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How to Grow Old
- A middle-aged man moaning
- Narrated by: John Bishop
- Length: 7 hrs and 1 min
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Publisher's summary
Penguin presents the audiobook edition of How to Grow Old by John Bishop.
Whether he likes it or not, John is getting older. His hair is greying, it’s getting that much harder to stay fit and the potential to become something of embarrassment is ever increasing.
But hope is not lost.
How to Grow Old is John’s offering to the world. With sage advice on how to avoid the common pitfalls of age, intimate confessions and spit-your-dentures-out hilarious commentary on his own advancing years, this is his observational comic writing at its very best. If you were concerned about how not to be boring or how to get rid of your should-be-old-enough-to-manage kids, this audiobook has the answers.