• Humans: A Brief History of How We F*cked It All Up

  • By: Tom Phillips
  • Narrated by: Nish Kumar
  • Length: 6 hrs and 27 mins
  • 4.5 out of 5 stars (223 ratings)

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Humans: A Brief History of How We F*cked It All Up

By: Tom Phillips
Narrated by: Nish Kumar
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Modern humans have come a long way in the 70,000 years they’ve walked the earth. Art, science, culture, trade - on the evolutionary food chain, we’re true winners. But it hasn’t always been smooth sailing, and sometimes - just occasionally - we’ve managed to truly f--k things up.

Weaving together history, science, politics, and pop culture, Humans offers a panoramic exploration of humankind in all its glory, or lack thereof. From Lucy, our first ancestor, who fell out of a tree and died, to General Zhou Shou of China, who stored gunpowder in his palace before a lantern festival, to the Austrian army attacking itself one drunken night, to the most spectacular fails of the present day, Humans reveals how even the most mundane mistakes can shift the course of civilization as we know it.

Lively, wry, and brimming with brilliant insight, this unique compendium offers a fresh take on world history and is one of the most entertaining listens of the year.

©2019 Tom Phillips (P)2019 Harlequin Enterprises, Limited
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loved it! Well put together.

Although not a fan of profanity in print, this book was put together, written, and performed so well I honestly loved the flow. Great book. I will listen to it again, and again.

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Haha, how have we not gone extinct yet?

A really funny look at the very serious ways that humans have been fucking up throughout all of history. Definitely worth checking out, as those who do not know history are doomed to repeat it again and again and again and again. As humans tend to to.

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Very amusing book!

This book was very amusing while making you think about the long term impacts of the choices that are made leaders and every day people.

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Truth in Spades

Wow! Slapped in the face, and yet I still hope for the human race. God help us. 🌿

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WE’RE DOOMED!!

Blunt, insightful and hilarious!! The debate rages on, will it be mankind’s ignorance or greed that will cause our own extinction??

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Funny AF...

Great reminders of our ability to fuck up big time..
easy to listen I really enjoyed it

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Simultaneously Hilarious and Cringe-Inducing

This book is the perfect accompaniment to Yuval Noah Harari's Sapiens: A Brief History of Humankind.

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Good

A good and fun read. Worth the time. Interesting bits of history well told and funny.

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Ironic to tragic history!

Good and informative funny at times. The had a very caustic voice that I had a difficult time listening, too.

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Really interesting not funny

There are a lot of really interesting events and people written about here. But none of this should ever be though of as funny in any way. The book is a great, light way to learn about the realities of human failure. The problem is, simply, human failure is not funny.

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