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The Stupidest Angel Audiobook

The Stupidest Angel: A Heartwarming Tale of Christmas Terror

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Publisher's Summary

Twas the night (okay, more like the week) before Christmas, and all through Pine Cove, California, people are busy buying, wrapping, packing, and generally getting into the holiday spirit.

But not everybody is feeling the joy. Little Joshua Barker is in desperate need of a holiday miracle. No, he's not on his deathbed. But Josh is sure that he saw Santa take a shovel to the head, and now the 7-year-old has only one prayer: Please, Santa, come back from the dead.

But hold on! There's an angel waiting in the wings. (Wings, get it?) It's none other than the Archangel Raziel come to Earth seeking a small child with a wish that needs granting. Unfortunately, our angel's not sporting the brightest halo in the bunch, and before you can say "Kris Kringle" he's botched his sacred mission and sent the residents of Pine Cove headlong into Christmas chaos, culminating in the most hilarious and horrifying holiday party the town has ever seen.

Only Christopher Moore, the man who brought you the outrageous lost gospel Lamb and the hysterical fish tale Fluke, could have devised a new holiday classic that tugs at the heartstrings and serves up a healthy slice of fruitcake to boot.

©2004 Christopher Moore; (P)2004 HarperCollins Publishes, Inc.

What the Critics Say

"This little slice of perverse Christmas cheer is enough to make even the most cynical Scrooge guffaw." (Publishers Weekly)

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    Jami Oakland, OR, USA 01-13-06
    Jami Oakland, OR, USA 01-13-06
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    "My Favorite Holiday Read"

    I love this book and listen to it every holiday season! I lightens my mood and I laugh and laugh...
    It's very adult and the author doesn't hold back in the conversations of the characters. If you like Koontz, you love this one.

    1 of 2 people found this review helpful
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    V.A. 01-02-06
    V.A. 01-02-06 Member Since 2004

    Travel is essential, snowboarding a need. I love speed: cars, motorcycles, boards. Food is more than a requirement; on the best days it's a supreme indulgence.

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    "VERY funny!!"

    This was one of the funnier books I've read. I gathered it would be a bit irreverent from some of the other reviews, but I had no idea I'd actually be covering my mouth (repeatedly) to keep from waking my husband on the drive to Virginia.
    Yes this book is silly. Yes it's implausible. But if you take it for what it is, you will not be disappointed...and you will laugh a lot!

    1 of 2 people found this review helpful
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    Selena R Stair 11-18-05 Listener Since 2003
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    "This is BIG fun"

    I was constantly laughing out loud - not something to listen to if you have to stay quiet!

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    J. B Roberson LA, CA 08-11-05
    J. B Roberson LA, CA 08-11-05 Listener Since 2004
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    "The Quill Awards"

    This book has been nominated for the Quill Awards. If you know this author you know he deserves it. So please take the time to vote for Christopher Moore under Science Fiction/Fantasy/Horror.

    http://www.quillsliteracy.org/nominatingvoting.html

    1 of 2 people found this review helpful
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    Jan Delaware, OH, USA 04-24-05
    Jan Delaware, OH, USA 04-24-05
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    "So-So...Would not listen to again"

    The story line was lacking....I kept expecting it to get better. I finally gave up with three or four chapters to go. I found it frustrating.

    2 of 4 people found this review helpful
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    Debra Twin Bridges, MT, United States 03-21-05
    Debra Twin Bridges, MT, United States 03-21-05 Member Since 2013

    Mom, married, website designer, portfolio manager in self-imposed exile (yeah Greg Smith!!), former California native, Episcopalian.

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    "The Stupidest Angel"

    Definitely rated "R", not for children, and probably not teenages (at least not my teenager). I reveled in Moore's "Lamb". Although not of the same caliber, Stupid Angel, was still fun, silly and entertaining. If you're a Tom Robbins fan, check it out. Moore has the same twisted perspective.

    1 of 2 people found this review helpful
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    Drew Austin, TX, United States 02-13-05
    Drew Austin, TX, United States 02-13-05 Member Since 2017
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    "Thank you, ?stupidest? reviewer"

    This was a laugh-out-loud romp with outrageous characters and a highly original melange of plotlines. But special thanks goes out to the person who bought this title and plugged it in during a family trip thinking she was in for a wholesome G-rated prance with fluffy snowflakes, talking snowmen and cute little elves.

    My listening pleasure was enhanced to the nth degree as I listened and tried to imagine how far you must have gone into the story before deciding the occasional flashes of profanity and adult humor were not anomolies, but *gasp* the central theme of the book!

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    Kalavinka Columbus, OHIO United States 01-22-05
    Kalavinka Columbus, OHIO United States 01-22-05 Member Since 2011

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    "Extremely Funny!!!!"

    Any book where one of the protagonists is a fruit bat is going to be a winner with me. Although I did not want to laugh at some of the author's twisted humor, I could not help myself. The characters are great and the plot, well... the plot is just crazy. I had great fun listening to this audio book.

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    Michele 01-16-05
    Michele 01-16-05
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    "Trite and Hachneyed"

    This is nothing more than a rip off of multiple other stories reassembled. The angel character is right out of the John Travolta movie "Michael" right down to wearing a black trench coat, dropping feathers and having an addiction to sweet foods. The town folk hold up in the civic hall building as they fight off the walking zombies is straight out a B-movie. This belongs in the recyle bin...as the story line is nothing more than recycled material. A waste of time.

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    Roger Charlotte, NC, USA 01-05-05
    Roger Charlotte, NC, USA 01-05-05
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    "What a wild story!"

    This is my first read by this author, but I was totally hooked after the first chapter. Christopher Moore is an insane and very funny guy and I'll be looking for more of his work. This story dragged in a couple of places, but overall, it was quite entertaining. There were lots of crazy characters and descriptions like I've never heard before. What an imagination! This is not a kids story and there is liberal profanity and some adult scenes. I loved it!

    1 of 1 people found this review helpful

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