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The Zombie Survival Guide Audiobook

The Zombie Survival Guide: Complete Protection from the Living Dead

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Publisher's Summary

The Zombie Survival Guide is your key to survival against the hordes of undead who may be stalking you right now. Exhaustively comprehensive, this book covers everything you need to know, including how to understand zombie physiology and behavior, the most effective defense tactics and weaponry, ways to outfit your home for a long siege, and how to survive and adapt in any territory or terrain.

Top 10 Lessons for Surviving a Zombie Attack:
1. Organize before they rise!
2. They feel no fear, why should you?
3. Use your head: cut off theirs.
4. Blades don't need reloading.
5. Ideal protection: tight clothes, short hair.
6. Get up the staircase, then destroy it.
7. Get out of the car, get onto the bike.
8. Keep moving, keep low, keep quiet, keep alert!
9. No place is safe, only safer.
10. The zombie may be gone, but the threat lives on.

Don't be carefree and foolish with your most precious asset: life. The Zombie Survival Guide offers complete protection through trusted, proven tips for safeguarding yourself and your loved ones against the living dead. It is an audiobook that can save your life.

©2003 Max Brooks; (P)2006 Random House, Inc.

What the Critics Say

"One would expect the son of Mel Brooks to have a genetic predisposition to humor, and indeed, he does, and he exhibits it relentlessly here." (Publishers Weekly)

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    Bev Alton, IL, USA 09-26-07
    Bev Alton, IL, USA 09-26-07 Member Since 2010
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    "I am now Zombie Proof"

    Written much like a survival guide, this book gives instruction for eveything from a Zombie attack to Zombie's underwater, the best way to stop a Zombie, and how to avoid Zombie's altogether. I listened to this book on a very drive at night, I found myself really listening as if a Zombie were going to try to attack me at a rest stop! Never losing its seriousness, this book is an odd one. I liked it and still think of Zombie's showing up on the beach.

    12 of 12 people found this review helpful
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    BBB 05-03-08
    BBB 05-03-08 Member Since 2007
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    "Interesting topic, but not a good audiobook."

    I'm a big fan of anything zombie/zombie survival, so I really enjoyed the content of the book, but the whole 'guide' genre doesn't really lend itself to audiobook format.

    Skip this one and get World War Z by Max Brooks instead.

    22 of 23 people found this review helpful
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    David Los Angeles, CA, United States 05-06-09
    David Los Angeles, CA, United States 05-06-09
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    "Amusing, but still terrifying"


    This is a pretty good book to listen to you if you want some fictional info-tainment on zombies. The content is humorous, but it still inspires a feeling of panic and terror if such a thing were to actually happen. The first hour was lackluster, when it's describing the origins and physiology of zombies. However, it suprisingly gains momentum when it gets to the section on weapons, defense, terrain, etc... Though it's meant to be purely fictional, the ideas presented can still be used in other massive-disaster scenarios. The information is still useful even though it's centered around a zombie outbreak.

    I'd definately recommend this if you enjoyed World War Z. In addition, a good half of the book is similar to World War Z, as it tells the stories of survivors, but not as gripping and with as much detail as said book. It's done in a historical-drama, following zombie outbreaks from the 50,000 BC, ancient Rome, imperial China, all the way to the present, and how people in those time era and places thought of the zombies and how they fought them.

    It's ripe with intelligent, though fictional, tips and strategies. Not anyone could have just written this book. I really enjoyed it.

    9 of 9 people found this review helpful
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    A. E. Tucker 03-19-08
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    "Fun, Fun, Fun"

    Loads of fun; I'm sure the skills I learned listening to this book will server me well, when the inevitable Zombie war comes about

    3 of 4 people found this review helpful
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    Dawn Carty 06-05-12
    Dawn Carty 06-05-12
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    "The book takes itself a little too seriously"
    Would you listen to The Zombie Survival Guide again? Why?

    It would be interesting to listen to again to see what I missed the first time. There was a lot of information that was given and it does tend to get a little bogged down in the details


    What did you like best about this story?

    There was a story?


    Would you listen to another book narrated by Marc Cashman?

    No


    Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?

    No


    2 of 3 people found this review helpful
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    Ashley puyallup, WA, USA 01-11-09
    Ashley puyallup, WA, USA 01-11-09
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    "Great book but"

    the narrator was not that great. He wasn't terrible but there wasn't much life or variation in his voice and it seemed to be slightly off in pitch. Granted this is what it says it is a manual, sure its about surviving a hypothetical and wholly fictional zombie apocalypse but the narrator is still quite dry. Nonetheless if you're a zombie fan its right up your ally and I highly recommend it.

    3 of 5 people found this review helpful
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    joshua 11-11-16
    joshua 11-11-16 Member Since 2016
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    "A must read"

    Love it's the best best best best best best best best best best book i ever

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    Tristan 10-25-16
    Tristan 10-25-16 Member Since 2016
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    "Love the book, but..."

    The book is a laugh and was told well. But this is one I think works best as a book and not so much as an audio beer. Still enjoyed it though.

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    Amazon Customer 09-13-16
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    "Best Guide out there"

    Only problem is lack of options for non lethal take downs. I need fifteen words.

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    daniel 08-16-16
    daniel 08-16-16 Member Since 2015
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    "ahh this one"

    listened to it on Youtube. liked it so i bought it here :-) good times

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