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The Zee Brothers: Zombie Exterminators Audiobook

The Zee Brothers: Zombie Exterminators: Curse of the Zombie Omelet!

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Orgasms, chocolate, and zombies? Just an average day for Jonah, Judas, and JJ.

The Zee Brothers have a strange and dangerous vocation. While some hunt rodents or pests in the dark, Jonah and Judas tackle much larger prey: zombies. Equipped with a well-loved artillery gun named DeeDee and a much used and somewhat abused pickup truck called Sasha, the duo clear the night of undead pests, keeping the ever-present threat of a zombie apocalypse at bay.

When the slaphappy pair receives an after-hours call for extermination that ends in a gurgle, they head out, guns locked and catch pole loaded. It seems that an incredibly foolish developer built a high-cost gated community atop an old Indian reservation - a reservation that soon became a graveyard and home to magic much older than the flimsy-walled homes that tried to take over. Lost in this sea of new houses, an ancient artifact lay buried till the obnoxious home owners association president disturbed it - and awakened the zombies from their slumber to retrieve it.

Now it's up to the brothers to find it and lay the walking dead to rest. Along the way they meet the woman of their dreams, JJ; her magical and disco-imbued dog, Xanadu; a denture-wearing zombie; and a high priest who offers a bit more danger than DeeDee can handle.

Filled with pop culture nods and heroes who just don't know when to quit, it's a slaphappy, blood-filled adventure as the trio fights off zombies and the brothers fight each other for JJ's affection.

If you like Ash vs Evil Dead, Army of Darkness, and Scooby Doo, you'll want to buy this action-packed romp and dive into the Zee Brothers' adventures today!

©2015 Grivante Press (P)2015 Grivante Press

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    Nicole Garcia Brooklyn, New York, United States 03-18-16
    Nicole Garcia Brooklyn, New York, United States 03-18-16 Member Since 2013

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    "Funny!!"
    If you could sum up The Zee Brothers: Zombie Exterminators in three words, what would they be?

    Funny, Entertaining, Omelet!!


    What other book might you compare The Zee Brothers: Zombie Exterminators to and why?

    I have never read a book that compares to The Zee Brothers. This book is definitely in a category all on its own.


    What about Ian McEuen’s performance did you like?

    I loved all the different voices he used for each character. Ian McEuen is a great storyteller.


    Any additional comments?

    I usually read romance books, but this book was so funny. I love zombies and this book was thoroughly entertaining. I can't wait to read more from this author.

    2 of 2 people found this review helpful
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    Buneary Thomas 03-13-16 Member Since 2016
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    "Funny well written book!"
    Would you consider the audio edition of The Zee Brothers: Zombie Exterminators to be better than the print version?

    I love how this audio book had music that really set the theme for the narration. I feel like the music was paired perfectly and other music choices wouldn't have been as great as a fit as what they choice. Perfect pairing.


    What was one of the most memorable moments of The Zee Brothers: Zombie Exterminators?

    I was laughing so hard listening to this, there were so many memorable moments. I really loved their first client who turned zombie and was attacking them trying to gum them to death. I was nearly cry laughing.


    Which character – as performed by Ian McEuen – was your favorite?

    Judas and Jonah Zee were my favorite mostly because they are the main characters.


    Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?

    Yes it was it's a nice short book, perfect to curl up with a blanket and listen to the whole thing. It's less than 2 hours and ideal for a one sitting listen.


    Any additional comments?

    I felt like this was a mix of ghost busters meets zombies which was a great idea. I loved every minuet of this book and I hope there are sequels to come!

    2 of 2 people found this review helpful
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    Nocturnus 01-29-16
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    "Native American Zombie Mayhem"
    What made the experience of listening to The Zee Brothers: Zombie Exterminators the most enjoyable?

    The different characters were very individualized by the narrator! It was really fun to listen to. The incredulity came over very strong as well as the panic! Made it alot funnier than it would have been to read :)


    What did you like best about this story?

    The Grindhouse dark comedic adventure vibe was amazing! It was like no other book I have ever read and I can't wait for more :)


    What does Ian McEuen bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you just read the book?

    The performance was incredibly amusing and I loved the distinctly different characters! He has an incredible voice range and fully illustrated each one with his performance. I will definitely look into more titles narrated by him :)


    Was there a moment in the book that particularly moved you?

    The background music (opening and closing theme and Xanadu's Theme) was a really nice touch! Even if (because of the zombies) I now have "Thriller" stuck in my head :) LOVE that dog Xanadu!!!


    Any additional comments?

    This series must be listened to (or read) in order. This is the first book. I can't wait to listen to the next one!


    Jonah and Judas are zombie exterminators. Getting a call from a new client should be a good thing... Until they hear their client get eaten! They can't let a zombie outbreak get outta hand, so client alive or not, they are on the case. Will they be able to contain the zombie outbreak before it becomes a full fledged Apocalyse situation? Will they be able to break the Curse? Or will they get eaten first?


    ***This series is suitable for adult readers who enjoy zombie stories with a little horror splashed into a total Grindhouse darkly comedic action paranormal fantasy adventure with a smidge of sexy fun :)

    2 of 2 people found this review helpful
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    WordsAPlenty - charla white Ann Arbor, Mi United States 12-23-15
    WordsAPlenty - charla white Ann Arbor, Mi United States 12-23-15 Member Since 2015

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    "Hilarious Zee Brothers - A must read!"
    If you could sum up The Zee Brothers: Zombie Exterminators in three words, what would they be?

    Deadly hilariously funny


    Which scene was your favorite?

    Their first client turned zombie trying to gum them to death.


    If you were to make a film of this book, what would the tag line be?

    There are ghost hunters, Sasquatch hunters, crypt-zoologists and then there are the Zee Brothers, zombie hunters!


    Any additional comments?

    WordsAPlenty received a free copy of this book from the author for an honest review. This in no way affects the review.

    There are ghost hunters, Sasquatch hunters, crypt-zoologists and then there are the Zee Brothers, zombie hunters! The brothers are Jonah and Judas. Their first client calls them to report he may have zombies in the crawl space under his house. Fortunately for the Zee Brothers, their first client lives in the small gated community of Winter Oaks, Arizona.
    Winter Oaks is the home and burial ground of the now deceased Pakatini Tribe. Buried among their people is an old sacred amulet which the loathsome President of the Home Owners Association accidently disturbed. The Zee Brothers arrive to find their first client dead; and they hook up with JJ (a busty beautiful woman) and her dog Xanadu who are visiting the family there.

    The Zee brothers and JJ have to solve the mystery as to what has caused the Indians to rise (and why would a zombie want an omelet?) … and they know it is somewhere in the nearby landfill.

    Well written zombie fun. Nothing is as it seems – Xanadu does some pretty amazing things for a dog, the magic 8 ball gear shift seems to be on target with everything the brothers are going through and if all else fails there’s chocolate! Grivante takes the zombie genre and gives it a fresh look and goes where no other has gone with the zombies and his heroes!
    Only 1 hour and 55 minutes long, Givante does an excellent job of packing a ton of fun and danger into this short audio. You will laugh!

    Ian McEuen did an excellent job of narration adding personality to the brothers and JJ. His voices and interjecting of music in this audio was spot on.
    There were no issues with the production of this audio.
    WordsAPlenty gives this a 4.5 star rating.

    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
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    AudioBook Reviewer Madison, WI, United States 01-08-16
    AudioBook Reviewer Madison, WI, United States 01-08-16 Member Since 2011

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    "well written and performed zombie fun book"

    Omelet ….. ommmleeeete …. ommmleeeete. Most zombies, if they speak, yell ‘BRAINS” but not these zombies … the infamous Zee Brothers, zombie exterminators clearly heard the zombies chanting “Omelet, Omelet, Omelet.” Drawing out the word each time with an eerily haunted tone.

    There are ghost hunters, Sasquatch hunters, crypt-zoologists and then there are the Zee Brothers, zombie exterminators! The brothers are Jonah and Judas. One is down to 7 fingers (zombie accident) and other can’t drive but still tries!

    The beautiful gated community and suburb, Winter Oaks was built on top of an ancient burial ground of the now deceased Pakatini Tribe. Unfortunately for their first client he has zombies in the crawl space under his house. The president of the home owners association reportedly is an obnoxious fool who disturbed the land and tossed an ancient amulet (not omelet) into the landfill.

    By the time The Zee brothers arrive at the small gated community, all hell has broken loose. There are more “omelet” chanting zombies than they know what to do with but the brothers do take the time to fight over the gorgeous and voluptuous busty JJ and her mysterious dog Xanadu.

    The Zee brothers and JJ have to solve the mystery as to what has caused the Indians to rise (and why would a zombie would want an omelet). Several run-ins with the zombies and their shaman reveal it is NOT an omelet they are seeking and they know the item is now somewhere in the nearby landfill (in truth JJ and the President reveal the big secret).

    This is a well written and performed zombie fun book. Nothing is as it seems – Xanadu does some pretty amazing things for a dog, the magic 8 ball gear shift seems to be on target with everything the brothers are going through as well as providing JJ with some much needed “relief” and if all else fails there’s chocolate! Grivante takes the zombie genre and gives it a fresh look and goes where no other has gone with the zombies and his heroes!

    Only 1 hour and 55 minutes long, Givante does an excellent job of packing a ton of fun and danger into this short audio. You will laugh! The Zee brothers take their first client and turn him into their zombie pet – he’s harmless as he has NO teeth!

    Ian McEuen did an excellent job of narration adding personality to the brothers and JJ. His voices and interjecting of music in this audio was spot on and cheesy enough to make it all work together.

    There were no issues with the production of this audio.

    Audiobook provided for review by the author

    Please find this complete review and many others at my review blog

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    10 of 15 people found this review helpful

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