Amazing Tales of Danforth and Rabeena
Cows for Christmas
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Jeffrey Eric Funk
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On Christmas Eve, Oliva the Maid must clean windows, dodge leprechauns and rescue the family cat while everybody in the house watches from the family room by the fireplace.
With the help of Grayson the Butler, Danforth contends with a gang of escaped cows whose misconduct is accounted for with lots of nasty details. And Santa Claus makes a memorable entrance in this unusual story of adventure and Christmas wonder.
Elephant guns, foggy mishaps and other harrowing ordeals are gathered in this weathered journal you're now hearing. Grab your headphones and cozy into Amazing Tales of Danforth and Rabeena: Cows for Christmas.
©2013 Jeffrey Eric Funk (P)2014 Jeffrey Eric FunkListeners also enjoyed...
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