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The Undead in My Bed | [Jessica Sims, Molly Harper, Katie MacAlister]

The Undead in My Bed

In "Shades of Gray" by Katie MacAlister, Noelle is a Guardian: a demon-wrangler, imp-banisher, and all-round secret protector of humans from the Otherworld. In "Undead Sublet" by Molly Harper, executive chef Tess Maitland is banned from her five-star kitchen in Chicago to recover from "exhaustion". Jessica Sims's "Out With a Fang" features Ruby Sommers, a lonely were-jaguar who signs up for a blind date through the paranormal dating agency Midnight Liaisons.
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Publisher's Summary

In "Shades of Gray" by Katie MacAlister, Noelle is a Guardian: a demon-wrangler, imp-banisher, and all-round secret protector of humans from the Otherworld. While working on the set of a ghost-busting reality show in a haunted castle, she meets a sexy vampire, and together they prevent a Master Demon from killing everyone in the castle.

In "Undead Sublet" by Molly Harper, executive chef Tess Maitland is banned from her five-star kitchen in Chicago to recover from "exhaustion". Choosing a random rental house in Half-Moon Hollow to spend time in, she's unaware that the house comes with a strange man. Even though Sam Masden's ex-wife has rented the house out from under him, the divorce settlement allows him access to it for another ninety days. With Tess unable to go anywhere else, and Sam unwilling, a war of epic proportions is declared - and romantic sparks and heavy pots fly.

Jessica Sims's "Out With a Fang" features Ruby Sommers, a lonely were-jaguar who signs up for a blind date through the paranormal dating agency Midnight Liaisons. When she arrives, she finds out that her date, a vampire, was the human she'd been in love with four years ago but was forced to dump.

©2012 Katie MacAlister, Molly Harper, and Jessica Sims (P)2012 Tantor

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    ssteward 04-02-15
    ssteward 04-02-15
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    "Awesome listen for slow work days "

    I didn't like the first story. It was very vague and didn't give me a longing to rediscover the characters in other related books. I also didn't like the ending of it. It seemed to glamorize an abusive relationship between the dark-ones parents despite the circumstances. The second story was hilarious, and the third was my favorite. Although I was already a fan of the author.

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    P. A. Smith 04-02-15
    P. A. Smith 04-02-15

    "stealthly reading"

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    "Molly Harper, the best!"

    Liked Katie MacAlister, and Jessica Sims books. LOVED Molly Harper's. 5 Stars for her. All of them were fun and erotic.

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    Michelle Dallas TX 03-20-15
    Michelle Dallas TX 03-20-15 Member Since 2014

    Michelle

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    "2 (Molly Harper) and 3 are great! 1 eh"

    This is a three part listen. DO NOT judge by the first book. The other two are great. The second is by Molly Harper and it's awesome as usual. The 3rd is pretty good too.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
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    Kelly 02-25-15
    Kelly 02-25-15
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    "Meh"
    What did you like best about The Undead in My Bed? What did you like least?

    The novella by Molly Harper was the best. I love her. I really disliked the first story - I skipped it after 3 chapters.


    How would you have changed the story to make it more enjoyable?

    Jessica Sims & Katie MacAlister's stories need different narrators.


    Did the narrators do a good job differentiating all the characters? How?

    None are as good as Amanda Ronconi, who usually does Molly Harper's books. Abby was best of the three, with different voices for each character. But as I've heard Amanda's versions of voices for the same characters they still bugged me.Leah had a terrible time doing men's voices. And Sophie has these long pauses between words during some of the more... intimate scenes and it just bugged me. The pauses were too long to really fit, they hurt the flow.


    Was The Undead in My Bed worth the listening time?

    Not all of it. After 3 chapters I skipped the first novella. All of the Molly Harper story was great. And the last story was okay, not amazing, but okay. Honestly I only listened to it because I was tiling my kitchen and didn't have anything else to listen to. But I did finish it when I had other options.


    Any additional comments?

    As I wanted to hear the tory about Sam and Tess, it was worth the credit. But if I weren't a Molly Harper fan I wouldn't have gotten it and I wouldn't have missed much.

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    Kenna 01-31-15
    Kenna 01-31-15 Member Since 2015
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    "Overall: I give it 4 stars!!!"

    So this book is 3 short stories. I gave the story 3 stars just because I didn't really care for 1 of the stories. But other than that, everything else was great!!! All the narrators were really good!!!

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    Tanja 01-16-15
    Tanja 01-16-15 Member Since 2012
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    "Fair, Great, Good"

    I loved the Molly Harper book and enjoyed the other two. I probably would listen to all three again but will continue on with the series for Molly Harper.

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    G. Baker US 12-28-14
    G. Baker US 12-28-14 Member Since 2012

    Independant traveler

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    "For Molly Harper only"

    In fairness, I only "read" the Molly Harper portion. But I sorely missed Amanda Ronconi narrating for her!

    I loved the story. I'd love to see her explore some of her other characters from Half-Moon Hallow in the future. Jolene? Jamie? Ophelia (yes please!)?

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    N 08-01-14
    N 08-01-14
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    "Take two..."
    Is there anything you would change about this book?

    with different narration. I just couldn't get into the story because the main narrator's voice and pronunciation were annoying. I didn't listen past the second chapter.


    How would you have changed the story to make it more enjoyable?

    Different voice, better pronunciation, inflection


    Would you be willing to try another one of the narrators’s performances?

    NO


    Could you see The Undead in My Bed being made into a movie or a TV series? Who should the stars be?

    I wasn't able to get far enough into the story to know.


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    b 07-21-14
    b 07-21-14
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    "I can't believe I read the whole thing!!!!!"
    This book wasn’t for you, but who do you think might enjoy it more?

    absolutely no one! the 1st and 3rd books made me want to puncture my own eardrums!! god awful writing and someof the worst narration I have ever suffered through!


    Would you ever listen to anything by the authors again?

    Harper absolutely! the other two, probably, under pain of violent death! their stories were beyond bad. these stories were the first time I wanted the main character to die early in the story.


    Would you be willing to try another one of the narrators’s performances?

    NO!


    What reaction did this book spark in you? Anger, sadness, disappointment?

    Pain!!


    Any additional comments?

    reading the first book was bad, but it was nowhere near the agony I felt during the third story! Even suspension of disbelief was not enough to protect me from these awful works. If it weren't for Harper's story this would have been unbearable.

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    Henlvr 05-30-14
    Henlvr 05-30-14
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    "An unhappy company!"
    What could have made this a 4 or 5-star listening experience for you?

    Not having either of the 2 books included with Molly Harper's story--which is actually available stand-alone. As there is no information re: which stories are being presented, it turned out to be a huge let-down, plus the last story--by Jessica Sims--was impossibly insipid and performed in an unbelievably irritating style...!


    Any additional comments?

    Don't waste your money on this collection--just get Molly Harper's story by itself.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful

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