You read Orwell's 1984. Now read The United States of Air.
The National Sewer Agency is spying on people's toilets, looking for food terrorists...
Food Enforcement Agent Jason Frolick believes in America. He believes in eating air. He struggles to get the food monkey off his back. As part of the Global War on Fat, his job is to put food terrorists in Fat Camp.
When a pizza dealer gets whacked in the park across the street from the Thin House, the Prophet Jones himself asks Frolick to investigate. For the first time ever, Frolick solves a murder - but what he finds out shakes his faith.
Will he ever be able to eat air again?
©2012 J.M. Porup (P)2013 J.M. Porup
This book is like a cross between South Park, the Daily Show, and George Orwell.
It's like 1984 only way funnier!
the scene between Frolick and the Prophet near the end. I didn't know whether to laugh or to cry.
Throwing Poo at the Powerful
the "war or terror" is a buncha crappola you ask me and this book calls it like it is!
Really LOL funny!
Fatso. The cheesy over-the-top French accent is so ridiculous I laughed out loud!
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