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I Am a Pole (And So Can You!)
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Two years after successfully melting down the top secret sperm bank under the Space Needle, the CLITO collective (Community of Lesbians Inclusive To Others) is thriving on their newly acquired private island, Lesbos 2. All is well in their queer utopia. Or is it? Investigative reporter Sarah Keebler (Sarah Steele) is piecing together the crew's previous heist for her bombshell true-crime podcast–and getting dangerously close to the truth.
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5 out of 5 stars
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AS FUN AS SEASON1
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By: Adam Goldman
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Heads Will Roll
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Heads Will Roll is an Audible Original from Saturday Night Live star Kate McKinnon and her cocreator/costar (and real-life sister) Emily Lynne. Produced by Broadway Video, this is not an audiobook - it’s a 10-episode, star-studded audio comedy that features performances from Meryl Streep, Tim Gunn, Peter Dinklage, Queer Eye’s Fab Five, and so many more. Please note: This content is not for kids.
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5 out of 5 stars
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More like this please
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Napoleon's Hemorrhoids…And Other Small Events That Changed History
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Hilarious, fascinating, and a roller coaster of dizzying, historical what-ifs, Napoleon's Hemorrhoids is a potpourri for serious historians and casual history buffs. In one of Phil Mason's many revelations, you'll learn that Communist jets were two minutes away from opening fire on American planes during the Cuban missile crisis, when they had to turn back as they were running out of fuel. You'll discover that before the Battle of Waterloo, Napoleon's painful hemorrhoids prevented him from mounting his horse to survey the battlefield.
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3 out of 5 stars
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They just throw the facts too fast
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I Can't Make This Up
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Superstar comedian and Hollywood box-office star Kevin Hart turns his immense talent to the written word by writing some words. Some of those words include: the, a, for, above, and even even. Put them together and you have the funniest, most heartfelt, and most inspirational memoir on survival, success, and the importance of believing in yourself since Old Yeller.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Best Audiobook I Ever Listened To
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not for me...
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This is the second audio book of Sledge's work
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Since she was nine years old, Alina Dziak knew she would marry her best friend, Tomasz. Now 15 and engaged, Alina is unconcerned by reports of Nazi soldiers at the Polish border, believing her neighbors that they pose no real threat, and dreams instead of the day Tomasz returns from college in Warsaw so they can be married. But little by little, injustice by brutal injustice, the Nazi occupation takes hold, and Alina’s tiny rural village, its families, are divided by fear and hate. Then, as the fabric of their lives is slowly picked apart, Tomasz disappears.
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What listeners say about I Am a Pole (And So Can You!)
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- Nichole Bermel
- 10-07-13
I'm so glad I did
My interest was peaked after seeing a video cut of Stephen Colbert with Julie Andrews - both pitching their children's books. Don't get too hung up (yes there is a pun here too) on the stripper pole - when you buy a chemical to remove paint in a bottle there is not a nude woman inside! Good books are layered with meaning. Great books mean different things to different age groups and different walks of life. And that includes books for kids. Re-read some Dr. Seuss!
I was feeling a bit foolish buying an 8 minute audiobook, but did it anyway - I'm so glad I did! I had no clue till the end the proceeds go to vets - that alone makes the book worth every penny and more. Made my day!
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- The Impatient Gardener
- 05-29-12
Just plain funny
Let's not try to overanalyze this, shall we? It's hysterical. Fans of Stephen Colbert will probably appreciate the humor in it more, but anyone with a funny bone should get a giggle (or at least a broad smile) out of this. Tom Hanks is a wonderful reader (how do we get him to read more books?)
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Overall5 out of 5 stars
- DebVan
- 07-25-20
Some good chuckles.
Stephen and Tom clearly enjoyed themselves in this very brief performance, and brought a smile to my face.
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- TCJ
- 05-26-20
Satire at a Sad Time
Colbert is witty as ever and who doesn't love Tom Hanks? Quick jovial morsel from both.
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- loix
- 05-08-12
Deal of the century!
For a fraction of the price of the hardcover or e-book version, I got the audiobook, some comic banter between Tom Hanks and Stephen Colbert, and a PDF file with all the illustrations (slightly out of sequence, but not a big deal). It's a lovely story, with rhymes and puns to boot, and the illustrations are just as charming (is that Maurice Sendak saluting the flag at the end?) Since all the proceeds go to charity, I am tempted to buy the e-book version; $1.83 seems too modest a contribution to such a great cause. Well done, Colberty!
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- JANE
- 06-10-20
cute Light Read
Short and cute story but who doesn't love Tom Hanks and Steve Colbert? Just listening to them was a treat.
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- Ashley
- 10-16-20
Laughing out loud
This book had me in stitches. It was a great collaboration & supports US veterans. Can I give it more stars?
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- Heath
- 06-21-12
Sendak's blurb on front sums it up perfectly
Would you listen to I Am a Pole (And So Can You!) again? Why?
I have listened to it twice already. I enjoy Colbert's character quite a bit and he is present in this audiobook heckling Tom Hanks. However, the book reflects a mixture of both Colbert and Colbert voices and is a nice, simple children's book that I hope to read to my children in a few years.
What did you like best about this story?
The fact that the book is written in a way that entertains children and adults in different ways.
What about Tom Hanks and Stephen Colbert (introduction) ’s performance did you like?
Colbert's TV persona on full display
Any additional comments?
If you haven't watched the multi-part interview b/w Colbert and Maurice Sendak (an American treasure of childhood lit), please take the time to view it. It is a great highlight of a fantastic writer in what turned out to be one of his final interviews and also served as the genesis for this book. The series of interviews is available in full on colbertnation in honor of Mr Sendak's recent passing.
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- Tom M. Saunders, Ph.D.
- 06-04-12
No One Else But Colbert...
What did you love best about I Am a Pole (And So Can You!)?
Some critics accuse others of having their works ghost-written. No one else but Stephen Colbert could have possibly written his book! Clever; ingenious; and, as usual, poking fun at everyone! In a day of extreme political correctness, Colbert dances on the heads of other pundits...and, now, a children's book??
Keep us laughing!! Keep us dancing!! Keep us thinking!
If anyone has connections to Stephen or his publisher, there needs to be two other offerings of this book: an actual autographed copy; and a copy with a personalized message and actual autograph for those whom we dearly love that enjoy such outrageous humor!
What was one of the most memorable moments of I Am a Pole (And So Can You!)?
That a Pole without a purpose is just a Rod...
What does Tom Hanks and Stephen Colbert (introduction) bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you just read the book?
Setting up the complete playfulness with their interaction...
Was there a moment in the book that particularly moved you?
His continuous search for identity
Any additional comments?
Just wish it had been longer, that's all...
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- Jnette
- 07-10-12
Very clever!
Would you consider the audio edition of I Am a Pole (And So Can You!) to be better than the print version?
Yes.
Who was your favorite character and why?
The Pole(s); Hadn't realized Poles came in so many flavors
Which scene was your favorite?
Tom Hanks' narration
Was there a moment in the book that particularly moved you?
Wonderful humor, very fresh!
Any additional comments?
Someone had a lot of time on their hands to explore the personalities of Poles
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