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Pencil of Doom
- Schooling Around #2
- Narrated by: Stig Wemyss
- Length: 2 hrs and 52 mins
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A hilarious new series from Australia's number-one best-selling children's author Andy Griffiths, Schooling Around is a series of novels for the kids that love the Just! books. Madcap and full of adventure, the stories are "safe" to read aloud in the classroom and to recommend to anyone from 5 to 105!
Mr Brainfright says: "It's important to keep a sense of humour at all times, especially when you're being ripped apart by a lion."
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