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The Zombie Survival Guide: Complete Protection from the Living Dead | [Max Brooks]

The Zombie Survival Guide: Complete Protection from the Living Dead

The Zombie Survival Guide is your key to survival against the hordes of undead who may be stalking you right now. Exhaustively comprehensive, this book covers everything you need to know, including how to understand zombie physiology and behavior, the most effective defense tactics and weaponry, ways to outfit your home for a long siege, and how to survive and adapt in any territory or terrain.
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Publisher's Summary

The Zombie Survival Guide is your key to survival against the hordes of undead who may be stalking you right now. Exhaustively comprehensive, this book covers everything you need to know, including how to understand zombie physiology and behavior, the most effective defense tactics and weaponry, ways to outfit your home for a long siege, and how to survive and adapt in any territory or terrain.

Top 10 Lessons for Surviving a Zombie Attack:
1. Organize before they rise!
2. They feel no fear, why should you?
3. Use your head: cut off theirs.
4. Blades don't need reloading.
5. Ideal protection: tight clothes, short hair.
6. Get up the staircase, then destroy it.
7. Get out of the car, get onto the bike.
8. Keep moving, keep low, keep quiet, keep alert!
9. No place is safe, only safer.
10. The zombie may be gone, but the threat lives on.

Don't be carefree and foolish with your most precious asset: life. The Zombie Survival Guide offers complete protection through trusted, proven tips for safeguarding yourself and your loved ones against the living dead. It is an audiobook that can save your life.

©2003 Max Brooks; (P)2006 Random House, Inc.

What the Critics Say

"One would expect the son of Mel Brooks to have a genetic predisposition to humor, and indeed, he does, and he exhibits it relentlessly here." (Publishers Weekly)

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    Mikki 03-20-15
    Mikki 03-20-15
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    "Best ever must read"

    Or listen not before bed though great ride. Be prepared for when it the end comes

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    Tyler 03-07-15
    Tyler 03-07-15
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    "Great for a prepper looking for ideas"

    For all those who have asked what if? This is a great stop on that train as it takes a thorough trip through it all.

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    Eirik 01-29-15
    Eirik 01-29-15
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    "Weirdly fantastic!"

    It's kinda weird reading such an elaborate description of a fictional creature and how to fight it. Max Brooks hits it out of the park.

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    Pheobe Petenstein Ohio 09-05-14
    Pheobe Petenstein Ohio 09-05-14
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    "A wonderful Read"
    What did you love best about The Zombie Survival Guide?

    All the Historical research that went into making this book.And the well thought-out platforme.


    Who was your favorite character and why?

    It wasn't that kind of a book.


    What does Marc Cashman bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you just read the book?

    He did an excellent job.


    Any additional comments?

    If you believe in Zombies or not you should listen or read this book.It was well researched and presented in such a way that opens your eyes to it may not be as far fetched as you once thought.

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    Shawn Armstrong 04-30-14
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    "Great for any undead fan"
    If you could sum up The Zombie Survival Guide in three words, what would they be?

    Just plain awesome


    What other book might you compare The Zombie Survival Guide to and why?

    Maybe world war z because the subject matter is the same.


    Which scene was your favorite?

    weapon selection and leaving on the run


    If you could take any character from The Zombie Survival Guide out to dinner, who would it be and why?

    N/A


    Any additional comments?

    N/A

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
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    Stacy 01-06-14
    Stacy 01-06-14 Member Since 2014
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    "Loved it :)"
    What made the experience of listening to The Zombie Survival Guide the most enjoyable?

    I love the seriousness with which Marc Cashman reads Max Brooks book. I don't think the experience would be the same, if the narrator did not read it with some seriousness. Seriously love it. So calm and evenly paced, but with a gravity that behooves the line of story.


    What about Marc Cashman’s performance did you like?

    The way he reads it lends itself to the fact that, when your reading it , you want to lose yourself in it. You want to believe that this is something we have to seriously be concerned about RIGHT NOW, and not in an abstract, sort of "haha, oh this author" sort of way.
    Marc Cashman reads it as though he were preparing a group of people for this eventuality. It works.


    Any additional comments?

    I originally got this to listen on the bus and train ( fantastic for it, makes trips go quickly) but then one night, I was working late, and plugged it in to the speaker system. It was an interesting experience where I would actually stop doing anything and just listen, like I was in a lecture hall, just taking it in. Awesome.
    Granted, it also made me mildly paranoid about that fact that my store would not be terribly defendable with its 180 degree giant picture windows. Hahaha.

    Great reading by Marc Cashman. I highly recommend it. :)

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
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    Eder DORAL, FLORIDA, United States 08-08-13
    Eder DORAL, FLORIDA, United States 08-08-13 Member Since 2010

    Say something about yourself!

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    "Great guide for a Zombie apocalypse"

    In case that you love Zombies and want to be completely prepared, this is your guide. This is your best shot at survival. Great narration and works great with 1.5x narration speed.

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    Wesley ALBION, NY, United States 07-12-13
    Wesley ALBION, NY, United States 07-12-13 Member Since 2013

    I began running last year and grew tired of listening to music. Audibles gives me a chance to hear the books I have always wanted to read.

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    "Its exactly what it says it is.... a guide."
    Would you try another book from Max Brooks and/or Marc Cashman?

    Yes. I would.


    What do you think your next listen will be?

    My next listen is going to be '14' by Peter Clines.


    Did Marc Cashman do a good job differentiating all the characters? How?

    N/A. The narrator only had to read this guide. There was no real story for him to tell.


    Could you see The Zombie Survival Guide being made into a movie or a TV series? Who should the stars be?

    No I couldn't. I could see someone in a movie or show pulling out the guide or referring to it as a joke.


    Any additional comments?

    This was an ok read, but overall very bland. If you are looking to hear an actual storyline, this is not for you.

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    Kenya 05-29-13
    Kenya 05-29-13 Member Since 2014
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    "Just too funny"

    If you think you need the book for the one or two visuals don't bother. The visuals were very 'bla' so don't let that slow you down when deciding to getting this book. A great little listen and worth a credit you don't know what to do with.

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    Matthew Signal Hill, CA, United States 03-01-13
    Matthew Signal Hill, CA, United States 03-01-13 Member Since 2013

    I love audio books! I love listening to stories and feeling myself float away to be apart of the adventure.

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    "Very entertaining...for when the DEAD walk again!"
    If you could sum up The Zombie Survival Guide in three words, what would they be?

    It would be "are you serious?" I love a good zombie game, movie or story; but, I can't tell if this guy is serious.


    Who was your favorite character and why?

    This is not applicable, but I was imagining one while listening. I don't know if that counts.


    Have you listened to any of Marc Cashman’s other performances before? How does this one compare?

    I haven't, this book is just stating information, so I don't know if I was able to experience his full potential. He was a very good reader.


    If you could rename The Zombie Survival Guide, what would you call it?

    "Zombie-Proofing for Dummies"


    0 of 0 people found this review helpful

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