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"I bought the milk," said my father. "I walked out of the corner shop, and heard a noise like this: T h u m m t h u m m. I looked up and saw a huge silver disc hovering in the air above Marshall Road."
"Hullo," I said to myself. "That's not something you see every day. And then something odd happened."
Find out just how odd things get in this hilarious story of time travel and breakfast cereal, expertly told by Newbery Medalist and best-selling author Neil Gaiman.
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Fourteen-year-old Ozzy lives near Portland, Oregon, and is desperate for help. His scientist parents have been kidnapped after discovering a formula that enables mind control. Their work was so top secret that Ozzy is afraid to go to the police, but without help, he fears he'll never find his parents. Then he stumbles across a classified ad in the local newspaper that says "Wizard for Hire. Call 555-SPEL." Ozzy has read about wizards in books like Harry Potter, but wizards couldn't exist today, could they? After Ozzy meets the wizard Labyrinth - a.k.a. Rin - he's even more skeptical.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Good Story
- By LizzyD629 on 09-12-20
By: Obert Skye
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Sideways Stories from Wayside School
- By: Louis Sachar
- Narrated by: Louis Sachar
- Length: 2 hrs and 26 mins
- Unabridged
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 624
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Is your school just a little too…NORMAL? Maybe you should go to Wayside School. You'll meet Bebe, the fastest draw in art class; John, who only reads upside down; and Sammy, the new kid—he's a real rat. Come on! Hurry up! If you're late for class, Mrs. Gorf will turn you into an app…Oops. Sorry about that. More than 6 million kids have laughed at the wacky stories of Wayside School.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Awesome
- By HF Reader on 09-09-17
By: Louis Sachar
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Frindle
- By: Andrew Clements
- Narrated by: Keith Nobbs
- Length: 1 hr and 40 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 1,278
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 1,000
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Story5 out of 5 stars 1,001
He really just likes to liven things up at school -- and he's always had plenty of great ideas. When Nick learns some interesting information about how words are created, suddenly he's got the inspiration for his best plan ever: the frindle. Who says a pen has to be called a pen? Why not call it a frindle? Things begin innocently enough as Nick gets his friends to use the new word. Then other people in town start saying frindle. Soon the school is in an uproar, and Nick has become a local hero.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Melts my Heart
- By KiAnna Bobbins on 04-19-15
By: Andrew Clements
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The Mysterious Howling
- The Incorrigible Children of Ashton Place, Book 1
- By: Maryrose Wood
- Narrated by: Katherine Kellgren
- Length: 5 hrs and 27 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 1,738
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 1,490
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Of especially naughty children, it is sometimes said: “They must have been raised by wolves.” The Incorrigible children actually were. Discovered in the forests of Ashton Place, the Incorrigibles are no ordinary children: Alexander keeps his siblings in line with gentle nips; Cassiopeia has a bark that is (usually) worse than her bite; and Beowulf is alarmingly adept at chasing squirrels.
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5 out of 5 stars
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ALL BOOKS ARE JUDGED BY THEIR COVER UNTIL THEY ARE
- By Jim "The Impatient" on 02-04-15
By: Maryrose Wood
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Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
- By: Ian Fleming
- Narrated by: David Tennant
- Length: 2 hrs and 22 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 381
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 330
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 328
Crackpot is what everybody calls the Pott family. So when they go to buy a new car and come back with a wreck, nobody is surprised. Except for the Potts themselves. First, the car has a name. And she tells them what it is. Then they find that she can fly... and swim... Chitty Chitty Bang Bang is a car on a mission to stop a criminal gang in its tracks and she is taking the Potts with her! Jump into the world s most loved magical car, for her first adventure ever!
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4 out of 5 stars
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Not even close to the musical movie
- By MissSusie66 on 05-30-14
By: Ian Fleming
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The World According to Humphrey
- By: Betty G. Birney
- Narrated by: Hal Hollings
- Length: 2 hrs and 34 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 196
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 151
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You can learn a lot about life by observing another species. That's what Humphrey was told when he was first brought to Room 26. And boy, is it true! In addition to having FUN-FUN-FUN in class, each weekend this amazing hamster gets to sleep over with a different student, like Lower-Your-Voice-A.J. and Speak-Up-Sayeh. Soon Humphrey learns to read, write, and even shoot rubber bands (only in self-defense, of course). With lots of friends to help, adventures to enjoy, and a cage with a lock-that-doesn't-lock, Humphrey's life is almost perfect. If only the teacher wasn't out to get him!
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5 out of 5 stars
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Great 👍book
- By Jeff on 03-28-19
By: Betty G. Birney
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Hamster Princess
- Harriet the Invincible
- By: Ursula Vernon
- Narrated by: Eva Kaminsky
- Length: 1 hr and 59 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 53
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 36
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Harriet Hamsterbone is not your typical princess. She may be quite stunning in the rodent realm (you'll have to trust her on this one), but she is not so great at trailing around the palace looking ethereal or sighing a lot. She finds the royal life rather...dull. One day, though, Harriet's parents tell her of the curse that a rat placed on her at birth, dooming her to prick her finger on a hamster wheel when she's 12 and fall into a deep sleep. For Harriet, this is most wonderful news: It means she's invincible until she's 12!
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5 out of 5 stars
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Empowering story
- By Miss Amy on 12-23-24
By: Ursula Vernon
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When We Were Very Young
- A.A. Milne's Pooh Classics, Volume 3
- By: A. A. Milne
- Narrated by: Peter Dennis
- Length: 58 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 574
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 471
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 468
Blackstone Audiobooks presents, from the unabridged collection A.A. Milne's Pooh Classics, the 44 poems and verses from When We Were Very Young performed by Peter Dennis. This is the only reading of these delightful verses authorized by A.A. Milne's son, Christopher Robin.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Great content for a little mind.
- By Noel West on 06-10-16
By: A. A. Milne
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The Henry Huggins Audio Collection
- By: Beverly Cleary, Tracy Dockray
- Narrated by: Neil Patrick Harris, William Roberts
- Length: 15 hrs and 26 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 1,880
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 1,416
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Story5 out of 5 stars 1,415
Henry Huggins’s adventures are finally all in one location! Come join Henry on Kilckitat Street as he gets into hijinks – usually with the help of Ribsy and none other than Ramona Quimby. This collection includes: Henry Huggins, Henry and Beezus, Henry and Ribsy, Henry and the Paper Route, Henry and the Clubhouse, and Ribsy.
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4 out of 5 stars
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My 6 year old daughter loves this book.
- By Christopher on 11-06-12
By: Beverly Cleary, and others
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Toys Go Out
- By: Emily Jenkins
- Narrated by: Melanie Martinez
- Length: 2 hrs
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 54
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 39
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Story4 out of 5 stars 37
Lumphy the stuffed buffalo, Stingray the stuffed stingray, and Plastic the plastic thing have many wondrous adventures and learn all about the world. But will they ever discover what kind of toy Plastic truly is?
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4 out of 5 stars
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Fun!!!!
- By Jenny on 02-02-15
By: Emily Jenkins
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13-Storey Treehouse
- By: Andy Griffiths
- Narrated by: Stig Wemyss
- Length: 1 hr and 37 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 70
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 52
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 54
Andy and Terry have a new book to write, but there's a problem. A BIG problem. Well, quite a few big problems actually.... On a hill not too far away there is a tree. And in that tree there is a tree house. And in that tree house there is a bowling alley, a see-through swimming pool, a tank full of sharks, a giant rope swing, a library full of comics, a secret underground laboratory, a vegetable vaporiser and a free marshmallow-dispensing machine.
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1 out of 5 stars
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What a miss
- By Ami on 04-18-18
By: Andy Griffiths
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The Roald Dahl Audio Collection
- Includes Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, James & the Giant Peach, Fantastic Mr. Fox, The Enormous Crocodile & The Magic Finger
- By: Roald Dahl
- Narrated by: Roald Dahl
- Length: 3 hrs and 40 mins
- Abridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 1,608
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 1,221
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 1,220
Roald Dahl’s wickedly funny novels have turned him into the world’s number one storyteller. In this collection five splendiferous stories are brought to life by the author himself.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Shame that's abridged, but wonderful nonetheless
- By Julieta de los espíritus on 02-24-14
By: Roald Dahl
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Half Magic
- By: Edward Eager
- Narrated by: Words Take Wing (tm) Repertory Company
- Length: 3 hrs and 30 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 310
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 241
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 241
Beloved by children (and the parents lucky enough to share it with them) since it was first published in 1954, Half Magic is the uproarious tale of four siblings who discover a charm that grants exactly half of whatever they wish for--with results that are twice as predictable (and hilarious) as you might expect.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Wonderfully entertaining!
- By KYmom on 09-26-15
By: Edward Eager
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Wishtree
- By: Katherine Applegate
- Narrated by: Nancy Linari
- Length: 2 hrs and 33 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 955
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 793
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 793
Red is an oak tree who is many rings old. Red is the neighborhood "wishtree" - people write their wishes on pieces of cloth and tie them to Red's branches. Along with her crow friend, Bongo, and other animals who seek refuge in Red's hollows, this "wishtree" watches over the neighborhood. You might say Red has seen it all. Until a new family moves in. Not everyone is welcoming, and Red's experiences as a wishtree are more important than ever.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Beautiful story!
- By Amy on 01-22-18
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- Jenna Ward
- 07-31-18
Perfect to read with your kid
While this may be better in print due to the lovely illustration, Neil Gaiman brings a delightful tale to life with his wonderful narration! A short quick read for you and your child, or just you if you’d like!
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- Marily
- 01-03-15
Great Imagine...
Loved it Creatures and situations you don't often meet on an errand to pick up the milk!
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- Melanie Salman
- 02-02-15
Awesome book you need to read it!
Loved it! You need to read this book, me and my mom read this book together, and we loved it.
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- Cheryl
- 04-02-23
Absolutely delightful
A very charming short story wonderfully told. Neil Gaiman never disappoints and I look forward to anything he narrates
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- Nathan
- 12-12-15
I loved this.
no seriously I loved this. if I could have given it more stars I would have. I'm quite sure things like this have happened to me in the past.
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- Pree Bee
- 03-12-19
Cute- Tall Tale
Even as an adult I find these stories by Gaiman entertaining and fun! It was short, and fun, and it would be good for a road trip with the family.
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- Janet H. Smith
- 04-02-16
so GOOD
best story ever to be written ☺😊😀😀😁😂😄😀😊 lol I love this book so much ahh!
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- J.
- 01-01-18
Gaiman is story-telling comfort food
Gaiman does his best when he is talking. luckily for most of his books, he tells his own story. "The milk" has some great bedtime level creativity and fun logic he reuses in many of his other tales. Milk is sacred, pined for, is a sign of, and possibly world ending. What a fun trip into Gaiman's imagination once again.
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- miles2gomom
- 08-07-19
A wonderful flight of fantasy!
I am so happy to find this little book! It gives the same feeling of hilarious absurdity that is also so appealing in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. I only wish I had been so creative with my explanations to my children when they were small and looking to me with their constant Why's and What's and When's. A great read for kids and adults!
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- TW
- 08-04-21
Very cute and funny
Loved the book listened to it on a long car ride with me 8 and 11 year old boys. Very funny and cute.
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