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Performance5 out of 5 stars 32,056
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Six days ago, astronaut Mark Watney became one of the first people to walk on Mars. Now, he's sure he'll be the first person to die there. After a dust storm nearly kills him and forces his crew to evacuate while thinking him dead, Mark finds himself stranded and completely alone with no way to even signal Earth that he’s alive - and even if he could get word out, his supplies would be gone long before a rescue could arrive. But Mark isn't ready to give up yet.
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1 out of 5 stars
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I love Wil Wheaton but why not R. C. Bray?
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- Narrated by: Wil Wheaton
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 7,461
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 6,637
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Inheriting your uncle's supervillain business is more complicated than you might think. Particularly when you discover who's running the place. Charlie's life is going nowhere fast. A divorced substitute teacher living with his cat in a house his siblings want to sell, all he wants is to open a pub downtown, if only the bank will approve his loan. Then his long-lost uncle Jake dies and leaves his supervillain business (complete with island volcano lair) to Charlie. But becoming a supervillain isn't all giant laser death rays and lava pits.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Volcanic Lairs, Death Rays & Cats… Oh My! 😼
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Artemis
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 93,435
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 85,606
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Story4 out of 5 stars 85,404
Jazz Bashara is a criminal. Well, sort of. Life on Artemis, the first and only city on the moon, is tough if you're not a rich tourist or an eccentric billionaire. So smuggling in the occasional harmless bit of contraband barely counts, right? Not when you've got debts to pay and your job as a porter barely covers the rent. Everything changes when Jazz sees the chance to commit the perfect crime, with a reward too lucrative to turn down.
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3 out of 5 stars
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A ferrari with no motor
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By: Andy Weir
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Point Nemo
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 524
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In the heart of the South Pacific lies Point Nemo, the most desolate and remote place on Earth. At its core is a dead zone, devoid of life, where government agencies crash their obsolete satellites and space stations, confident they won't harm a soul. When the International Space Station suffers a catastrophic failure and plummets through the atmosphere, it's here that Mission Specialist Julie Rohr, an astrobiologist studying living space dust called xylem, finds herself marooned. Julie's only hope for rescue lies in the hands of her estranged father, Dr. Finn Maddern, a renowned mycologist.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Totally original-totally feasible!
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- MamaBookworm
- 09-07-23
Enjoyed
I am really enjoying this new series by Linsey Hall. Characters are enjoyable, and I binged the audiobook in a day.
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- 11-23-23
Enjoyed thos book
I really enjoyed reading this book. I laughed a lot. The characters a well written.
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- Megan
- 10-11-23
So cute
I absolutely love this book. I actually liked it more than the first one. I love the relationship, the found family, fake dating, and everything in between.
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- Brittney Boyer
- 11-05-23
Soooo cute!!
Ummm Penelope is my absolute favorite!!! I will never get over how funny she is!!!
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- Genevieve M. Mzili
- 10-26-23
Love it!
Great characters and good story!
Really enjoyed this two books, they take you somewhere else beautiful with hope! Thank you for the nice distraction!
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