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Chomp

By: Carl Hiaasen
Narrated by: James Van Der Beek
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Publisher's summary

The hysterical number one New York Times best seller from Newbery honoree Carl Hiaasen featuring gators, snakes, bats that bite, and reality show hosts gone wild!

When Wahoo Cray’s dad - a professional animal wrangler - takes a job with a reality TV show called Expedition Survival!, Wahoo figures he'll have to do a bit of wrangling himself to keep his father from killing Derek Badger, the show's inept and egotistical star. But the job keeps getting more complicated: Derek Badger insists on using wild animals for his stunts; and Wahoo's acquired a shadow named Tuna - a girl who's sporting a shiner courtesy of her father and needs a place to hide out.

They've only been on location in the Everglades for a day before Derek gets bitten by a bat and goes missing in a storm. Search parties head out and promptly get lost themselves. And then Tuna's dad shows up with a gun...

It's anyone's guess who will actually survive Expedition Survival...

©2012 Carl Hiaasen (P)2012 Listening Library

Critic reviews

“Hiaasen’s best for a young audience since Newbery Honor Hoot (2002) features a shy, deep-feeling protagonist who’s also a pragmatist and plenty of nature info and age-appropriate cultural commentary…. Humorous adventure tales just don’t get any more wacked…or fun to read than this.” (Kirkus)

“Only in Florida - and in the fiction of its native son Carl Hiaasen - does a dead iguana fall from a palm tree and kill somebody.” (New York Post)

Chomp is a delightful laugh-out-loud sendup of the surreality of TV that will be enjoyed by readers of all ages.” (Los Angeles Times)

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2015, Elaina

I love the great energetic characters. I especially like Tuna who I can definitely relate to. Though neither of my parents are abusive, I relate to her personality wise. I believe that Van Der Beek (sorry, not sure if I spelled the last name right) read the story a perfectly fine tempo and had nice accents and voices.

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chomp


It was a very Violent Adventure but it was a very awesome story as well.

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  • 12-23-19

Noice

Best ever listened while traveling had a great time too. Why did they censor words though...

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Epic Fun

I liek logatoors ye but over all this was pretty funny and also intense thank you carl hiaseen very cool!

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Overall great

I loved the different voices for the different characters the narration was amazing. The story was amazing as well it really got me hooked.

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Chomp it up!

We listened to this as a family with 10 and 8 y/o kids on a road trip to florida! This was the PERFECT book to listen to on the way to florida! Hiaasen knows so much about florida's natural fauna and animals, we learned a bunch about the everglades. The kid characters are strong, but not over the top. There are some tough issues, mainly a child character being physically abused by her father, but it is handled well. Also, very good narrator! We love Hoot by Hiaasen aswell!

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Fun Story, Well Written, Great Narration!

This was my first experience with Carl Hiaasen's work. My son (9) and I listened to it on a recent road trip and thoroughly enjoyed it! Highly recommend!

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Sooo good

I found the book really appealing and interesting. I would read this book 10x if I had to.

Recommendation: Hoot

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Review of Chomp by Carl Hiassen

Funny and action packed, this book takes the reader on a rapid jaunt through the Everglades. I liked the voices as well.

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Chomp

this book is about a person who fights with creatures that are vicious and eat people. a grim topic that turns comedic for the reader. The narrator does an excellent job covering this book of dark humor.

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