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Wallbanger Audiobook
Wallbanger
Written by: 
Alice Clayton
Narrated by: 
Heather Smith
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Wallbanger Audiobook

Wallbanger

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Publisher's Summary

The first night after Caroline moves into her fantastic new San Francisco apartment, she realizes she’s gaining an - um - intimate knowledge of her new neighbor’s nocturnal adventures. Thanks to paper-thin walls and the guy’s athletic prowess, she can hear not just his bed banging against the wall but the ecstatic response of what seems (as loud night after loud night goes by) like an endless parade of women. And since Caroline is currently on a self-imposed "dating hiatus," and her neighbor is clearly lethally attractive to women, she finds her fantasies keep her awake even longer than the noise. So when the wallbanging threatens to literally bounce her out of bed, Caroline, clad in sexual frustration and a pink baby-doll nightie, confronts Simon Parker, her heard-but-never-seen neighbor. The tension between them is as thick as the walls are thin, and the results just as mixed. Suddenly, Caroline is finding she may have discovered a whole new definition of neighborly....

In a delicious mix of silly and steamy, Alice Clayton dishes out a hot and hilarious tale of exasperation at first sight...

©2013 Alice Clayton (P)2013 Simon & Schuster

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    aggiegirl93 06-28-14
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    "Great book! Very funny and entertaining!"
    Where does Wallbanger rank among all the audiobooks you’ve listened to so far?

    This was one of the best audiobooks I've listened to! Kept me thoroughly entertained.


    What does Heather Smith bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you just read the book?

    Fantastic inflection and emotion! Really brought the story to life.


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    gradstudent MI 06-04-14
    gradstudent MI 06-04-14 Member Since 2010
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    "great read"
    If you could sum up Wallbanger in three words, what would they be?

    Steamy, Funny, and sweet


    Who was your favorite character and why?

    Caroline was my fav her thought process was in many cases hilarious.


    Which character – as performed by Heather Smith – was your favorite?

    The narrator did a wonderful job on all the characters. Hard to choose a fav.


    If you were to make a film of this book, what would the tag line be?

    A fun and funny romance.


    Any additional comments?

    Loved this book, I have listened to it several times.

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    AtlantaBabe 04-22-14
    AtlantaBabe 04-22-14
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    "Loved it!"

    Bam, bam, bam...from the start this audiobook was laugh out loud funny. I also liked that Simon and Caroline didn't fall into bed as soon as they recognized the attraction they felt for one another. It was fun to "watch' them move through the different stages of their relationship. The cat epilog was hilarious..

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    hannah jerusalem, Israel 04-16-14
    hannah jerusalem, Israel 04-16-14 Member Since 2011
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    "Is this really a book?More a boring soap opera!"
    You didn’t love this book... but did it have any redeeming qualities?

    Boring,silly-plot not developed,characters infantile and flat.Waste of time and money.Not at all funny. Seriously disappointing.Not at all sexy.At best,certain girls who cannot experience an orgasm might identify with the main character. Don't buy this.Don't waste your time.


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    Trinell Summerville, SC 02-28-14
    Trinell Summerville, SC 02-28-14 Member Since 2016
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    "Okay!"
    Any additional comments?

    Typical romance novel; nothing amazing like many suggested! Already knew the ending when I started; really predictable.

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    schrunda 02-04-14
    schrunda 02-04-14 Member Since 2015

    I'm a book lover. I call myself a booky.

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    "Incredibly Sexy ; *"

    This is a LOL kind of book. If you like incredibly FUN books, then STOP right here this is it.

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    Katrina 01-29-14
    Katrina 01-29-14
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    "Great story - Wonderful Narration"
    Would you consider the audio edition of Wallbanger to be better than the print version?

    I honestly think so. The narrator has a wonderful way with the humor in the story. She managed to narrate her way through a variety of wall banging organisms in a way that made them funny and edgy but not uncomfortable. This was a very funny story but the narration was even better. The best I have heard in a while in fact. I hope they have Heather Smith do more of Alice Clayton's work! Keep the work coming her way she is truly gifted!


    Who was your favorite character and why?

    Mimi. Loud, tiny, and obsessively organized is one hell of a combination. :-) I also liked the cat Clive.


    Which scene was your favorite?

    Probably the one where her friends stop by about when the wall banging starts up next door and they all sit back to listen. I was laughing so hard I almost choked.


    Did you have an extreme reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?

    It was very funny but I also had a few moments that brought on the angst. Not too much but enough that I knew the author had me by the tail and could make me feel what she wanted too. I laughed alot and actually cried once.


    Any additional comments?

    I got a bit frustrated with all of the talk of the "O". by the end I pretty much fast-forwarded through the love scenes because halfway through the good part she would start waxing poetic about her orgasm like it was a woman who was playing hard to get. I kind of wanted to slap the character at that point. There was enough to make up for it, but that particular plot line was overdone. If you can't come then get drunk enough and get a vibrator.... It doesn't merit that much drama.

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    Julie- Chicago, IL, United States 01-27-14
    Julie- Chicago, IL, United States 01-27-14 Member Since 2010
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    "Laugh out loud funny"

    I have to admit that the title of this book had me turned off in the beginning, but I was pleasantly surprised by this book, at times it had me laughing out loud in public.The narrator was great, and the story was interesting.

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    Darilyn M. Bates 12-27-13

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    "Erotically Funny!"
    Where does Wallbanger rank among all the audiobooks you’ve listened to so far?

    definitely top 10


    What was one of the most memorable moments of Wallbanger?

    the Woo


    What about Heather Smith’s performance did you like?

    She makes the best Caroline!


    Any additional comments?

    This is the funniest, most entertaining book! It is erotic and funny, which is more "real life' than a lot of romance novels!

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    Chrissy SAN DIEGO, CA, United States 11-24-13
    Chrissy SAN DIEGO, CA, United States 11-24-13 Member Since 2012
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    "Fun, lightweight listen!"

    This is a hilarious listen - very playful, spirited and blunt. If you're looking for a light listen, this is a good choice.

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