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Mascot Madness: Schooling Around | [Andy Griffiths]

Mascot Madness: Schooling Around

This is a very funny book about running, jumping, throwing, winning, losing, cheating, chasing, biting and really hard squeezing.
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Publisher's Summary

The Mascot Madness Test:

1. Northwest Southeast Central School have never beaten Northwest West Academy at their annual track and field challenge because
A: they're better at knitting than they are at sport.
B: they are losers.
C: Northwest West Academy will stop at nothing to win.

2. Mr Brainfright dresses up in a banana suit and dances around because
A: he's bored.
B: he goes bananas.
C: he thinks it will inspire the students of Northwest Southeast Central School and lead them to victory.

3. When Henry McThrottle attempts the triple jump, instead of a hop, step and a jump he does
A: a burp, a dribble and a sneeze.
B: a twirl, a spin and the splits.
C: a stumble, a trip and a fall.

4. Mascot Madness is
A: a new type of dance.
B: when a mascot gets angry.
C: a very funny book about running, jumping, throwing, winning, losing, cheating, chasing, biting and really hard squeezing.

The answers to these questions - and many more - are contained between the covers of this very funny book about running, jumping, throwing, winning, losing, cheating, chasing, biting and really hard squeezing.

©2009 Andy Griffiths; (P)2009 Bolinda Publishing

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