus' pet dragon, is growing apace, needing more food, producing more droppings (and burps, farts, and snot, Sage indulging the child reader's sense of potty humor), and learning how to ignite his gassy breath. Sage's protagonist Septimus Heap, seventh son of a seventh son, the Apprentice to the ExtraOrdinary Wizard, Marcia Overstrand, grows, too. He is covertly interested in Physik, which Marcia believes is too close to the dodgy (if not Darke) Alchemy. In this novel the boy will learn everything he ever wanted to know about such subjects, in addition to Time.

    Sage interestingly plays with time: "Time Glasses" through which people may step (or jump or fall) into "the liquid cold of time" and end up elsewhen; the vertiginous and identity-threatening aspects of suddenly finding oneself in the distant past; and the debilitating effects of living forever without youth. She also makes explicit the Rules of Ghosthood. Spirits must stay for one year and a day in the same place where they died, after which they may move around, but only to places they visited when alive. They may only be seen by people they choose to Appear before. And although they may pass through anything or anyone and vice versa, they intensely dislike the nauseating experience.

    Sage writes a lot of witty lines (especially in context), like: "Ghosts must put up with the bad habits of the living," and "Even Alchemy Scribes had to sleep some time." And she writes many vivid and evocative descriptions (Sage's writing is more magical to me than Rowling's):

    --"The barge was decked out in flags that fluttered in a wind that had died long ago."
    --". . . the lingering smells of decaying spells …"
    --"The low yellow stone building was ablaze with light, its wide lawns spread out before it with their fresh snowfall like a crisp white cook's apron."
    --". . . there were things--soft, squishy things--floating in the water; he could feel the ends of his oars touching them."

    Such rich writing outweighs Sage's few missteps, like similes whose anachronistic vehicles violate her fantasy world, as when Spit Fyre moves his tail back and forth "like a great windshield wiper," or as when Etheldredda's voice "has the penetrating quality of a dentist's drill."

    Sage writes an archaic style to estrange the Castle of the past from her characters and readers. Although some of it sounds dodgy, like "Now, hie thee to the Great Gates, thee to the stables and thou, fools, take thy great flat feet to the river" (thee, thou, and thy should maybe be for singular cases), it often sounds fine, like "Whereupon Mary didst wail, like the pigs do wail when they see the meat cook's cleaver."

    The reader Gerard Doyle is good, especially with Snorri's winning accent, Etheldredda's nasty voice, and Ullr's orange meow, but I still prefer the reader of the first book in the series, Magyk, because Doyle tends to put too much stressed out whining in the voices of the kids. This audiobook includes Sage's fun epilogue, "Things You Might Like to Know More About," to recount the fates or backgrounds of several characters.

    Readers like me who were put off by the manufactured action and unpleasant character development and lack of consistency and charm of the second book, Flyte, should try this third one, because Physik is excellent. Moments like Jenna rescuing a plucked duckling from a scalding orange sauce and later falling asleep with it are charming; moments like Septimus walking into the Great Hall of the Wizard's Tower 500 years ago and deceiving himself that he's in his own time are moving. Readers who like imaginative and humorous YA magical fantasy with a Darke streak should enjoy Physik and the series in general.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
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    Gary POPLAR GROVE, IL, United States 02-25-12
    Gary POPLAR GROVE, IL, United States 02-25-12 Member Since 2006
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    "Getting better as it goes"
    Would you recommend this book to a friend? Why or why not?

    No I wouldn't, because the first two books in the series wasn't as good as this one. The series has gotten better with each book. Yet I don't know it's worth the trouble to get here.


    What three words best describe Gerard Doyle???s voice?

    Clean, crisp, & clear


    Was Physik worth the listening time?

    I think it was worth it, but I don't know if the first books are worth there time.


    Any additional comments?

    This book wasn't great or was it the worst. This book was better than Magyk and Flyte the other two book in the series. Maybe it's because I'm too old for this book that it took me till book three to really like the series. I haven't decided if I want to go on to the others in the series.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
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    donna 02-06-12
    donna 02-06-12
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    "I think Septimus is as fun as Harry"
    Where does Physik rank among all the audiobooks you’ve listened to so far?

    Well, it can't touch the Wee Freemen series, but for middle reader fantasy books it does well. The narrator is good overall, though I don't love his 'girl' voices all the time.


    What was one of the most memorable moments of Physik?

    Unlocking the sealed room. You'd think even an ordinary wizard would suspect that wasn't a good idea.

    I liked Jenna's response to being in the queens robe room. She's not a girly girl, and yet there is a side of her that likes beautiful things and is realizing her place in the kingdom.


    Any additional comments?

    These books were recommended to me by my granddaughter and I love sharing the story with her. I like Septimus and I'm liking Jenna more and more. I like the loyalty between the friends. I like the ghosts. It's a fun series, but I'm a little intimidated by how many there are. Hope the fun will last.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
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    Cynthia Colorado Springs, CO, United States 08-22-07
    Cynthia Colorado Springs, CO, United States 08-22-07
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    "Physik"

    Bravo! For the third time!!!!!

    3 of 10 people found this review helpful
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  • maria
    Hazlemere, United Kingdom
    10/2/07
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    "Too many late nights"

    This series is wonderful, full of intrigue and humour and very adictive for both adults and children alike. They have caused my 10yr old son to get into trouble more than once for staying up very late listening to them on his ipod in the dark when he was supposed to be sleeping. Next book PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
  • Olaf
    Southampton, United Kingdom
    6/11/11
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    "Great book"

    a interesting storyline with a spark of humour great for anyone 10 and up. Also it is wonderfully read by Gerard Doyle

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
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